Darkness Ascendant

leak leafy

The 9 realms shook with mirth "You know my price", said Satan Divided we stand, United we fall Through death, we live, and remember I had been manipulated all along My blade will guide my justice My soul will guide my mercy My mind will guide my repentance My heart will guide the truth (The last few were spontaneous, I might use them later so....I dibs it?)

*walks in after leaving the room for a while* stops *realises a whole conversation on something you said had occurred* is surprised. As for what I said before "you would be hot if you were white", I didn't really give tw- I didn't care really. However I realise now, that she was infact "dropping hints", however tactless (hey we were...what, 11?-I'm turning 15 now-), At the end of Yr 6, we had this thing similar to yearbooks, and she wrote "Catherine dislikes you", in bold on it. So, yeah, hints all around XD but, it's all ok, we're good friends..I think seeing as we haven't spoken in 3 years, something to do with living in different cities now. Eh. all in the past.

@Oversleep, someone downvoted u, so I took the liberty to upvote u :/ why someone would do that? idk (copying sunbird) <-- is a muslim <-- knows basically nothing about coffee, tea, or alcohol Down here, "we" all drink VB (victoria bitter), as well as other brands like Pure Blonde or Tooheys, funnily enough I know about the alcohol making process, however useless the information is to me. As for coffee and tea, those i know quite alot about, I love to make the occasional "cuppa", whether it be for myself or my parents. My parents don't like the tea I make(tastes fine to me), but they love my coffee, I like to experiment with different brands. I sometimes even attempt at making those weird pictures in the froth. I also like making hot chocolate, with cad bury chocolate powder, which tastes just as good as any barista made hot choc

AAHAAA, AND HITHERTO, THE BAD JOKES HATH RETURNED!!!! I always believed. woah, woah,woah. Reused jokes are no-go jokes, everyone knows recycling accelerates global warming, next time, make sure noone else has said the joke before. And typing up "bad jokes" in google won't help you(like it helps me XD), take it from a professional. I bet the polar bears hates you and the scientists love you. And to add to the thread, last friday my rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. This one took me a while to understand In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. Candidates had been eliminated to the point where the only two left were Singapore and Nevers, France. The French venue had an obvious advantage for the games, but the Singaporeans were eager to host the games in their country, so they developed a snow-making machine. Because of technical glitches, the machine produced snow only part of the time. The rest of the time it produced steam, and you can't ski on steam. So they made a last-ditch effort to perfect the machine, knowing that the deadline for a decision from the committee was nigh. To bring moral support and entertainment to the workers, they brought in Elvis Presley, who mounted the stage and said, "Well, today's the day your machine must produce snow. If it belches out steam, the games will go to France. So this is it. It's snow, or Nevers.

Glomper??? Is there something I'm missing? Welcome, fair Glomper and have a free upvote

Completely forgot about Porygon (speaking of him, I am yet to find one of him/her in GO) Also, alot of pokemon are created by "spirits", so in-between natural and artificial, I've been thinking about what these "spirits" really are, gods? primal beings?creators of Pokemon? I smell a fanfiction

Aren't Mewtwo and Genesect artificial.

Hey, if you want to speak to Harmony and have your thoughts heard, go ahead, eat the damnable cookies

haha XD. I love how creative pokemon are getting, *david attenborough voice* Ah yes, the rare key pokemon in it's natural habitat, did you know there is also a sword pokemon, a chandelier pokemon. Not to mention dedenne is basically Raichu among alot more other stuff

I had a very good day, which ended badly. Registered a tonne of new pokemon; Scyther, Geodude, Dragonair, Machoke, Slowpoke, Drowzy, Fearow, Vulpix, Gloom, Grimer, AND I FINALLY CAUGHT A GHASTLY (The last two times I attempted, they ran away ) BTW, most of the ones above are from eggs and evolution and I jumped to level 17. But to cap it all of, I finally got enough Dratini candy to evolve into a Dragonair, and then somehow ended up evolving the wrong dratini!! , instead of my 389 CP dratini, I evolved my 90CP dratini!

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Have you noticed that Sun looks just like Pyroar, and Moon is just another bat?

Cute like Syl. Heck I always imagined you to look like Syl, strange. Dhaaaam Yata, back at it again with the sexy looks (no I am not gay thank you very much) (I love how this thread went from, "let's describe ourselves", to "screw it, ceebs" As for me I am a 15 year old, moderately tall, dark-skinned pakistani lad from Down Under. I used to have hair a massive bush on my head shaped like a mix of Heihachi and Phoenix Wright, then I got a haircut I might go for the Pidgeotto cut next XD I have dark, brown eyes, short, spiky black hair. Girls have told me I would be hot if I was white, which is depressing. Some might say I have an impressive jawline, others woul say It doesn't exist. I think big clothes make me look short and fat for no reason. I have actually have relatives that look ALOT like Yata wow. There.

Panda (haha)

Little big

Prometheus Since Prometheus brought fire to mankind, then his pokemon should be fire types. 1.Charizard of course, because the fact that Charizard is also a flying type symbolises Prometheus' freedom 2. Combusken 3.Camerupt 4.Chandelure 5.Delphox 6. For Prometheus' last Pokemon, Volcanion!, because it is a fire-water type, representing dual-nature I love how the MLP one appears to just have a bunch of random legendary pokemon, and then solrock is just......there

that everyone was

Bing it