Kobold King

As usual, shipping is a more dangerous realm than I am aware of. I support your ships, though.

Flaw the first: ship Draco with Hermione. Flaw the second: ship Draco with Harry. Flaw the third: ship Draco with Snape. Flaw the worst: see flaw the third.

I wouldn't mind a flock of saber toothed bunnies. Wait... do you call them a flock? Or a pack? A pride? A murder? A herd? I'm not sure what the proper nomenclature for fanged lagamorphs is.

Nah, your gods seem pretty nice from what I've heard of them. I don't think they're on Jesus' Naughty List.

That looks awesome. Every now and then we play a game called Wildlife, a less sophisticated game by a German gaming company. (Our current copy of it is actually printed in German.) I want to continue developing my world creation card game, but I've run into difficulty figuring out which aspect of creation should take priority. My original conception was more an ecological simulator than anything else. I'm not sure how to make creating creatures, civilizations, magic systems, and cosmic disasters equally challenging and rewarding.

I think his flaws will reveal themselves as the story progresses. A few of my characters started pretty Sue-ish in my head but developed flaws that impeded their progress as I wrote them. The cool thing about an RP like this one is that our characters are constantly subjected to situations we could not have anticipated, which forces us to flesh out different sides of their personalities and face the consequences of their failures.

We'll see how his elaborate plot to snare Santa Claus by the fireplace works out. His smile hinges on that.

Merry Christmas to all!

A-GENT P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This post doesn't count, by the way. )

You guys are SO busted!

Hey, where's Perry?

CALAMITY DANG IT WHO GAVE AN INQUISITOR THEIR BREATHS.

Dang it Mestiv. You boobytrapped the thread. I've gotta get out of here so I can get back to posting jokes and ponies. Pucker up so we can get this over with.

What you are doing there shocks and bewilders me as much as any feat of Awakening.

Let's take a moment to realize that Barry could punch Captain Cold 400 times in the face in the time it takes for him to sound out his vowels.

"My brother... he ... left... his laptop... at my spot. I shall move it. Yes... I shall move it here... in this spot he doesn't... like. Ha ha ha... revenge truly is a dish... best served... cold." "Would you please stop talking like Captain Cold from The Flash?" "You can't... make me."

If there's some way to free them from their corruption, then that needs to take priority over all other alternatives. If an Epic is already reformed or is known to be fighting corruption, they should not be killed or otherwise targeted. If there is an Epic like Fortuity who kills regularly and shows not the slightest sign of corruption, then I feel it is ethical to intercede on behalf of his future victims and put an end to him. Even the ones who were regular killers should not be held accountable for their actions, so to speak. While their assassinations might be necessary they are clearly not responsible for their behavior, as extreme cases like Phaedrus' dramatic turn towards evil prove. Killing might be necessarily, but ethically Epics aren't much more responsible for their crimes than the victims of a virus that turns them into zombies.

Or she does actually die and spends the rest of the novel trying to break into an afterlife that has chocolate, which is mysteriously absent from the one she was designated.

That's a good reason to eat chocolate. But then, what isn't a good reason to eat chocolate?

Accidentally wrote an essay when someone told me that house-elves are "happy" with their captivity and should be given a "choice" whether to be emancipated or to remain as slaves. Oh boy. Some minor Harry Potter spoilers.

Gallifreyan flag a Whovian designed:

It eats the rainforests.