Kobold King
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... I just read a satirical fanfiction where Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash both swooned over a light green earth pony with sandy brown hair and glasses. I'm not sure what to make of this. (Sorry your trip to Portland hasn't been as incredimazible as it should be, Twi. )
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Having a Bad Day? Stop here for a Good Rant!
Kobold King replied to traceria's topic in General Discussion
"Sometimes in life people will put me in crappy situations. I should hope those people won't be my family members." A close analog stumped my dad right in the middle of a "life isn't always fair" speech. -
It's delusional. You know how when some people have near-death experiences, they claim to have seen a white light that they wanted to move towards? He sees himself as that light. Hence, Lightwards. Towards the Light.
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Hunger Games: Sanderson Edition
Kobold King replied to Kestrel's topic in General Brandon Discussion
ಠ_ಠ What new dam of shipping have you broken, Lark? -
LarkoftheRiver used her pixel-artwork skills to create this portrait of Lightwards: What would it take to get Funtimes to spraypaint this precise image on every flat surface in the Empire?
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Thanks!
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Please keep David a vanilla please keep David a vanilla please keep David a vanilla... Sparks.
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Some important notes about living in the Final Empire. First of all, you don't want to belong to the peasant class. But then... life isn't exactly rosy for the nobles, as Elend or Zane can attest to. And both groups have a better time than their hybrid children. That's not to say the injustices of the Final Empire are weighted entirely on skaa and nobles. Other ethnic groups have it pretty crappy too. And don't get me started on the produce. All the plants are brown and it rains ash. Gardening really sucks in the Final Empire. Basically, if you live on Scadrial at all, you're gonna have a bad time.
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You're also a bright young lady who's filled with light. In fact, just the other day I pointed at my computer screen when talking to a friend and said "Look! There's the Internet lady I told you about! De light-full one!"
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Thanks.
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So apparently someone snapped this picture outside a bar where they worked.
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Rep flies when you're having fun.
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Yes, I know who she is.
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Waaaaay too many good-looking people in this thread calling themselves trash. Well that's strange. You happen to look exactly like a paragon of human perfection I happen to know. Does anyone else see the resemblance?
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"Crush on Twitter." Darn it Quiver, how do you have the most entertaining typos? I can kind of see where you're coming from, but I don't really ship it myself.
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I saw the picture you posted on Tumblr. You're cute but definitely not trash.
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How to tell someone you like MLP. Dark alley optional.
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I'd push Scorpius off the cliff, because... Scorpius. Yeesh. I'd set NamTar from the "DNA Mad Scientist" episode on fire. Because of all characters he is the one who most needs to be killed with fire. Have a relationship with? Chiana. Crazy, but she's nice, sweet, and cute, and probably won't stab me. I think I'll marry the intro theme, thank you kindly. I'd snuggle Rigel with a blankie, if only to appreciate his reaction. I'd be roommates with Zhaan, because she's wise and it's doubtful that a sapient plant will be the root of many squabbles. Next fandom - My Little Pony. (Feel free to skip "Marry" here. Since all the main characters are horses. )
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Meh. Maybe I'm just oblivious to this sort of thing, but I didn't really get a shipping vibe from those two. Just a lonely pony who felt deserted. On the other hoof, I'm more alone in my opinion than you are. There are loads of MoonSparkle shippers traversing the webz now, and there's at least one extremely show-accurate .gif where Twilight kisses Moon Dancer instead of hugging her at the end of the episode. My favorite edit of the episode is still this fan-rendition of what would have happened if Lyra and Bon Bon were in the episode, though.
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Finally I can live up to my AMA obligation. I would push Madame Kovarian off a cliff, because good heavens that creature is awful. I'd set the Master on fire. It's not the first time and it won't hold him off forever, but I want to go down in history as the guy who set the Master on fire. Hmm... the next three questions aren't quite my cup of tea, but I'll do my best to answer them. I'd have the relationship with Martha Jones, because she's sweet and kind and awesome and I doubt there'd be bitter feelings if the relationship didn't work out. Marry? Leela. She's a great warrior of the Sevateem! Our children will be strong and physically superior to other children! Wrap a blanket around with...? I'm not going to pick a female character, since Leela would probably stab me. So I'll go with Dalek Caan, because he needs the love. Finally, the Doctor as my roommate, because then I'd live in the TARDIS and essentially be a companion. Next fandom - The Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Twiliteration rolls off the tongue quite nicely, methinks. That, my friend, is an excellent question. The only problem I see is that there's not a lot I could say to a character that would meaningfully impact them or change the way their story goes for the better. ... Wait. I just had an idea. A most splendid idea. I think I know just what to do. Doctor Who: The Angels Take Manhattan spoilers:
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Are you kidding? I'm an old-earth theistic evolutionist, an animist, an unabashed anarchist, a homesteader who isn't hooked up to public waterworks or electricity, and I adore Harry Potter. From what I've heard your parents would probably try to ward me away from their daughter with a cross.
