Kobold King
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Sirens are his weakness. Police sirens specifically, but any kind of siren can cancel his flight and make his healing factor extremely unpleasant.
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He tried to take over the town. He failed when he realized he was attacking the one city in Oregon that still used air raid sirens to signal an attack. He was coerced into working for them, and a few weeks later Arsenal sent out orders to forego use of the sirens unless authorized by himself, Autumn Glass, or Vondra. Since then Deathwish has continuously plotted for the day when he can murder Vondra, but has yet to find a good opportunity. "Or any good brothels!" * sigh * Nor any good brothels, he'd like to point out.
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Deathwish's theory that Epics required regular intimacy with gorgeous women to avoid becoming evil was met with understandable skepticism from the lorist community.
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My sink has three faucets. "Hot," "cold," and "brain bleach."
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Depends. How large of a supply of brain bleach do you have currently?
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She'll definitely be assigned a constant guard, be it a few well-trusted Guardsmen or an Epic.
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If Nighthound entered the Room of Requirement, it would trap him in a pit of acid. I ship Umbridge x Nighthound.
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Nighthound's smirk can destroy Horcruxes--or create them.
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Nighthound is what Boggarts see when they look at other Boggarts.
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A Dementor once administered the Kiss on Nighthound. Nighthound absorbed it.
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Or, "If Deathwish is deliriously hallucinating women and there's no one around to hear him, is he still flirting?" Yikes. I've never seen that show, but I just watched a YouTube video with him. He'd make one sparking good Epic.
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Which leads us to the age-old question: is Lucentia attractive enough that Deathwish would enjoy seeing her in a swimsuit, or would her complaining about how tight or objectifying it is be too annoying for even him to bear?
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* sigh * "Now that you've gotten rid of the regular sexy calendar, mind taking out the Oregon one? You stuck up prude..."
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The average citizen's reaction to this calendar: Really? I could have sworn I had Frequency in that piece of swim wear. Go figure.
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I'm already planning out the cover blurb. "Have you been looking for a celebration of Oregon's sexiest babes, from Edgerunner to Revolution to Doctor Funtimes? Well you can just keep on waiting, 'cuz all you'll find here is naked Nighthound." Alternatively, we show Doctor Funtimes' face on the cover but we fill it with Lightwards, Arsenal, Nighthound, Timeport, and the rest of the ATTD list.
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All the more reason to get Funtimes to The Dalles. Then we can finally launch WHIO's sexy calendar, starring lycra!Lightwards and cocktaildress!Arsenal.
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Always given with an exaggerated wink from the giver.
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Why do I think that Arsenal would receive nothing but bras in every Dalles Christmas party from then on out.
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"For the last time you gormless nitwit! I am Arsenal, your commanding officer!" "Yeah, sure. Whatever babe. How about that footrub now?" Sheesh, way to stick up for your counselor girls.
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But why? Why would she have anything to do with a system that degrades and objectifies women? ... Okay stupid question.
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You wouldn't dare!
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If he ever woke from that dream, there would not be a force in Oregon that could save Soulcaster from being tied to a nuke, launched into space, and having his face printed onto a thousand "Public Enemy Number One--Terminated" sheets.
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He'd summon enormous flamethrowers to cremate the bodies as quickly as he could produce them... if he could get over his initial bout of screaming and stomping his foot in rage.
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Oh, it has nothing to do with this thread. I just wanted an avatar that was neutral to all types of thread and visually distinctive, and in those categories there's really no beating this fantastic avatar done by Awesomeness Summoned.
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* prepares lament about the good ol' days, just in case *
