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  1. Kobold King
    Well, well worth the wait.
  2. Kobold King
    It's the thought that counts, but the thought of Jägers living in my gut doesn't do much to help my queasiness.
  3. Kobold King
    The title text: "[Halfway to the Sun ...] Heyyyy ... what if this BALLOON is full of acorns?!"
  4. Kobold King
    Every sound Aldo's assistant makes is a Cricket noise. ... G'night, y'all.
  5. Kobold King
    When I'm not feeling so bad, I'm writing an alternate history series about this. Just so you know.
  6. Kobold King
    A virus in my gut recently wrote a pamphlet called "Colon Sense," inciting the people of my stomach to rise up in rebellion. They've issued a declaration of their independence, asserting that all cells are created equal, endowed by their creator with unalienable rights. To cut a long story short, a bunch of digestive microbes dressed like Mohawk Indians and dumped the contents of my stomach into the harbor (read: the outside world.) I've sent loyalist soldiers (Vitamin C) and even Hessian mercenaries (Acidophilus supplements) to suppress the rebellious organ, but to no avail as of yet. I fully expect them to start voting on their Constitution by midnight. I've never hated democracy as much as I hate it today.
  7. Kobold King
    I had a very large plate of greasy roasted chicken earlier. Just typing that sentence makes me want to hurl now.
  8. Kobold King
    I doubt he'd need much ammunition against her with Shiny Glass's arm around her.
  9. Kobold King
    Does that mean that carrying guns close to your body would make it harder for him to whistle them? How do we measure complexity--number of interconnected parts with different compositions?
  10. Kobold King
    Ugh. I thought I'd escaped the ravages of the norovirus scot-free, but now I find myself huddled in a chair with a Kindle and a steel bowl feeling like I might lose my stomach content any minute. This sucks.
  11. Kobold King
    No biological reasons that I can think of, but there is a precedent for powerful Epics that can't affect organic material.
  12. Kobold King
    Hmm. This basically makes him an insta-kill Epic on the level of Deathpoint.
  13. Kobold King
    So... he can shatter people skulls or destroy their brains with a whistle?
  14. Kobold King
    Fun, unrelated fact. In DC comics there was an entity called Dex-Starr--a feral alley cat that gained access to a Red Lantern Ring. He traversed the galaxy, purging the cosmos of evil. Which makes me wonder... why under Calamity's red light are they making another Batman movie when they could be giving Dex-Starr his own film franchise?
  15. Kobold King
    That is a well put-together and amusing thought. Take an up-- OH COME ON. I hope you won't hold it against me if I make a point not to upvote you on this thread for a while, no matter how much I love your posts.
  16. Kobold King
    Thanks. Upvoted-- --Wait. Did I just use my only replenished upvote here instead of on your Autumn Glass post? SPARKITY SPARK SPARKS SPARKY SPARKAMITY
  17. Kobold King
    Alright-y. That sounds good to me. Also, I'm having a bit of a First World Lucentia problem.
  18. Kobold King
    We believe in firm mental separation of character and writer. (Or else we'd have ganged up and lynched Edgedancer and mail-mi already. ) Mailliw, do you want to start a Deathwish/Frequency fight in the next few posts?
  19. Kobold King
    My dad was talking about parts of the country he'd like to live in the other day. When he used Oregon as his chief example I almost gave an involuntary squeak.
  20. Kobold King
    Don't mention it. Not at all. I love it when the same scenes are narrated from different points of view. It's one of more intriguing parts of our narrative.
  21. Kobold King
    I made the edit.
  22. Kobold King
    Anything I need to change/add?
  23. Kobold King
    How's this? (Edited portion in bold.)
  24. Kobold King
    On the Reader front: I uh, got a bit confused about what was going on for the first stretch of The Dalles' battle. So the City Guard's unrealistic incompetence should be laid entirely on my shoulders.
  25. Kobold King
    Darn it, I've reached my quota of positive votes for the day. Since negative votes would be quite contrary to the point I'd like to make, I'll use verbal communication: awesome as always.
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