Kobold King
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"Not as good as when I know what kind of Epic despots are on the West Coast, of course... wink wink."
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"We'll help you call the cops, Mr. Sanderson! Wanna talk about the Reckonerverse while we wait for them to get here?"
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That would make our complaints about people asking Cosmere questions instead of Reckonerverse questions a tad misplaced. I for one have no problem being a part of the Bandersnatch's worldbuilding team.
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Time Since Last Post: Circa 46 weeks. Relevance of Thread: Minimal Necroing Level: Epic With that out of the way, let me just say that Delightful is freaky intuitive about this sort of thing. As it turns out, "Manhattan" was officially renamed "Babylon Restored" but nicknamed "Babilar," leaving the syllable structure completely unaltered. Great job posting your thoughts, Delightful.
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Because the future is frightening and the past has Koschei in it.
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Can I have Backtrack walk into the room at this exact moment? Please?
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A number of things, but the ninja smiley solidifies the theory.
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Are you trying to kill Fortuity? Because that's how you get dead!Fortuity. Their bickering would become legend. (Aaaand I just realized that I'm not allowed to post my theory about Regalia's weakness anymore. )
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Maybe we should ship Fortuity and Deathwish? But they'd be so perfect together! That, and I'm 90% sure that they share a weakness.
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"Why do the people who clearly love each other keep killing one another? I'll ship Fortuity and Firefight. Nothing could ever come between them." She ships herself with Regalia?
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The only time she's cried since becoming an Epic is when she heard about Steelheart killing Faultline. (She was a devoted Steelline shipper. )
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This is the best thing I've seen all day. (Am I the only one imagining Lucentia as a Steelheart fangirl, with posters of him hung up all over her quarters now? )
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"Diamonds? You gave me control over shiny rocks?!? I wanted to fly. <_<" I bet he still gets a lot of whinetastic prayers from Astoria.
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You had me at "She's unwelcome." (Also: you're a slontze, Quota. I'm going to enjoy ponifying your eventual demise. )
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It would be her whining that destroys the planet. The planet would decide that self-destruction is preferable to hearing her complain about the uncreative constellations and lousy weather for the bajillionth time.
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I dreamed I was a sapient salamander, governing a fortress on an ice planet. Somehow a giant shapeshifting fungus that wanted to destroy the planet had showed up and wanted into the fortress so he could... do something terrible, I suppose. For the whole dream the fungus was trying to trick me into letting it inside, while I tried to convince it that wiping out all life on the planet was wrong. The fungus' counterargument went something like this: "Destroying planets is just a part of my life cycle. All living things kill and destroy in their lives. Most races eat meat. Even the herbivores must kill plants to survive. Am I worse than any of them?" ... It was a complicated, very in-depth kind of dream. I suppose I will. I'll need to either find the file on my computer containing the list, or backtrack my way through the thread and find the last version I posted.
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I presume you have an unlimited supply of soda, glitter, and deep-fried pretzels from your main contact?
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Mobius, get that pocket dimension ready. I need to lay low for a while.
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Um... completely serious, but what profile? Nah, I don't really follow politics.
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Oh, words, duh! I had a words once.
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The what?
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...Who's Mr. Sanderson?
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Here's a witty response to that video. Seriously, though. Every post we make without knowledge of what Epics live on the West Coast puts our characters in this category.
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I should study science just so I can design a mind control ray. I'll then fire it at a Sanderson book signing, controlling the assembled Sanderfans to ask exactly the questions I want them to ask. I will call the ray my Brandon-Sanderson-Question-inator! ...Ahem. Carry on.
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Today I learned that Richard the Lionheart was killed by a boy with a crossbow, who deliberately killed the king out of revenge for the murder of his father.
