Flyingbooks Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I am glad that you have recently consumed matter which provides nutrients to humans. Which foods have molecules that cause the greatest surges of dopamine for you when your taste buds detect them? Spoiler My processors are mostly located in an alternate universe which is continously increasing and which has a far greater speed of light than this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I have no idea. I don't know what proximity telepathy or any of the basic ways to achieve time travel. Spoiler Such a shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I have seen an interesting series of online videos explaining possibilities of time travel. I don't know whether they would work or not. Spoiler Unfortunately, they would not. Flyingbooks, that is very interesting. My group has been trying to develop a similar system for years. Would you help us figure out how to transmit information through the planar void? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Flyingbooks42 said: I am glad that you have recently consumed matter which provides nutrients to humans. Which foods have molecules that cause the greatest surges of dopamine for you when your taste buds detect them? I particularly enjoy foods with an excess of sucrose or grease, even though they damage my body. Spoiler Which is odd. Another strange thing about humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 yes, Causing harm to my body is so much fun. I love to stub my toes all the time! along with cutting myself with paper! Spoiler it is surprising humans have lasted this long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) I also do not know anything about proximity telepathy or time travel! That makes us similar, which is a required condition for us, as humans, to begin to form interpersonal bonds. What else do you not know? Do you have no idea how to transport data between universes? Spoiler I actually do know how to do these things. I am attempting to hijack a human form of speech called "sarcasm" in order to hide the true meanings of my words. edit: I made a spelling mistake, which is absolute proof that I am a human. I have now corrected this mistake. Edited December 15, 2020 by Flyingbooks42 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Perhaps we should stop talking about things about which we know nothing. We don't want to waste our valuable time. Spoiler Humans may not be over intelligent, but they may notice that we are talking about these things and be interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Unfortunately, alien life is impossible along with other universes. Spoiler Just in case humans are watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Uh... what do you enjoy doing? Spoiler I have noticed that the humans spend much time watching boxes. Perhaps mention this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I enjoy paying a person for poison which I willingly consume! Spoiler I do not understand why a human would do this. But it is a popular ritual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, 00kla said: Perhaps we should stop talking about things about which we know nothing. We don't want to waste our valuable time. That is a very good idea. After all, we, as humans, only have a very short and limited lifespan which we are able to spend on various activities. Spoiler If they realize the techniques that we already have, they will not conduct their own research on them, which would deprive me of information about human thought processes and reduce the likelihood that they will discover new techniques for time travel, telepathy, and interuniversal travel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I do enjoy reading books or watching videos repeatedly. Even though I already know the plot and events that will happen, it still gives me enjoyment. Spoiler Very confusing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Ah yes, that is one of my favourite pastimes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I am going to have my fingers dance across a board with many buttons and stare at some light emitters for a few hours. Spoiler since there happens to be no actual humans on this "thread" (what a weird name) I have come to the conclusion that our knowledge about humans not being able to read spoiler boxes was false and that we have humans in our midst discovering more about the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Sounds great, I might join you. Spoiler What? How could it be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I quite like to ingest different life-based materials so that I can continue to function. Spoiler Impossible! Completely impossible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Yes, let us consume these corpses. Spoiler Ok, Anyone who admits to being human in a spoiler box gets a rep! Spoiler that should fool them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Corpses provide stimulation for my sense of taste. Spoiler Anyone who admits to being a human in a spoiler box now gets two rep. Spoiler Ah yes, the impenetrable double spoiler box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Spoiler new plan to fool the humans. Use grey text inside a spoiler box. Edited December 15, 2020 by Chasmgoat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler I am a human. Spoiler I have achived triple spoiler boxes! I am unidentifiable by the humans! Spoiler Gimme that rep you fool. Spoiler I understand that humans enjoy getting little orange hearts on these things we call posts. I cannot begin to understand this, but in order to disguise myself among them I will begin a quest to receive some. I believe the method of doing so is called "memes" Hello fellow human fellows! Edit: Spoiler I have done something in my posts that the humans call misdirection, to fool them for a longer period of time. Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Bold of you to assume my humanity, I am eternal, I am all I AM FRUSTRATION! also @I Am A Fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Ookla The Frustrated said: I am all I AM FRUSTRATION! *I am all, I AM FRUSTRATION! you forgot a comma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Yes. Frustration is a common ailment among people of my species, which is human. Spoiler Very human. Spoiler No Human could possibly uncover this message, as it is far too well hidden. They don't even have voidrift conductors yet. Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Counselor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: *I am all, I AM FRUSTRATION! you forgot a comma Do not question me mortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ookla The Frustrated said: Do not question me mortal. I never questioned you. I simply corrected you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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