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Kobold King

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  1. Teaching #8 helped me through a difficult time of my life.
  2. The dangerous thing about Shadolin shippers is that they have their own official weapon.
  3. Honestly, I wasn't aware of the power of the name Shivertongue in waffle-related circles. And glad to see a new member! DO YOU SWEAR TO CREATE CHAOS IN THE NAME OF THE WAFFLE?
  4. Sounds like a really cool project! Classical Greece mixed with steampunk... that's enough to earn an upvote any day. Now I suppose I should get back to my duties, as given to me by Virtual Mayhem in the opening post. Ahem, get back to work! Novels don't write themselves!
  5. I for one am surprised that Swimmingly hasn't weighed in on this discussion. Pros: Highly flexible in terms of power potential. Potentially any form of Investiture could be transferred. Allows friendly gods like Harmony to talk to you in your mind. If your ethics are poor enough, you can become invincible. Is a messy art (which is why it's so much fun) Cons: Results in net loss of Invested power. Allows dark gods like Ruin to mess with your mind. A 10:1 ratio exists between invincibility and ethics in all practitioners. Causes a net increase in your laundry bill (because messiness)
  6. Storm it Awesomeness! I'm trying my best to pass you on the rep list but I can't stop upvoting you!
  7. Buy. Hoid won't appear physically in the second Mistborn trilogy--rather, "Hoid" or "Wit" will be the username of someone the protagonist chats with online.
  8. Awesomeness Summoned should totally have "Bringing sexy to the Waffle" as his member title or signature.
  9. I think I just damaged my mouse from upvoting so hard.
  10. A crusade to aide the deprived people of Roshar! Seldom have I seen such a worthy quest. Gather the chocolates! Prepare the pantries! Tonight, light and dark eyes alike shall feast upon the finest food on the forum!
  11. Nothing major here. No vast Cosmere guesses or unifying theories of Investiture. Just a couple of book observations and the questions that come with them. There are some pretty big spoilers for the book coming up, so be warned. Firstly, what becomes of Llarimar after the conclusion of the book? Has anyone ever asked? Personally, I believe he went on to become the high priest for several other Returned through his life, and probably helped each of them achieve their purposes. But that's only my guess--I'd be interested in hearing a canon ending if available, or hearing what other readers have guessed. Second: Denth was Shashara's brother and one of the Five Scholars. As such, he was also one of the Returned, who lose the memories of their previous lives. How did he know Shashara was his sister and vice versa? I can only assume that the ghost of Obi-Won Kenobi informed him just as they were beginning a fledgling romance, but I'm sure there's a more reasonable explanation. So there. Those are two things that leave me wondering. Thoughts, anyone?
  12. I... I am speechless. We will call it peace, and we will devote research towards creating a new line of bamboo-based breakfast material.
  13. Abstain from what? Baths? Ha! The previous comment is a statement of Kobold King only, and does not represent the official sentiments and/or policies of the Wafflesworn.
  14. Hmm... he has made a bad pun. It will be as the Waffles foretold: the Gleeman shall become of the Wafflesworn. ...Should we swear an oath, or something? It feels silly calling ourselves the Wafflesworn without an oath.
  15. You're trying to keep track of Adolin's romantic life? Surely we at the 17th Shard don't have the resources to manage that. Finding a kandra worldhopper? Easily done. Predicting who Adolin courts next... that one's going to be much harder. That said, Rysn is an interesting choice. I, being an avid supporter of the theory proclaiming them both to be Dustbringers, believe this could work quite nicely and explains why Rysn gets prominent interlude chapters but not a book of her own.
  16. It says "Winter is Coming". Somehow, that seems slightly familiar to me...
  17. Sell. The Ghostbloods don't need a fat lighteyes to do their bidding. They have their own assassins. There is a Command that transfers a Divine Breath fully intact to another person, making the recipient a pseudo-Returned.
  18. I'm all for shipping, but I think we can all agree that FeatherChaos is taking things too far.
  19. 1, 000 upvotes! Who wants to participate in some celebratory destruction of evil?

    1. Ketek

      Ketek

      Hello. Would you like to destroy some kobolds today?

    2. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      I feel slightly nauseous.

    3. Matrim Bloody Cauthon

      Matrim Bloody Cauthon

      I would love to destroy some evil today.

  20. Who said "romantic" and "evil alliance" are mutually exclusive?
  21. If by "thing" you mean malevolent alliance determined to destroy all we hold dear. It's really quite sweet.
  22. Taxes? Maybe we could work out an... arrangement. * slips Leftinch an oatmeal cookie under the counter. *
  23. No, but other assorted breakfast dishes could fall any day now. "Hash fell from the sky. Lord Tresting frowned."
  24. You lie! The butter predicted that none would discover the secret until the Great Spreading.
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