Future Overlord Worship

[AonEne he/him]

Well that took a turn.

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

I asked a few celebrities this question:

Questioner: "What do you think of Brandon Sanderson's books?"

Spoiler

Mitt Romney:  He's a terrific author, he has a great talent, his books have always been well-written, they are well-produced, and they are a joy to read. [Here he stopped, then added]: I've read a couple of them.

Questioner: Does the Donald Trump campaign have a web page?

Mitt Romney: No. They should.

Questioner: Do you have a web page?

Mitt Romney: I can't remember what you're referring to.

Questioner: No, no, no, you're going to have a web page. You are going to have a web page!

Mitt Romney: I don't.

(Poor dude needs to take campaign strategy 101 again.)

Spoiler

Tom Hiddleston: Oh, absolutely. I have a pre-ordered one. That is being delivered to my home as we speak. I cannot wait.

Questioner: Tell me one about you that will blow the mind of the masses and surprise the masses.

Tom Hiddleston: I don't know. You'd have to ask that question to somebody that doesn't know me very well. I don't know if they could answer it correctly

(How would... somebody who doesn't know you... ah forget it.)

Spoiler

John Legend: I love them.

Questioner: When you're writing a song, what's the process like?

John Legend: Usually, it's all of the songs in one take. I kind of wish I could write songs like that when I'm playing on stage.

(I mean, that's a reasonable wish I guess.)

Spoiler

Gordon Ramsay: I don't think of him at all. I just enjoy what he does, as I do with all the writers I read. When I get caught up in a book, there's nothing that can stop me. I love books, and I love a good story.

Questioner: Do you read any non-fiction, and if so, what?

Gordon Ramsay: Anything you choose. There is so much information about so many topics. Whether it's fashion or cooking. The best books are ones that entertain you and get you interested. I know I learn so much about the world from reading.

(Ramsay showed admirable restrain during this interview.)

Spoiler

LeBron James: Well, we are gonna get that question again, right? So, we are gonna get it again tomorrow so I guess I will be able to give you a better answer. I guess there is three. 1. I don't know. His older one. 2. His younger one, I don't think. 3. Book three is coming out soon.

Questioner: Oh. Are you on the new book?

LeBron: I haven't read it yet. Book three, huh?

Questioner: Yeah.

LeBron: I'm pretty sure that's coming out soon, though. Hopefully. I'm pretty sure that's coming out soon.

(Honestly, LeBron James sounds more like a politician than Romney did. Quite the dodge there, LeBron.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

this is a thread to put all AI generated randomness.

(yes, the title is shamelessly stolen from the AV discord)

[Channelknight Fadran]

Vapor, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Connie: Hey.
Mist: Hi.
Ene: Hello.
rev: Hey!
Vapor: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Fadran: We were out of Doritos.

[Random Bystander she/her]

 

@AonEne, as a continuation of your status update...

Adilie: Violence isn't the answer.
Marie: You’re right.
Adilie: *sighs in relief*
Marie: Violence is the question.
Adilie: What?
Marie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Adilie, running after them: NO-

[+Doomstick he/him]

Goatee: Rules are made to be broken.
Mistie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ene: Uh, piñatas.
Truthie: Glow sticks.
Connie: Karate boards.
Stickie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Goatee: Rules.
Mistie: ...

[Frustration]

7 minutes ago, AonDii said:

Goatee: Rules are made to be broken.
Mistie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ene: Uh, piñatas.
Truthie: Glow sticks.
Connie: Karate boards.
Stickie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Goatee: Rules.
Mistie: ...

@AonEne's "Don't mind me" thread.

[Random Bystander she/her]

Secret History spoilers

Spoiler

Kelsier: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Spook: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Kelsier: Death is a social construct

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Ene: Truth and I are having a baby.
Emi: That's gre-
Ene, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Tesh: Okay, truth or dare?
Salad: Truth
Tesh: How many hours have you slept this week?
Salad:
Salad: ...Dare
Tesh: Go to bed.
Salad: I don’t like this game.

I feel called out 

(I’m sorry for summoning you so many times but @Tesh)

[FriarFritz]

5 minutes ago, AonDii said:

Ene: Truth and I are having a baby.
Emi: That's gre-
Ene, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

I want this to be real 

[AonEne he/him]

12 hours ago, Random Bystander said:

as a continuation of your status update...

Adilie: Violence isn't the answer.
Marie: You’re right.
Adilie: *sighs in relief*
Marie: Violence is the question.
Adilie: What?
Marie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Adilie, running after them: NO-

Not gonna lie, I considered that one

12 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

I want this to be real 

Hey @EmiTheNinja, if I had some papers for you to sign, would you, hypothetically, sign them?

Ene: Connie, can I talk to you for a second?
Connie: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Truth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Ene: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Ene: How's the asexiest person here~?
Truth: I don't know, how are they~?
Ene, flustered: I-
rev, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Luna: Hey Wyn,
Wyn: Yes?
Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Wyn:
Wyn: Where’s Truthless?

Spock, driving Emi and Vapor: So how was your day?
Emi: We almost got surprise adopted!
Spock: What?
Vapor: We almost got kidnapped.
Spock: Oh, okay.
Spock: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Archer: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Po: How am I supposed to know?
Ene: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Po: *sighs*
Po: You wouldn't be trapped.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Eh. First one I got.

Ene: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Truth: The cow???
Ene: What?
Emi: Truth, W H Y?

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

44 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Luna: Hey Wyn,
Wyn: Yes?
Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Wyn:
Wyn: Where’s Truthless?

I don't even know if a person larger than a preteen could even fit in a washing machine.....

[theTruthshaper]

41 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

Eh. First one I got.

Ene: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Truth: The cow???
Ene: What?
Emi: Truth, W H Y?

I love this.

 

58 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Ene: Connie, can I talk to you for a second?
Connie: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Truth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Ene: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

I've read books too.
 

Quote

Fritz: Hey, Truth? Can I get some dating advice?
Truth: Just because I’m with Ene doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

 

This is practically what happened honestly.

 

[AonEne he/him]

23 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said:

I don't even know if a person larger than a preteen could even fit in a washing machine.....

I could.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

I could.

Be careful then. Luna's been asking me some weird questions, and I haven't seen Truthless in a while. 

[mathiau he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

I could.

...How small are you?

[FriarFritz]

1 minute ago, theTruthshaper said:

This is practically what happened honestly.

 

Hehehe 

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I could.

I'd guess that you are smaller than a preteen then

also why do you know this?

[AonEne he/him]

3 minutes ago, mathiau said:

...How small are you?

...small...

2 minutes ago, AonDii said:

also why do you know this?

Honestly, it's a guess, but in elementary school I could just about fit in my backpack, and once when I was like 12 someone guessed my age at like 6. And washing machines are pretty big. When someone else gets home I'll try it and ask them to take a pic

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, AonEne said:

Honestly, it's a guess, but in elementary school I could just about fit in my backpack, and once when I was like 12 someone guessed my age at like 6. And washing machines are pretty big. When someone else gets home I'll try it and ask them to take a pic

wow.

also can we have it as an emoji on discord?

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

Ene, tending to Stick's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Stick: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Luna: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Truthless: Really? Name one law
Luna: Don't kill people?
Truthless: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

James: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
The Nightwatcher: James, that's a coma.
James: Sounds festive.

James: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Shana: That's why I carry two swords.

(that last one is very, very canon)

OK, so I have to add one more, just because it's an Over the Garden Wall quote that my brothers and I use all the time

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Wyn: Um, Ene, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Ene: We need money!
Wyn: You're scamming him?
Ene: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Wyn: What?! No way!
Ene: Why not? We already stole Stick!
Stick: Hey guys
Wyn: No, we didn't. Stick can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Stick: I wanna steal

Edited March 2, 2021 by Wyndlerunner

[Tesh Any pronouns]

15 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Tesh: Okay, truth or dare?
Salad: Truth
Tesh: How many hours have you slept this week?
Salad:
Salad: ...Dare
Tesh: Go to bed.
Salad: I don’t like this game.

I feel called out 

(I’m sorry for summoning you so many times but @Tesh)

When I saw "The Awakened Salad has mentioned you in a topic: Future Overlord Worship," my first thought was "Storms, what did Salad do now? Have they decided to start a cult around the Sanderavalanche?"

But yes, this is very accurate.

Out of curiosity... How many hours have you slept this week?

[Frustration]

2 hours ago, mathiau said:

...How small are you?

I mean, the human body can hit in surprisingly small spaces, someone escaped from prison by sliding out their foodslot.