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Matrim Bloody Cauthon

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  1. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    wait for it......................................here it comes..................................Mat.
  2. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    marrying someone doesn't make you bloody nobility. I don't want to be a noble its all about the boots you see. http://feriwan.tumblr.com/post/62423423050/mat-cauthons-unconventional-wisdom as for the tavern wenches... im a married man now. and before that i just went by the rule of never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.
  3. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    you scared me there I was trembling until I noticed the missing space. then I laughed at your incompetence. Great threat. Edit: your honor is dead.
  4. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    why is six afraid of seven?
  5. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    "I am a stick." "would you like to destroy some evil today?"
  6. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    you flatter me leftinch. I am part of the seanchan now. seanchan don't have womens circles. I AM NOT A KNIGHT.
  7. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Really? Really? You guys start the brawl while Im gone?
  8. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    and if the lady feather is opposed to this? I agree if no one else had I would have. it would have been expected of me.
  9. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Yes we do but we dont really drive on the sidewalks.
  10. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    wow. that was quite the pun.
  11. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I would like to be on roshar because i feel like that would be the most interesting. There is also shardblades on roshar. Plus i would be a lighteyes there.
  12. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    It says that when you click it the second time.
  13. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Indeed.
  14. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Four wheeled atv
  15. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    both. people sometime plow the sidewalks for everyone using their four wheelers.
  16. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    well done. take everyone away from shroom that you can.
  17. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I am a stick. they suck like that. that's part of the reason I haven't officially joined the church of the stick.
  18. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Head for the hills?
  19. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I would say that i remember farther back than you. And tell you to drop the use of boy but moiraine shot rand down when he said that. Its good that you remembered the medallion and didnt try to influence my emotions.
  20. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    *breaks down crying* Why did you say that to me? What else have i been lied to about. Aside from the fact that the primary colors arent red, yellow and blue.
  21. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Ihope so. Otherwise i have been lied to for my entire life.
  22. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    They're lemon i promise.
  23. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I will see what i can think of.
  24. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I would love some. Thank you.
  25. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    *summons shardspork* thank you. you have provided the first use of my shardspork.
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