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  1. Unstoppable force (my desire for brownies) vs immovable object (the knowledge that my roommates would inevitably eat them all as soon as they exited the oven)

  2. "So for this setting, Kobold, I'm going for a sort of 1920s/1930s aesthetic in a fantasy world-"

    "ZEPPELINS!"

    "...yeah, there could be rigid airships, but also some other stereotypical features of the era, you know, like flappers-"

    "THEY CAN DANCE ON BOARD ZEPPELINS!"

    "...yeah, maybe, and maybe something with Prohibition and the Mob-"

    "SPEAKEASIES ON BOARD ZEPPELINS!"

    "...ahem, and maybe have some fantasy versions of famous individuals of the era..."

    "Ooh, actually, you know which individual definitely needs to have a representative in this fantasy world?"

    "Who?"

    "COUNT FERDINAND VON ZEPPELIN!!"

  3. Hey kiddos. Remember me?

  4. Oh I forgot these existed. Should I do these? Does anyone actually read these?

  5. iN PAiN bECaUSe jALApeNo

     

  6. Does anyone know if the new Wrinkle in Time movie is any good? I've been tasked with scouting it online and I'll be blamed if we sit in the theater to watch a suck-y movie.

  7. It appears as though I am likely to be in the Salt Lake area in the general vicinity of May 31 - June 1 or 2.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      Um. Lots. Definitely Zion (there's a lot of pretty wilderness between SLC and Zion) and Grand Canyon. There's other stuff around in there, and we'll head down to Sedona and visit Meteor Crater, the Painted Desert, and the Petrified Forest. Depending on time/stamina, we might head home from there or angle down into souther NM to visit Carlsbad Caverns.

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  8. It appears as though I am likely to be in the Salt Lake area in the general vicinity of May 31 - June 1 or 2.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      "Down in Orem" - you say that like it's not part of the same metropolitan area. <_<

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  9. It appears as though I am likely to be in the Salt Lake area in the general vicinity of May 31 - June 1 or 2.

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      It's a waypoint on our vacation to the Grand Canyon and all the other awesome parks in Utah and Arizona. It seemed like it might be nice to let people know I'm going out that way since so many Sharders I know live there. :P

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  10. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

  11. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

  12. My cat bit me trying to get her into her crate today to see the vet. I mean, really bit me. I have seven distinct puncture marks on my hand, the whole area's swollen, and I'm trying to type this without my thumb because it hurts if I move it too much.

  13. My dad just bought 15 cans of Pringles because they were just a dollar each.

    I'm not sure how to feel about this.

  14. Annnnd I've got another notch on my Cynicism Belt.

  15. The internet is dark and full of spoilers.

  16. Adulting Tip: Brush your teeth before making cookies, so you can't just eat all the dough.

  17. Adulting Tip: Brush your teeth before making cookies, so you can't just eat all the dough.

  18. So. I am back from vacation. Hawaii was awesome. And I only got sunburned a little!

     

    Didja miss me?

  19. I am sewing a mistcloak right now.

  20. I am sewing a mistcloak right now.

  21. *cough*

    English horn is better than oboe

    *cough*

  22. Hello, Class, and welcome to Enunciation 101. 

    Today's lesson: If you are performing a radio commercial inviting people to a restaurant, it's good to name one of your house specials. But be aware that if you choose a homonym for a common childhood pet and fail to enunciate it properly, you might make people across the city wonder if this restaurant really does serve goldfish. 

    Remember: only two letters separate Gulf Fish Pontchartrain from Gold Fish Pontchartrain. 

    Enunciate. Don't serve goldfish. 

    1. Kaymyth

      Kaymyth

      Um. Have you seen Asian goldfish? You could feed a family of four on one of those things...

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  23. Oooh, I have attracted a pile of random trolls on Facebook!  This...this is going to be a fun weekend. 

    :D :ph34r: <_< :rolleyes:

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