Kobold King
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Well, you didn't change your member title.
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Still Having a Bad Day? Exchange Your Rants For Hugs Here!
Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in General Discussion
Weird in a way that's beyond human comprehension. Something that is eldritch is above the human mind's understanding in the same way that a vacuum cleaner is beyond the understanding of a small dog. It is something that is horrible, impossible, and reflective of minds far greater than your own. -
Looking forward to reading it! Also, you write fast. In other news, I found fan art of Princess Celestia invading the Shattered Plains.
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I've made a partial list of suspects: Chaos Rubix Argent Slowswift Delightful Kobold King TwiLyghtSansSparkles Edgedancer Blaze1616 FeatherWriter WeiryWriter WayneSpren Mistrunner Queen Elsa Steelheart SmurfAquamarineBodies Kipper Lightsworn Panda Venture Mistborn Kaymyth maxal Mailliw73 Metacognition Mrs. Voidus Voidus That last one is the only one we can definitively eliminate as a suspect, but I'm positive he's one of the others.
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Assert dominance by showing your superior knowledge of My Little Pony. Alternatively, break their favorite toys. I live in a household with four younger siblings. I know how to stay sane.
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We're what happens when an amateur pseudo-philosopher meets an Internet nitpicker. I think we're destined to do this forever...
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Congratulations, you picked what I hereby identify as "The Tumblr Approach." Bomb blows up! (Then you throw half of a person off the bridge! Easy-peasy if you have your fractions down!]
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Join me in my mission.
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MUAHAHAHAHA! Why don't you leap down my rabbit trail of insanity and make me? (Unless of course, you're too chicken.}
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MY OOKLA-NESS IS A SATIRE OF THE INHERENT FICKLENESS OF INTERNET NAMING CONVENTIONS. ALSO, BANANAS.
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Oh, I know very well who you are... Mrs. Voidus! What would your dear husband say if he knew you allowed a Slowpoke to meet an explosive end on your watch? (I am only what this thread has made of me! "I want to see K_____'s Ookla," they said! Let them tremble now when they see what it is they begged for!")
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Science is only CAPITALIZED if you expect to make CAPITAL from it. This is just my hobby! Now hand over your upvotes or the Slowpoke gets it!
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HEY GUYS!! Is this the bandwagon? I've always wanted to jump on the bandwagon! Okay, I've redirected the bandwagon to roll off a cliff and land in a starving crocodile sanctuary. YOu have thirteen minutes to work together and steer the bandwagon from your certain doom. HAVE FUN WITH THE BANDWAGON, GUYS!
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Well, you know what they say. If all the other kids jump off the bridge, then-- Wait a minute. I don't think anyone's ever tested what happens! Which means now's a great time for a social experiment! OKAY. HERE'S HOW THIS WILL WORK. There is now a bomb hidden on this bridge. It will go off in twenty minutes. Trying to escape from either of the sides will make it detonate automatically. The only way to defuse it is for 50% of the people to jump off, taking their chances with a long fall and the icy rapids below! It's not evil if it's for !!science!! 1 2 3 GO!
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The oldest question in the universe! The question you've been running from all your life! ...Ookla who?
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If there was an Epic who had the passive ability of automatically and involuntarily teleporting between the Nevada desert and the Australian outback, how long would it take him to realize he's an Epic?
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* Eye of the Tiger training montage *
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It would, but I was already aware of your age and I'm becoming increasingly acclimatized to the alien concept of rational human beings on the Internet. Your posts are quite mature as well, for the record.
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Still Having a Bad Day? Exchange Your Rants For Hugs Here!
Kobold King replied to Silverblade5's topic in General Discussion
You are brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant. I raised an eyebrow when you claimed to be sixteen--I've talked to a lot of sixteen year-olds on the Internet, and they are generally such a mob of selfish, petulant creatures wallowing in their own willful ignorance that I've had to slam the shutters of my mind against them for fear of total corruption. (To be fair, I think this about a hefty percentage of Internet humanity, but the very young statistically manage to exhibit the worst characteristics.) You're an exception. I speak no falsehood or flattery when I say I had you pegged as being in your late twenties. You are eloquent, well-spoken, rational, and overall a credit to your age and to your species as a whole. I salute you, and were I physically standing with you, I should like to shake your hand in a gesture of equality. You're awesome. -
You didn't give a new challenge, so I'll go ahead and post one to keep the thread alive. Without looking it up, give the real names of four Sharders. Only if their names have been made public, of course. Don't go revealing anything confidential.
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Aldo's power treats conservation of momentum like a bum uncle treats the house rules when he's crashing on the family sofa. Like many Epics, Aldo makes Loony Tunes look like a quality physics simulator.
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Black Panther, I'm guessing.
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Sharders React to their First Few Posts
Kobold King replied to Comatose's topic in General Discussion
Mine only got 3 at first. Probably because I sounded like I fell out of the loquaciousness tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
