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  1. Kobold King
    And yeah, "September" can have terrifying results when used to fuel creativity during writing. Though I still listen to "Don't Mine at Night" when writing Backtrack scenes.
  2. Kobold King
    Quota is intimidated by my immensely masculine Herculean profile.
  3. Kobold King
    I haven't read anything by him, but now I think I should. Oh, they're there. Pray that you never have need to see them.
  4. Kobold King
    I call it "Jupiter Friday," where I spend all day shirtless in front of my computer doing my best to look like the Roman god Jupiter. It's both relaxing and ensures you'll get a lot of privacy; you should try it some time.
  5. Kobold King
    You've got it backwards. He convinced fire that it should become a stick and star in his new fantasy novel, and it was so happy with the lifestyle change that it vowed never to go back.
  6. Kobold King
    "Kobold sat in front of his computer for weeks, barechested like some ancient god. He didn't vote a single person during that time, no matter how insightful or hilarious he found their posts, building up an enormous trove of unused votes. Finally he unleashed them all on one single day, and he almost destroyed the forum. People leaped forward a thousand points or more in rep that day, while those spambots that dared post that day were blasted into the negative hundreds. Over a hundred people achieved the 'God Beyond' rank that day..."
  7. Kobold King
    You guys want random? There. Ponified Calamity, Bill Cipher, and Discord hanging out in the Andromeda Galaxy and being general BFFs. Is that random enough for you?
  8. Kobold King
    I think they call that "dubstep" nowadays.
  9. Kobold King
    When we raised a pig we kept him in the shade all the time, and he still pushed his trough to a pile of dirt and dumped it over the dust to make a mud wallow. It gets hot here in summer, and he was always most comfortable when he had some cool mud to roll around in. And he was more than intelligent enough to change his environment to suit him. His favorite food was pork rinds, by the way. We make a point not to think about that too closely.
  10. Kobold King
    Smiling in front of the computer, grateful for the praise and laughing at the terror. Watching the upvotes rolling in, the number in the green box rising. The feeling of jubilation and achievement. This is why you joined the site in the first place; the thrill of being appreciated. (Thanks, guys. I'm toying with the idea of editing the story a bit, tidying up a few inconsistencies and screwy sentences, and then posting it to Creator's Corner. What do you think?)
  11. Kobold King

    I AM PYGMALION, CREATOR OF LIFE.

    1. Edgedancer

      Edgedancer

      It may be safer if you never played Choice of Robots.

    2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      I AM TWILYGHT, CONFUSED BY THIS STATUS. :P

    3. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      Um, no. I actually don't know what "Choice of Games" is. Sorry. :r I just like being dramatic. :P

  12. Kobold King
    Modern politics?
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  14. Kobold King
    Because "Little John the Evangelist" and Claudius fought to the death in the climatic scene of WHIO?
  15. Kobold King
    So if Obliteration were a bird, he'd be a Fanta-swigging cockatoo?
  16. Kobold King
    That is adorable. So utterly, awesomely adorable. Here's a slightly less endearing but still-pretty-endearing-in-the-long-run video of cats and one of their habits.
  17. Kobold King
    Not every character needs a brilliantly realized backstory and a personal story arc to rival Hugo-winning novels. Scorch was a thug, and he met an end befitting of his treacherous, immoral nature. You wrote him well.
  18. Kobold King
    For a minute I thought this was the Good News thread, so the sarcasm threw me for a loop momentarily. Sorry you have to deal with that sort of thing.
  19. Kobold King
    I am celebrating your double-celebration with refried beans and Fritos.
  20. Kobold King
    A screen? Must be the same sorcery that keeps me from petting your pugs. (That cake sounds delicious. )
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  22. Kobold King
    And might as well make it a tricycle while we're at it.
  23. Kobold King
    I'm going to be giggling over the idea of Steelheart with his inhuman bulk hunched over a tiny bicycle for the rest of the day.
  24. Kobold King
    No one could figure what Kobold configured But still they all guessed with passionate vigor. Till TwiLyght at brunch beat them all to the punch And guessed the right story with her ingenious hunch! (OK, that's more of a limerick than a Dr. Seuss style rhyme. But hopefully it conveys that you win, Twi. )
  25. Kobold King
    Closer you are, But the answer's still far.
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