Kobold King

You mean Quota?

If not TenSoon, then definitely some sort of kandra. I mean, can you imagine the Doctor geeking out over one of them? "Oh, you are beautiful. Really, you are... simple fluid invertebrate shapeshifting, am I right? Slitheen need a skin suit, Zygons need a genetic template... you just sculpt yourselves like a potter and clay, don't you? But then, if you're an invertebrate you'd need a framework to drape yourself over... ah. Donna, I think I figured out where Lord Samrial's skeleton ran off to."

Enthusiasm. I like it. Lark suggested a plot where Inquisitors steal the TARDIS and the Doctor has to steal it back. I don't think we should script it out much more than that--RP's are best when there's freedom for players to explore new possibilities and character dynamics at will without fear of a concrete by-the-chapter storyline. In my humble experience, at any rate.

Reddit's not overall as bad as 4chan. There's a population of trolls who try to make it a 4chan 2.0, and there are quite a few subreddits that are as foul as the site rules allow, but there are also a number of very nice corners of it with a friendly user base and mods who work tirelessly to keep it clean. So yeah. The worst of the worst originates on 4chan, the blacker part of Reddit propagate it, until it finally cycles around and makes it before decent human beings who want no part of it.

Every time I see the name Lightwood I think people are talking about Lightwards.

Thanks. I've got a head swimming with ideas for DW fanfictions, so stay tuned on that front. Are you joining the RP? I think Ten is pretty unanimous, yeah. Who wants to play the companion? I'd say the player should get a stronger say in this. If the player wants to spend most of the time sassing at Scadrian noblemen, then Donna would be the obvious choice. If the player wants a more joy-driven romantic companion, Rose. If you want the best companion, I mean, uh, a strong, quick-witted fellow doctor, than Martha would be best.

...Wow.

"They stole my TARDIS. I can't believe they stole my TARDIS! Now I have to steal it back--well, I suppose I basically stole it the first time around... but this time it really is my TARDIS!" Yeah, that sounds awesome.

I think that idea is possible. Remember though that it will take every ounce of Clarence's wits and resolve to not wind up killed and zombified for information the second he meets Lightwards. What precisely were you thinking his instructions would be concerning Backtrack? Spy on him? Kill him? Monitor the general situation in Portland? And yes, I'd be happy to write for a Vondra/Clarence scene.

That's a terror tactic more than anything else. DO WHAT WE SAY OR YOU'LL DIE SAD AND ALOOONE, OOOOH! ...Just to be clear, you know you can't resolve conflicts by trapping people in tar pits, right?

You are far, far from being an idiot. You have been mistreated, are being mistreated, and will continue to be mistreated until you either leave or things change in that household. You have every right to be vexed by their nagging, and you have every right to want well away from them. And I doubt very seriously that things will go so far south on you that you'll wish those self-righteous numbskulls were there to help you.

One I saw on Reddit: You wake up one morning, walk to your mirror, and see no reflection in it. After a moment, your reflection comes racing into frame, apologizes for being late, and proceeds to mimic your every move as usual.

Only in Oregon.

Lightwards can reanimate plants, so that might come into play.

Nah, Backtrack would help him up, bowing and simpering every second.

Ugh. Wanted to avoid Lucentia--interacting with her even through the proxy of detestable characters who deserve her makes for quite the headache. Where are the Jagers going? I'd rather keep them out of the Chimera fight, given how they dominate whatever conflict they're in. In-universe, Lightwards wants to win a victory for himself without the aide of Lucentia or Funtimes. Maybe Lightwards can talk to them just long enough to figure out where they're going, give them his blessing, and go on his way.

Alright then... I bring a question and a prompt. First, would you like to post next in Portland as MV, or should Backtrack be the first to react to the Museum floating down? As for the prompt: if a time traveler were to change one single event in the RP, which event would have the most dramatic consequences to the current plot?

Gargoplex. Pomflles. Beliezia

Enthusiastic. Curious. Eager to learn and understand. Very creative and well-spoken. One minor flaw: too anxious about other's opinions of you. Suggested cure: walk around town in a pink My Little Pony t-shirt. Whether you're a fan of the show or not, it'll teach you the vital life skill of not caring a fig what others think of you. I'm sorry. What triggered this conflict, if I might ask?

I have like... three people's email addresses, and one of those is my mother's. I'm just going to hope stay-at-home hill billies are immune to chain letter curses.

I doubt that very seriously, but here's a hug anyway!

You get to spend one hour with the Brandon Sanderson character of your choice. Who is it and why?

Hearthbreakers really tickled me, and not just because it's a Christmas episode that aired a week before the Halloween episode. It served to finish what Pinkie Apple Pie and Maud Pie started, showing the full range of Pinkie's family and how different members interact with one another. In particular the episode centered around the Apples, who are just barely related to the Pies if they are at all, and how their traditional Ponyville culture clashes with that of the gray rock farmers. Maud Pie once again makes stoicism as hysterical as her pink sister's bouncy antics. The newly introduced Pie siblings give new corner stones to the range of extremes that make up this family; Marble makes Fluttershy look like a talkative extrovert, and Limestone is to seething rage what Pinkie Pie is to exuberant happiness. Their parents are neutral Amish stereotypes by comparison, but hey, they work. The episode kept me entertained on a humorous as well as an emotional level, with the final message, as usual, revolving around tolerance and understanding. Applejack is the one who has to learn this episode, being the resident bigot and cultural supremacist among the Mane 6. (Seriously, AJ? Earth ponies can use their freaky super strength during Winter Wrap-Up, but unicorns using their special talents is going too far? I'm still bitter you didn't have to learn a lesson about discarding dumb traditions during that episode.) So yeah. I rate this one a rock solid 9/10. A full 10/10 if this turns out to be a set up for Holder's Boulder to hatch into an awe-inspiring geodragon someday. There are people who take me way too seriously, I think. It's less evident now, but I used to get a lot of random downvotes as I approached and passed Brandon Sanderson. The majority of it seems to have bee a lighthearted crusade to keep Brandon at the top of the rep list, but even after I'd requested the fad to stop it continued, with a couple of small brigades against my RP posts in What Happened in Oregon. I still get these mysterious downvotes directed at innocuous, seemingly random posts of mine from time to time, leading me to suspect--or at least, irrationally fear--that there are a few people on here that see me as a pointless poster who has no business being here. By and large though, I don't think most people actually care who I am. My crowning achievement was a mere result of spamming the board with enough random jokes and ponies to net myself a metric ton of meaningless forum likes, which is nothing to brag about. The only reason I'm as well-known as I am is because I happen to post on a variety of topics. So yeah. I think there are a couple of haters who despise me for dumb reasons, and a bunch of people who chuckle every now and then at the weird guy who posts more than is healthy. It hardly sets me apart from my peers.