Kobold King
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Doctor Funtimes, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
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Yep. I keep meaning to post for him, then I realize I don't know the lyrics to any Taylor Swift songs. So I'll be visiting YouTube and then posting for him as soon as I can.
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We know from Conflux that a useful Epic doesn't need to give consent, though.
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An awful lot of Tarzan-Epics running around the jungle in tigerskin loincloths, I should reckon. -
Just have him slaughter a whole bunch of people indiscriminately, and--this is the important part--so that he enjoys doing it. You'll get him on the list in no time.
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Yep, I see it. Boy do I see it. (Awesome post as always, Mailliw. )
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My computer is reading the last Corvallis post as Winter's Chase post, from 12:05 today.
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That is spectacular. Did you mean to mirror the WoK cover? Because I'm getting some serious Dalinar vibes from that picture.
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Um... where? I don't see it.
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I knew it. Huh. It turns out there's actually a bodice-ripper called Waves of Passion. Anyone wanna bet on which Epic is this novel's biggest fan?
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Bunnamity? (Not if you practice shooting and run regular Reckoner drills with your siblings. ) It'd certainly be a more interesting question than "Is Reckoners Cosmere." He'd definitely steal it. And then he'd try to find a way to coerce Funtimes into making him a microwave.
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Did Disney!Calamity have an adorable animal sidekick? Because I think he needs one. (Also... did people call the red star in the sky "Calamity" before the Epics came? Before the Epics Calamity was a scientific curiosity, not a "calamity" like the name implies. Did it have an entirely different name in common use prior to the Epics' arrival?)
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Oh good. This also leaves us open for characters to complain about how the Disney musical "Calamity" was cancelled due to the collapse of society.
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Many would find this sentence ominous. I find it exciting. Huh. That... that's actually a problem. Alternate universes, perhaps?
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tineye Tineye Smelling Mistling Breathe
Kobold King replied to David Coppercloud's topic in Mistborn
Tin-enhanced touch leaves the Misting extremely weak to pain. Tin-enhanced sight leaves the Misting easily dazzled or even blinded by bright lights. Tin-enhanced hearing leaves the Misting's fragile eardrums vulnerable to super-amplified noises. With all this in mind, if you were a Tineye, would you want to go around sniffing random people's breaths? -
You all knew the insanity of the Reckoners RPG would break onto the rest of the forum eventually, didn't you? Didn't you?
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Well, since I'm a gentleman... And the meme template:
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Need an editor? Why not Obliteration? Need a clown for your little sister's birthday? Why not... find... somebody else entirely. (I was actually going to try captioning an image of him to make my post more like the meme. But I'm too lazy at the moment. )
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Need a character? Why not Obliteration?
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She would break Backtrack's heart into teeny tiny pieces if she did.
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You didn't think Obliteration was funny? Try reading his scenes with Yakety Saxy blaring in the background. It's guaranteed to turn your terror into hilarity!
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Before the revelations of Firefight I had a character whose weakness was cheap wasabi sauce.
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Hang on, I have a collaboration doc to edit.
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I know two snarky vanillas who'd love to make that thought of yours canon.
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They never work with Epics--maybe the ray is produced by an Epic named Deus Ex? Also... I only just realized it's a wholly fanon term.
