Panda got the unpleasant and the place. And an upvote for Feruchemy references.
Lord Pifferdoo, you almost nailed the art. An upvote for you, too. The speed with which you guys got this is really impressive.
Can I get all three?
I just used mouseover text from the emoji thing in the post editor. It's this without the space in the middle. :ph3 4r:
No. Just about as close...
Ooo... RAFO! Yes, there are two distinct "unpleasants". Good question. But both could be argued as necessary.
From the book:
Since short people have the same sized hearts as big people, and their bodies are smaller, they have the highest heart-to-body ratio, making them the most compassionate people ever!