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Kobold King

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  1. Maaaaybe. I agree that Obliteration can't lose. This Epic, when he shows up, has to embody fear. When he's on the screen, we need to make sure that the characters and the readers alike know that some serious shindig is about to go down. When he strides onto a city street, we need to make sure he doesn't leave until a crowd of people's been torched and half the street or more has been melted into paste.
  2. C'mon, isn't it obvious? I'm an antler pony. YES. A thousand times yes. That would be perfect as the thing that deals a killing blow to The Dalles.
  3. I put together a new headcanon about Autumn Glass. Feel free to adopt it--I think you'll all find it perfectly rational and plausible.
  4. Don't worry about the double post. The rules are more like guidelines anyway. * is banned *
  5. Processing... processing... Where was I...? Oh yeah. To the pony creator, in an attempt to recreate that handsome stallion's pony code. Also, that is hands down the best accidental drawing of Babilar I have ever seen.
  6. The fact that the cat is a reincarnated supervillain?
  7. This one's probably gonna be waaay too easy. A crazed rapper in a suit and a pair of sunglasses performs in a diverse range of settings, including city sidewalks, his bathroom, a swimming pool, horse stables, and randomly exploding fields. During the course of this eccentric behavior he finds true love in a subway.
  8. Backtrack loves cocoa too, so maybe he could help keep her in line. ... Okay, that probably wouldn't work. But it'd be fun to watch.
  9. Their argument about Regalia actually centered around the fact that Regalia only liked her cocoa when it had marshmallows in it. Prof was keen to assassinate her for her snubbery of the pure beverage, while David felt that it was a sign that she was resisting her darker, cocoa-hating nature.
  10. What if a pregnant woman became an Epic? :o

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    2. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      One who forbids his daughter from eating grapes because there are Roman frescos of nude gods eating them? Yeah, sure....whatever you say...:P

    3. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      "No daughter of MINE is going out wearing that!"

      "...It's a sweater with a pattern of a reindeer on it, Dad."

      "And are reindeer not the most morally bankrupt of hoofed mammals? What kind of image do you want to project to the world: that of a decent, virtuous young woman, or one of a reindeer-worshipping HARLOT?!?"

    4. TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      TwiLyghtSansSparkles

      "They made a reindeer into a kid's movie, Dad. A couple of kid's movies."

      "THE MORALS OF OUR NATION'S YOUTH ARE DEGRADING BEFORE OUR EYES!"

  11. I think the idea of me having a faster writing speed than you is patently absurd on most objective scales. New Dalles policy: any Epic found to not enjoy hot chocolate must be shot on sight.
  12. "MV, are you very close to your sister?" "Of course! Why would you even ask that?" "I was just wondering... does she usually think about ruling cities and grinding her enemies into powder?" "What? No, of course not." "Ah. I think she might be having a bit of an off day, then."
  13. So, Senor Voidus: What do you wanna do with Backtrack and MV now? Shall they talk at all during their long backtrack through the city? Shall we have them track Impact all the way to Frequency's gang?
  14. Awesome! Can't wait to see it. Oh, and TwiLyght? I blame you.
  15. Tootles, of course. Obliteration can be the Crocodile, being the personification of inescapable, ever-looming death. ... Well that got dark quickly.
  16. What would that make Backtrack? Tootles?
  17. Vondra's more of a Mr. Darling type... which itself would probably make Autumn Nana the dog.
  18. I'll keep that in mind. I was going for the alicorn/High Epic association, but conveying the goopiness of his hair is more important. ... I... ... You know, I don't even have a clever remark for that. Aside from that I'm suddenly sympathizing with Captain Hook a lot more.
  19. Got bored so I made a Deathwish pony. He doesn't look sleazy enough for my tastes, but I guess the context of whatever pony comic he finds his way into will incriminate his true nature.
  20. I recognize that "No." That's the "absolutely, I just don't want to admit it" No. No worse than senators, amirite? BURN
  21. Do you keep the revised timeline framed on your wall, by any chance? Being a person with behind-the-scenes knowledge of what's coming, I don't think you'll be disappointing anyone. And don't be discouraged if you don't score as many upvotes. I'm still convinced that Lightsong's monkey is in charge of those--my most highly ranked post is one of Backtrack crying his way into the Mesozoic Era, while some of Lightwards' posts that I felt deserved far more recognition only got two or three green arrows.
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