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AonEne
AonEne

I AM HERE FOR THIS THREAD  "You're such an Ene, Ene." - Ax "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "I have no idea what is going on. I left

The Bookwyrm
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"Are you trying to say you want to be a sandwich?" - @InfiniteInsanity "Most people don't want to be eaten. Which is why I really need to know if he wants to be a sandwich. Cause that might be a

2EmLee2
2EmLee2

I have this list that I share with my siblings of almost every out-of-context thing we say. And some of them are... really something. I'm not going to add the things that sound out-of-context even whe

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Edema Rue

Edema Rue she/her

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1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

I need this drawing

She won’t even send it to me because apparently she didn’t take a picture.  

Edema Rue

Edema Rue she/her

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2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Wow! I got on here! I never say funny enough to get on here!

WAIT HAVE I NEVER QUOTED YOU HERE BEFORE—

pardon give me a moment.

I should probably stay evil. @Ancient Elantrian

can I make him watch Cassie die on repeat!!! @Ancient Elantrian

*Leaves the shard due to emotional trauma* @Ancient Elantrian

hmmm I have more but I don’t have time to find them right now.

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shortcake

shortcake thr/eat ka/boom

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here's a bunch of quotes from my friend and I while they try to work on their architecture and interior design project:

 

Friend: "I just put a tree inside my house" - 

 

Friend: "So you see, you got a tree chandelier"

 

Friend: "since one apple light ain't enough, we're gonna add three more"

 

Friend: "y'all, my tree light just made me delete the room to my house" - the friend

 

Friend: "I can guarantee that the walls are flat. definitely not any rats in this house! nope, not me!"
@shortcake: "BRUNO?!?"

 

Friend: *pointing to a hanging lamp* "BORNE!! It's JASON BORNE!!"

 

Friend: "Sketchup"

 

Friend: "GRR"

 

Friend: "ribbit"

 

Friend: *in a deep voice* "TRIANGLE"

 

Friend: "wobble wobble *incomprehensible babbling* "

 

@shortcake: "ew, you got your face dust all over my knee!"

 

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@shortcake: I have a child in my backpack right now. *pulls out a somewhat-large stuffed orange and black tarantula* See?"

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Through the Living Elan

Through the Living Elan He/Him

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2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

WAIT HAVE I NEVER QUOTED YOU HERE BEFORE—

pardon give me a moment.

I should probably stay evil. @Ancient Elantrian

can I make him watch Cassie die on repeat!!! @Ancient Elantrian

*Leaves the shard due to emotional trauma* @Ancient Elantrian

hmmm I have more but I don’t have time to find them right now.

Wonderful! I’m amazing at killing people.

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Edema Rue

Edema Rue she/her

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9 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

“For now, just have your fight, because right now the most important thing is you guys dying.” - @Edema Rue

WELL AM I WRONG? GET OUT THERE AND DIE, PEOPLE!

Ravenclawjedi42

Ravenclawjedi42

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And so now I’m just shamelessly quoting myself. So today, one of my friends was trying to steal my pen, and I responded:

“YOU. CANNOT. HAVE. MY. PEN!”

Aaaaaand he didn’t understand it because he doesn’t read Sanderson.

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