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  1. Lord Pifferdoo
    Yay for super late votes. EDIT: By late I mean timewise, not late in the day. I totally remembered that days are 48 hours long, ha ha ha
  2. Lord Pifferdoo
    Brandon Sanderson once wrote an e-mail to a friend about a party. The e-mail was sent two years later.
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    So you know how everyone's eyes are technically blue underneath? What if the reason Shardbearers and Surgebinders get light eyes is related to that? Like, there's so much latent Investiture, and it comes out through the eyeballs? More energy = faster the eyes get light. This would explain why people's eyes burn out of their sockets, though this doesn't explain the changes in colour.

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      I think I will, thanks!

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    You are granted Eternal Waking when you sleep. Thankfully, this version isn't truly eternal, so you'll eventually wake up for real. Or will you? I dunno, that's how Eternal Waking works. Also, your feet become cinderblocks and your hands become pit vipers. I wish for the ability to choose the manner of my own death.
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    Oh so it's like you're Odium, and the Heralds are your mate. Collectively. (except Taln) Gotcha. Baby, we go together like two halves of a ketek
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    Granted. You become severely, catastrophically, chronically near-sighted, and every time you put on a pair of glasses it shatters in your face, with the force of ten Dromedary Camel farts (the beefy kind). I wish for a real-life Easy button.
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    Don't the Desolations come because of the Heralds showing up? Or vice-versa? They're positively correlated, at the very least.
  8. Lord Pifferdoo
    Can somebody that was keeping track put up a vote count? Like maybe our wise and benevolent GM, Joe, the only of his name? EDIT: Guess who took some initiative? Cognition (2) - twelth, Sarc Gamma (0) Sarc (2) - Winter, Meta Winter (1) - Araris Snoopy (1) - Clanky, Clanky (1) - Panda Maw (1) - AntMax
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    Granted. You're in that world (insert twilight zone theme) Bet you'll love it here. I wish for my magical talking pig to get first place at the state fair that is totally going on in the middle of winter.
  10. Lord Pifferdoo
    Brandon Sanderson once asked his dog, "Who's a good boy?" The dog replied, "RAFO"
  11. Lord Pifferdoo
    No-one moved on my planet. Didn't we all agree to a freeze?
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    Granted. This fansite ceases to exist, and any attempt to restart anything remotely like it likewise ceases to exist. If you try to talk to anyone about the books, you will lose your memory of anything Cosmere related until they leave your field of vision. Any text-based or phone-based communication causes penguins to die in the hundreds. Letters are the only thing safe anymore. Morse code works, actually. So do telegraphs. Smoke Signals get messed up by rouge winds and turn into the signal for "My Anaconda Don't" I wish for two bags of grain to feed my family.
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    I mean, it sucks that Satrams is dead, but since he was vanilla, no big loss?
  14. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. Your Oathstone is given to Cassius instead. Cassius Clay, that is. Have fun boxing. I wish for ideas for things to do on Valentine's with the Serene to my Raoden.
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    Guess who just remembered he had a Psychology paper due tomorrow? Clarke Gable? No, that is a terrible guess. It's me, you nitwit.

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    Welcome, child. Bask in the glow of the House of Piff
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    Nope!
  19. Lord Pifferdoo
    Yay! This one is so terribly bad they actually make the smart one think they are dumber by association.
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    Stephen Leeds? The one narcissistic aspect? Ivy?
  21. Lord Pifferdoo
    Wait, who was the second vote for Peng?
  22. Lord Pifferdoo
    I like it, although I don't know what having a highstorm every night will do to the ecosystem
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    (Hi guest account viewing the page)
  24. Lord Pifferdoo
    blanket, with weavings
  25. Lord Pifferdoo
    I like this plan Although it has to be a fully committed effort. Any holes and it could spell disaster for the innocent Sharders.
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