Kobold King
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Sharders React to their First Few Posts
Kobold King replied to Comatose's topic in General Discussion
This is a perfectly adequate first post--or it would be, IF IT WEREN'T SO UNBEARABLY DULL. The way I string long words and sentences together makes it sound like I'm writing an application for joining the High Society of Intellectual Snobbery, not a laid-back fan forum that I'd spend most of my time joking on. 6/10, would greet past self as a newcomer with a raised eyebrow and a tentative upvote. WOR spoilers: I remember that dream. 6/10. Reasonable enough, but not much humor. Nice enough tongue-in-cheek remark at the end, which salvages the post and earns its meager three upvotes. 5/10. This is way better. Snarky while still making an effort to reply to the conversation in a meaningful way. 8/10. From my own zombie apocalypse thread, the first thread of mine to really take off. It includes my first forum song parody, and the first post of mine to pass five upvotes. 9/10, would have been better if I hadn't ruined it by adding more stanzas a few months later. Conclusion: The noob Kobold King was not yet certain what his niche on the forum would be. Was he a dim-witted clown? Was he a stiff and uptight scholar? Was he a happy-go-lucky intellectual type? Once I figured out that I was the forum Wit who only occasionally blurts out something halfway profound, I did a lot better for myself. -
Aldo has to be touching an object to change its mass, but yeah, stuff like this is planned.
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I am 99% certain this is how Ooklas figure out one another's identities.
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Purple book horse? Is that you?
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The Good News Thread: I'm So Excited! And I Just Can't Hide It!
Kobold King replied to traceria's topic in General Discussion
I now have a black vinyl Dalek sitting beside me as an early Christmas present. -
In case that wasn't clear, yes.
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Are you kidding? I'd trap myself in an eternal diamond prison just to avoid having to seduce Lucentia.
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Soooo... Who wants to place bets on how long Ashildr will manage to live in the grand scheme of things? I was 99% sure she was going to die in The Woman Who Lived, and suspected that she'd be the fatality in Face the Raven, but I'd like to change my bet to "She dies in a 21st century episode, sacrificing herself to save a companion's life."
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Alas, but their falling out is when they can't agree who gets to wear the glasses.
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I am a conscientious objector to dishes.
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I now ship Sunburst with Metronome. With her name and his mighty power, they are the greatest Epic pairing in all of the Fractured States!
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Uh... you're Smurf?
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"My old name was Revolution Sunburst Jones. Ask Reader." "It's true." "...I don't know what conspiracy is going on between the two of you, but it ends now."
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A better question would be "Which superheroes haven't died?"
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You're the first one I've successfully guessed without checking. Also:
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Eerily accurate.
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Thanksgiving is tomorrow? Better give everyone a refresher course on how to prepare a turkey.
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Nor have the mods banned reputation-garnering, so I think we're safe from any potential Pixar incident.
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I am both flattered and stricken with the feeling that this will end with me and my family in restraints while a villainous Chouta monologues at us.
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Yet forced to choose between the two adjectives, you proved that you'd rather be considered articulate than physically beautiful. I approve of you, Ookla.
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Deep Breath Into the Dalek Robots of Sherwood Listen Time Heist The Caretaker Kill the Moon Mummy on the Orient Express Flatline In the Forest of the Night Dark Water Death in Heaven Last Christmas (Christmas special) That's probably not the right order, but fortunately I wasn't told to give them in order. I'm pretty sure that's all of them, though. Name eight individual Doctor Who villains. (Meaning specific villainous characters, not entire races.)
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It's that time of the year again. (Heaven Sent trailer image.)
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Major spoilers, so beware. Name seven different planets the Doctor has landed on.
