Kobold King
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Hmm... one seems to be coming down from the north. Ah well. I guess that means more snow for snowcones. * begins constructing crude bunker in the center of court *
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The only flavor worth tasting, your majesty. The only flavor that will shield us from the storm that is coming. And by that, I mean Chanarach Cherry.
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I, Kobold King, Highprince of Cutlery and Faerie Monarch of the Wafflesworn, hereby bequeth the title of "Mistress of the Wafflesworn Kitchens" unto quitecontrary, so that she might reign with totalitarian dominion waffle-born wisdom.
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Considering the context in which Princess Delightful first spoke, speaking of Wafflesworn and the theft of culinary items, I would hazard to guess that the term "Faerie Monarch" refers to myself. * lays out a tray of snowcones * Here, my gift to the court. For quite some time I have been testing the quality of your snowcones, learning the intricacies of the flavor until I was skilled enough to craft my own. These are my solemn gift to the Newcago Court.
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We must find a way to honor quitecontrary for her contributions to our cause. Tell me Cook Contrary, what title dost thou crave?
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Your profile picture would be hilarious linked to the name "Radiant of Doom".
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[GAME] If you were a Mistborn in real life...
Kobold King replied to Steel's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
As a Feruchemist, I'd be a skeletal, drooling husk of humanity, constantly storing attributes while slumped over the computer. I would then tap all my metalminds in a spectacular display of mental and physical power, as I locate and open a pickle jar. -
My second choice was "Despairing Deepness". You're probably a happier person then I am.
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Just a quick note, the word "cryptozoology" refers to the study of, or search for, animal species that have not been conclusively been confirmed to exist by mainstream scientists. I think what you're talking about is comparative anatomy or perhaps evolutionary biology.
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Well, this conclusively settles which KR order Vin would be part of. Seriously, great catch! I read WoK well before I read Mistborn, and I still didn't notice that. I doubt there's an in-universe reason, but it could simply be that the idea of that particular philosophy has been rattling about in Brandon Sanderson's head for a while, and he enjoys writing characters who exemplify the idea.
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It loads so fast. And the Fatal Error spren is gone. It's gone. Never has posting been so lonely. Our forum loads so fast now... but at what cost? (In all seriousness, our admins do great work and should be showered with praise. )
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Chef Son-son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore his white "Kiss the Shin" apron on the day he was to cook for the king.
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Sell. I doubt he's anything more than a fat, immoral lighteyes with a vendetta against Kaladin's family and whitespines. The first Szeth flashback in Stones Unhallowed will follow the same first line format as previous PoV scenes: "Szeth-son-son Vallano, [insert former occupation here] of Shinovar, [did a thing]".
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He did a devilishly good job arguing his case.
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Ooh, thanks! If all goes well, I can pull off my best Elend impersonation by reading Sixth of the Dusk during 4th of July festivities.
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Lurker coming out! Ready your lurker spears!
Kobold King replied to Sylergist's topic in Introduce Yourself!
You know you're a Sanderfan when you read "lurker spears" and think it's about designing new weapons for Lurchers. I know, I'm terrible at reading. Welcome Sylergist! -
Welcome to our ranks, Cook Awesomeness Summoned. Your new profile picture is an inspiration to us all. Honestly, I didn't realize a member of staff was so prominently associated with waffles. Perhaps we should send a diplomatic mission to the Shroomies and uncover where their ideologies differ from our own.
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The Highprince of Cutlery takes a deep breath. With a low kneel, he quickly steps forward and places a plate full of freshly-baked Belgian waffles on the ground between the two great leaders. His noble task done, he scampers into the shadows and watches from afar.
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We have tea. We have had tea. We will have tea. Tea and the Wafflesworn are eternal, MozytheHealer. Spiced chai, Earl Grey, even vanilla... all types and flavors are served within these halls. So what do you crave? Help yourself to a biscuit and a cuppa while you tell us all about your allegiances.
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It will be as it must. Be sure to help yourself to a complementary waffle cone before you leave.
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* Matrim Bloody Cauthon has recieved the SHARDSPORK * Wield it wisely, Matrim. Spoons and forks were not fused so lesser men could idly twirl them in their fingers. Only great men are worthy of this most precious of relics. Prove yourself worthy of the Shardspork, and only then will the Shardspork will be worthy of you.
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Art thou worthy? * pulls out an ancient chest, emblazoned with primordial characters representing the various types of waffle irons * If thou art a true ally of the Wafflesworn, then I would be happy to bestow this most supernal of dining implements upon thee.
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Only for those brave enough to seize upon the possibility.
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We are the intermediary between all lands. Feathers, Newcagoans, and even Shroomies are free to enjoy our delicious waffles. Because we're all the same, deep down inside--we all have the intense desire to consume dubiously healthy quantities of maple syrup.
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* descends from the heavens carrying trays of assorted spoons, forks, and knives. * I hope these appease thee, fair Queen. These are great times for cutlery enthusiasts; my researchers have nearly uncovered the secret of Shardspoons and that most tricky device, the spork.
