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  1. Kobold King

    Hello caller. I'm Listening.

  2. Kobold King
    Remind me again what the ritual to summon FeatherWriter is? It's something like "Renarin is a coward and a moron", right?
  3. Kobold King
    Awesome! Any hints on what the next battle will be?
  4. Kobold King
    Someone needs to put this in a signature. Effective immediately.
  5. Kobold King
    Are you kidding? If I saw him online, I'd be enraged that he was wasting time dealing with us dweebs (no offense) instead of writing Stones Unhallowed.
  6. Kobold King
    So you're matter-of-fact, straight-to-the-point, and reliable?
  7. Kobold King
    We'll miss you too. Have fun!
  8. Kobold King
    Piggies in a blanket?!? This makes up for all the plagues, wars and famines through history!! I love you Death!
  9. Kobold King
    Yeah, that part definitely got me some weird looks from other people in the room.
  10. Kobold King
    "Tell me how you know God exists." "I once spent the greater part of a year being digested." I'm assuming that's the quote you used?
  11. Kobold King
    Welcome to the best place on the Internet! Have you uncovered the secret of his books--that most wonderful, esoteric creation dubbed "The Cosmere"?
  12. Kobold King
    So, I saw a poster online that said you should pick up the nearest book and turn to page 45. The poster says that the first complete sentence describes your life. (Exhibit A.) Cool, I thought foolishly. I should do that. It was just my luck that there was a children's animal book right behind me. Ahem, "Skunks' powerful and unpleasant smell is enough to make people stay away from them." Has anyone else ever done so? Has this trick ever thoroughly insulted you before?
  13. Kobold King
    "Dangerous Women" indeed.
  14. Kobold King
    You should have been at the first Bridge Four concert. Kaladin stood on the stage with Stormlight streaming off of him, clutching a Shardguitar in his hands. He bellowed, "Are you ready to Rock?"
  15. Kobold King
    Ithaqua the Wind-Walker is such a selfish git.
  16. Kobold King
    Ads? They wouldn't bother me unless they're the really annoying graphic/audio kinds. Just promise you won't let the relationship black magic people post ads here.
  17. Kobold King
    You guys are like upvote vampires. I keep trying to give more upvotes, only to see I've already been drained.
  18. Kobold King
    Shaggai... there are many strange and esoteric perks of belonging to the Wafflesworn. You know not what eldritch recipes have flowed like vile acid from the cyclopean depths of our kitchens.
  19. Kobold King
    I'm not involved in the RP, but I just wanted to say... Stormfather, Doctor Funtimes terrifies me. Her powers are extremely bizarre, and I'm not even sure what her limitations are. She doesn't seem as bad as the others... and that just makes it all worse, because I wonder what kind of darkness she's capable of. That said, her loving stance towards pancakes makes her welcome with the Wafflesworn any time.
  20. Kobold King
    Well, I can. You can't. You are a stick.
  21. Kobold King
    Don't feel bad about the time spent grooming. That beard is epic enough to count as a public service.
  22. Kobold King
    Step 1: Hand Elend a copy of Warbreaker. Step 2: Now Elend is addicted to reading the very same author that gave him life. Step 3: Shatter his precious philosophy by revealing this fact to him. Step 4: Profit.
  23. Kobold King
    Swimmingly is a Tarachin Superstar at 1, 900 rep points. I can't guarantee that this is when it changed, but at the time of my writing this post, he has precisely 1900 points and is a Tarachin Superstar. I hope my astonishingly precise measurement is helpful to you.
  24. Kobold King

    I'll have a medium-sized scoop of enefel, please. To go.

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      Jo and the Bush

      I'm sorry sir, but due to the Reod, we're fresh out of Enefel.

  25. Kobold King
    * savors the taste * I never expected treachery and defiance would taste so strongly of banana.
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