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  1. Kobold King
    Taln?
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    Sazed?
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    Dalinar Kholin?
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    The Voidbringers.
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    There's always online meme generators. (Full Stormlight spoilers)
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    Zahel!
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    * Kobold King shuffles quietly from his meditation, hoping no one remembers he was supposed to prevent that. *
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    I love you, in a platonic, worshipping kind of way.
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    Who are these pretenders who keep voting for the "All of the Above" option? Surely all loyal Lords of Chaos realize that the only true answer is the second "Lords of Chaos" poll option.
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    Didn't take long for this thread to take a turn for the Odious. On that note, Forge the naughty ones into little sweethearts.
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    Aaand it's done.
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    So the unthinkable has happened: you've been tasked with babysitting. Maybe young Adolin's gotten a bit boisterous, or some Forger's gone and turned himself into a child. Whatever the circumstances, you've got small children to watch for a few hours. But here's your edge over the little brats angels: you're from the Cosmere. You can make puppet shows with Lightweaving or Soothe them to sleep. How does your Investiture help you with kids?
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    Something like that, yeah. Hmm. What if you exposed a Gold Compounder to a new virus? Would his body quickly develop antibodies to combat the infection? Could you use the antibodies from a Gold Compounder to create vaccines?
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    Brass Compounders could do the same thing. Really, Compounding produces energy practically out of nowhere. The only question is, which energy outlet can be harvested with the most efficiency?
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    We should have an "Awesome Cosmere Babysitting" thread.
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    TwiLyghtSansSparkles... Y U no post in Cosmere puns thread?!?1? (If I had an upvote left, it would be yours. Expect your rep to have +1 sometime in the next hour or so.)
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    ... I knew it.
  18. Kobold King
    I've already posted the "Going to War" song, right? No need to post it again?
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    Our sense of magnitude may be slightly skewed if a hockey game gets its own topic but a full-out war gets only a mention in an OP.
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    I'm no deserter. If anything, I'm a... desserter. YEAAAAAAAH!
  21. Kobold King
    Hmmm... maybe Quiver should start his own guild, entirely composed of traitors. But no! Dangerous thoughts, perhaps treacherous thoughts.
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    Buy. The Sphodel (that's their name, right?) possessed an innate sensitivity to plants. Cultivation is one of them.
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    * Kobold King sweeps into the room, his waffle-emblazoned cape trailing behind him. * With all due respect, your majesty, you fail to comprehend the full significance of the Lords of Chaos. Our Lord Ruler has not "only just made a guild". The Wafflesworn and all who serve chaos were already a member of the guild--we just were too blind to see it before.
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    Surely every player can be allowed to use a single Invested power. Just for the lulz.
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    It's hard to argue with that logic. We the Wafflesworn have come far since we were mere cooks huddling at the edge of infinity, catering to petty guilds and monarchies as if the world centered around contracts and recipes. We have been brought into something greater, a cosmic arms race of eldritch nightmare beings clutching the throats of those who would once have been called mighty. But there is a fact I have divined about eldritch nightmare beings. A cosmic truth which holds from the smallest ant to the mightiest demigod. Everyone needs refreshments. Even the Lords of Chaos. * summons a table laden with a bizarre assortment of ingredients never before gathered within a single dimension * Where do we start?
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