Kobold King

There's an entire tumblr dedicated to comics just like that one. I think it's playing music but my sound's off so I'm not sure. I AM IMMUNE TO MUSIC

On the other hand, plenty of people blast, say, the Eleventh Doctor because "They made him young and silly to appeal to all those stupid fangirls at the expense of us real fans." There are reasonable critics, and then there are elitist snot muffins who hate the entirety of a work's fan base. You'll find plenty of both reading through a page of reviews.

Hope this turns out well for you, Twi. In other news, my family's started watching The Flash, which we're very much enjoying. But as it is with all superhero shows, our enjoyment has been significantly affected by the Reckoners books. In every episodes everyone in the house is yelling one of the following: "How is this villain a threat? He doesn't even have a prime invincibility. Lame." "OH SPARKS IT'S A HIGH EPIC. FALL BACK, BARRY, FALL BACK!" Note that I did not say this was a problem.

No problem. We just need to transport a medieval knight and ancient Mars to Northern Arizona. Shouldn't be too hard--this is, after all, Doctor Who.

The Doctor teams up with a medieval knight to fight a skin-walker on ancient Mars? If I did DW fanfiction my emphasis would be the vastness of the universe. I mean, there are literally billions of years and light years of time and space to explore. I'd love to see companions who are alien or from centuries in the past or future.

That'd be an awesome episode. See, my only ideas are about having the Doctor team up with a medieval knight to fight Cybermen or visit Mars when the Ice Warriors were still in power.

What are the chances of you writing this fanfiction after A Kind of Magic?

I saw one suggestion for a Missy spin-off series where she kills a different version of Clara at the end of every episode.

He gets way better, at least in my opinion. I happen to love the guitar, as it happens. From the moment he first appeared with it in The Magician's Apprentice, I knew I'd finally accepted him as the Doctor.

You can call it "No More Sparkles at Twilight."

You don't know the half of it. A wicked witch has cursed Winterhaven so it's always winter--always winter, but never Christmas! Seriously, someone tell Twi's mom to cut it out.

"And I saw a bird the other day and you just told me it's called a half-griffin. There's got to be another name for it. I have to go into the world and find out."

They are considered to have ascended to a higher existence of non-Muggleness that all admire but few would be willing to follow. When Tedward left to get a normal Muggle job, they all willingly obliviated themselves so as to never remember the shame he brought upon the family. And then they obliviated his memories of them too, the poor dear.

Even among purebloods, this man's family was considered... extreme in its shunning of all things remotely Muggle.

Mestiv's not afraid of Internet stalkers. Internet stalkers are afraid of him. Speaking of which, you're the one who's reading all the pages on my reputation tab.

The Guy Who Has Never Seen Or Heard Of Anything is a wizard? Everything makes sense now.

I think I'll just carry out my usual policy of not shaving and tell everyone I'm a Wookiee with a skin condition.

Wear your hair in buns on either side of your head like Princess Leia Post pictures Demand that we refer to you as Princess of Former Alderaan Have a strange romantic tension with someone who turns out to be your long-lost brother Have a ghost reveal the truth of your relationship before things get too weird Fall in love with a smuggler Wait a few decades until a new movie comes out ??? Profit?

Sure they were. They were boring regular citizens from Coruscant, and you were their Jedi escort. Whatever they were, that's awesome!

Random thought--I wonder how many rural Epics starve or froze to death when they killed everyone in their town and realized too late that there was no one left to grow food or cut firewood.

I wasn't thinking of it as being terribly close to the Museum--just located somewhere along the route between the MoNA and wherever Team Awful is going. (Though now that I think about it, it's not terribly implausible for the market to have been located close to the museum. The quartet there might have guaranteed some modicum of security in exchange for having a stable source of fruits, meats, and vegetables on hand, like every other successful gang of vicious warlords in history. It wouldn't be ideal but hey, few things in the Reckonerverse are. A lot of Epics are murderous, but only the absolute dumbest will kill all the food suppliers in their area and repeatedly force themselves to move lairs into more agricultural areas.) Back on track, I won't have them appear if you find it implausible. I just like weaving character posts together as much as humanly possible.

Plenty of people in the city have taken to growing gardens of various kinds, like in various poor neighborhoods around the United States. (At least, that's the only way I can think of for the decent Portland population we've thus far depicted to stay fed.) There'd be vegetables, some fruits, eggs, and probably a bit of chicken and pigeon. Finally, the perfect way to warn strangers about the perils of Oregon Epics.