Silverblade5

You're currently one of my closest forum friends, and are a very good writer.

15 Chase 10 Rainmaker 11 Euphoria 6 Converter 12 Phoenix 1 Tonedeaf 12 Cornucopia

When a piece of Sanderson's hair is the best thing you've ever picked up at a signing.

"A group of about 80 humans. I think they're a part of the army. One day, they just suddenly showed up, and when they encountered my pack, they..." I tapered off, memories flashing before my eyes. Lots of howling, screaming, blood. Snow. I took a moment to recover, then continued with my lips drawn back in a snarl "...They wiped us out completely," I said. "And so, I hunted them down, one by one, biting their necks off in the dark while they slept, making sure they were paid back in full. Originally, there were only 20. However, I must have missed one, because about a week later, they returned with 4 times the numbers. I've been on the run ever sense. Last I checked, They were camped for the night by the river. Help me to completely destroy them, and not only will I forever call you a friend, but you will have earned my everlasting loyalty as well."

I'm hesitant to do so. I've never heard of you or this pack before, or any of if its members. I have no idea how much I'll be able to trust you. And yet, I no longer have any pack to call myself a member of, and I'm currently being hunted. I barely managed to get them off my trail. I have no choice. I'll join

*Takes the chocolate* *Melts it down* *Eats fruits with the melted chocolate after using it to make a fondue*

It was a cold, winter night. There was a raging blizzard. In the midst of this storm, wandered a lone wolf. He was cold, very cold, and was looking for shelter to ride out the storm. Eventually, he came to a warm, nice looking cave. As he approached, he smelled something he hadn't smelled in a long time: other wolves. He approached cautiously, trying to not make any noise. After walking for a ways, he came across a pack. Too tired and cold to care for the moment, he lied down, just on the fringe, curled up with his head on his paws, and was very quickly lulled to sleep by the warm air and the quiet.

When you do this in Alethi

You know you're a sanderfan when you believe that his books and these forums are the only thing that are getting you through high school

I know exactly what you mean. A lot of the time, when I'm in a group, I feel like a three legged dog. Two legs barley doing anything, one dragging uselessly behind in the dirt.

I know. My plan would be to first use all the veterans to compile what's already known, and then just ask someone to post to the thread if they think something should be added. I'd do all the updating. Although, it would be helpful if mods would help...

What if we could have some sort of forum wide index? One that documents threads that have been real helpful to the community? One that cataloged the best theories, and the stuff that really changed the place? Ones that most people should probably know about? I haven't seen anything like this, and probably not looking hard enough. But if something like this is needed, I would like your guys help in creating this, as I haven't been around nearly long enough to see all the gems.

That awkward moment, when you just told your friend for the first time that you like MLP...

Yo mama's so fat, when she made 17th shard account, she crashed the entire system

You know you're a sanderfan when you make people from other forums join

I will read that which has not been read I will stay silent amongst many words I will enjoy without being upvoted *Bows* May I have the privilege of joining this noble order?

Yep. Hemalurgy spiked

Pretty good. You should join the Reckoners RPG

Yes. It's also spiked. Welcome Glamdring, to the beginning of this, your failed life. And to the beginning of your new future here!

I would like to join this alley. I am an expert is various culinary arts, and have come up with several different recipes. I have also sold thousands of cookies and muffins, and cakes.

If anyone else is willing to sacrifice themselves to provide spikes, please step up to the spiking table now

When you always have something colorful with you When you program in alethi when you want to join the knights awkward When you've been part of the Infinity Blade forum For over two years When you ask your questions on a phone when you can't attend signings

Way of Kings for sure.

Hang in there. At least it's not 1000. At least they're not asking to be paid just for the inspection.

When, upon realizing that his books are practically bricks, realize the true reason for why he makes his books so long: To secretly arm his followers with lethal weapons in the event of a library uprising.