Vander

Hmmm... Szeshonai? A strange one. Oh! Do people still ship Jasnah and Szeth? I remember laughing my head off when I read that.

Is there moar? <plaintive>I wantz moar.</plaintive>

I like this! On the other hand, it seems a bit weird that the Radiants were capable enough to fight Odium's forces for a Hundred Desolations if they were susceptible like this. Just my two cents.

You know what? I like you as a person, but I don't think we'll ever agree. Edit: Just to piss people off: SzethxShallanxAdolin love triangle FTW! It'll happen! Definitely!

There. Happiness? I SUPPORT THE DRAGON REBORN! Which reminds me that I need to change my profile now.

Well, going by that logic there's no point to most of the forums. I count entertainment as productiveness, though.

EXACTLY! I could hug you. Funny thing, I actually don't really see a love triangle in the making- sure, there was the whole chasm thing, but I feel that Shallan genuinely loves Adolin, which I think is reciprocated. If offending her is going to make her leave like that, Adolin doesn't need her. Woah. At the beginning of WoR, I sort of disliked Adolin and loved Kaladin. Now I like Adolin more than Kal. Weird.

Okay, resurrecting this thread WAS productive.

I know about the Stones Unhallowed thing, but I was still crossing my fingers. Meanwhile, I'm still throwing quite the tantrum. Personally, I would be shocked if we did. While his storyline has some aspects of that of a KR's, there are too many other factors that may go against it. I'm still rooting for "Nightblood-Nahel-Bond", though. Heck knows that a Nightblood that has somehow managed to grow would be terrifying, if highly improbable. Edit: By terrifying, I mean to say down-right heart-stopping. Nightblood is terrifying as is.

True, true.

Overly sweet, and sloppy, Glass is like a ninja.

Wrong. The Eye of the World.

Love the thread, but I'm left wondering who here actually dislikes WoT, and who is fondly exasperated. Roll call? I'm the latter.

Those searchers really can't put two and two together, huh? This passage is great, though!

You think you know what's coming next, and you're usually correct, because there's nothing more to it. (I'm still bitter about the whole Oathbringer thing, so if I seem like I hate Sanderson... it'll pass.) Brandon Sanderson is like a downvote.

FML. All I'm really reading from this thread is that there is no chance for a book called Skybreaker anytime soon. Skybreaker would have been an epic name...

Wait. Are you being sarcastic here, talking theoretically, or is this actually a thing?

Greasy, chunky, but somehow still worth it. A plague is like Vander.

Useful, but frustratingly technical at times. Kaladin is like a unicorn.

Granted. You drink it. I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

Singularly unpleasant to experience. A Shard is like a chicken.

Granted. The hot chocolate, while edible, tastes horrendous. I wish to proclaim my return!

Granted. Goodbye, then, mortal fool; you have brought doom upon us all. I wish for cats.