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Rocks....rocks...rocks.....they are everywhere
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Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
When did I.... That's the first time I remember saying it. (besides People You don't want to meet in a dark alley) -
What Are You Reading, Part 2
Darkness Ascendant replied to Chaos's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Mad, I read some of the books a while ago -
wok Stormlight Archive trailers
Darkness Ascendant replied to Darkness Ascendant's topic in Stormlight Archive
maybe some small implications as far as putting WoR scenes into WoK trailers @Ari and @Djarskublar @Maple Duke, still want to sign up? I need to stop being lazy and finish the trailers lol, will try tomoz -
Three word stories, (Again)
Darkness Ascendant replied to Renoux's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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What do you guys speak? Kachra means trash in Urdu
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The Official Thread of Relationships
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
I feel bad for the co-worker, obviously he is inexperienced too -
Explain the Picture (Game)
Darkness Ascendant replied to The Honor Spren's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Eleven year old and 7 year old do a dance to cheer up strange yellow thing whilst strange asian black man forgets his moves when he sees pretty lady(out of picture) walk past. explain -
NO WAY. KACHRA IS MY LANGUAGE FOR GARBAGE TOO!
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The Official Thread of Relationships
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
Oh ok, what u said before kinda implied you had multiple women u were interested in. Starting off as friends is good. best of luck in the way of evidence straw! -
Once at night/found/Love/found/night at once (what was that??)
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What the storms is this book? I WANT TO READ IT!
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What Are You Reading, Part 2
Darkness Ascendant replied to Chaos's topic in Entertainment Discussion
Much good, such awesome? -
Interesting so far, if a tad bit random My friend Sunny has a notes collection called Memories, which are about all the weird, stupid and strange things that have happened to him XD I will try and copy it all here (....with his permission of course)
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The Official Thread of Relationships
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
@Delightful, I did just join this convo, so your cents are worth more than mine seeing as you've been here longer (aka Thanks) Also @skaa....how many women are you trying to pursue.....? -
I have these two friends. One's name is Dimitri, and the other's is Al-Beka (last name, meaning "the sad" many jokes were made) So we are sitting in English and Dimitri and Al-Beka begin to talk about Game of Thrones. So I decide to join in during an opening when they were discussing Jon Snow. So I ask "Did any of you have an idea whether Jon Snow was going to die or not" Turns out Al-Beka had never watched Game of Thrones and was going to start watching it (that's what they were originally talking about) He considered what I had said as a spoiler and literally lost his crem. He went on about what a d*ckhead I was, and asked why I made spoiling things a profession (I had accidentally spoiled a Flash scene for him when I was discussing it with another friend). He then discribed how he was going to brutally murder me and then we spent the rest of the lesson with Al-Beka shooting me dark glances, and me laughing at the incongruity of it all whilst Dimitri sat between us looking half-amused half awkward. SO TRUUUU With al-beka it's "Hey Taim" (Shortened form of my name), proceeds to describe how he was going to brutally murder me to "Oi, can you help me out with this" Or with another friend, Sunny (the one who didn't know that Crash Bandicoot was a Bandicoot) "oi f*ckwit, how did you get to celadon city??" he also frequently tells everyone to kill themselves If they weren't my friends and if I hadn't known that they were joking (most of the time), then I would have had to change my name to Al-Beka XD (These are the same group of friends who made the Harambe (RIP) jokes)
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Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
Yay! HUGS!!!! Whispers "Heil Hydra" into everyones ears whilst stabbing everyone with a hemalurgic spike to take Delightful's hugs from them using Feruchemical speed. "YAAAS HUGS", he says in a horibble scratchy voice and then stabs the spikes into himself. You all need to live in Australia for a few years. Then we can all insult each other in good cheer -
Three word stories, (Again)
Darkness Ascendant replied to Renoux's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Weird things about yourself
Darkness Ascendant replied to Assassin in Burgundy's topic in General Discussion
Get a shark-tooth, or some other symbolic thing. I've worn a "shark" tooth necklace, A sick Celtic knot and this strange islander symbol (still looked cool). As long as the "jewlry" your wearing looks cool or badass, you should be fine> It's not like you want Scott engraved in cursive on a gold plate with a jeweled butterfly on it's side.....right? Thats...strange- 169 replies
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Haha, I'm 14 as well Aye, they made Percy look 15/16
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The Official Thread of Relationships
Darkness Ascendant replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
Hey man, I just "walked" into this "room" but I would just like to put in my 1/50000 cent (If delightful's is 2 cents) This happens to me all the time. My best advice? Whenever you are around them and you begin to get that weird feeling in your chest and the hormones decide to go on crack.....master all your willpower, It's hard to explain literally, but metaphorically GRAB that nervousness, push it down etc etc and then roughly SHOVE it into a deep dark hole. It's what I do....and it works most of the time. Very hard to explain indeed :/ "normal" is just what there perspective is of you. I reckon the best way to approach someone you like is by "catching" them in the act of doing something you like to do as well. Give them a reason to talk to you Example (completely figurative a slight bit idealistic) Person you like: *sitting at a table reading a Sanderson book" Me: No way, is that AoL?? Are you a sanderfan too? Person: Yes it is AoL, what's a sanderfan? Me: someone who likes reading Brandon Sanderson and is a fan of his work. Where are you up to? etc etc etc.... Literally push yourself into making that first move. It may seem hard, but it is achievable. After that first move, things will get better, trust me
