Sharder One-Liners

[Verdance he/him]

“I live in an alley” 

Lily, AKA Usseewa

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

"SOMETIMES I EAT LIKE SPOONFULLS OF [SUGAR] PLAIN UWU" -- Me :3

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 3/20/2026 at 11:55 PM, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Thanks for the reassurance that my brain is just being dumb! It does that a lot.

"*a dead body flops to the floor* See that? Thats the mood. And you just killed it with that gif." -- Me

I can’t rep that for some reason?

On 3/23/2026 at 4:27 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Nooo

I meant this godzilla:

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It's the only image I could find

Oh you watch AntsCanada?

On 3/30/2026 at 11:03 PM, Usseewa said:

"SOMETIMES I EAT LIKE SPOONFULLS OF [SUGAR] PLAIN UWU" -- Me :3

That’s kinda valid tbh

“Stalking is fun, what can I say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

- @Usseewa

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

21 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I can’t rep that for some reason?

yeah turns out repping someone to get them to a certain rank is rep abuse and against the rules, so my rep is turned off for a while. I can't rep or be repped. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 4/5/2026 at 2:22 AM, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh you watch AntsCanada?

Yeah

I thought I'd told you, like when you'd first joined?

 

"Just remember, the first 365 days of the year are always the hardest, and we can only be productive one day every 4 years."

         - @Katalri_105

[Vielence She/Her]

16 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Yeah

I thought I'd told you, like when you'd first joined?

 

"Just remember, the first 365 days of the year are always the hardest, and we can only be productive one day every 4 years."

         - @Katalri_105

Yeppity

[Katalri_105 They/her]

“I don't actually stalk people... I only joke abt it - or do I?” - @Spahc11 2026

[Spahc11 He/Him]

Bro put one of my mildly insane quotes... (with confidential context though)

[___ He/Him]

"And yet, it was on my clothes, in my bed, on my face, and in my hair" 

@VieB13

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ___ said:

"And yet, it was on my clothes, in my bed, on my face, and in my hair" 

@VieB13

 

Edited April 9 by SpartanBrigade

[Vielence She/Her]

2 minutes ago, ___ said:

"And yet, it was on my clothes, in my bed, on my face, and in my hair" 

@VieB13

MIPPO

[___ He/Him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

MIPPO

That's what friends are for

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, ___ said:

That's what friends are for

Dang it WHY

You know that makes no sense without context

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Dang it WHY

You know that makes no sense without context

That's the whole point of this

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yup.

[Vielence She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's the whole point of this

ARGH 

[Katalri_105 They/her]

“Nah your execution only comes if you drop science” - @KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

[Spahc11 He/Him]

So I have u, cosmere-infested being and [redacted irl name] to talk to

- Me

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"BENDING ALLOY IS NOT AS YUMMY AS WATER"

              - @Katalri_105

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 4/5/2026 at 8:35 AM, KnightSkye Reforged said:

yeah turns out repping someone to get them to a certain rank is rep abuse and against the rules, so my rep is turned off for a while. I can't rep or be repped. 

@SpartanBrigade

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

I KNEW IT WAS SKETCHY

On 4/5/2026 at 8:14 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Yeah

I thought I'd told you, like when you'd first joined?

 

"Just remember, the first 365 days of the year are always the hardest, and we can only be productive one day every 4 years."

         - @Katalri_105

Um idk maybe I lwk have dementia

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

@SpartanBrigade

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

WHAT DID I TELL YOU

I KNEW IT WAS SKETCHY

Um idk maybe I lwk have dementia

Alright alright you got me

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"Of course it's mitochondria. Blasted semiautonomous buggers."

              - @Denissimo

[Denissimo He/him]

Quote

The glory of unnecessary expression. Such is true for 80% of human speech.
"Oh, it's raining" I know it's raining you ding-dong.

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"See? Now everyone just calm down, we will have plenty of time to attack each other at the end"

                                           - @CoderDrag0n8

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

"See? Now everyone just calm down, we will have plenty of time to attack each other at the end"

                                           - @CoderDrag0n8

GASP

I DID A COOL QUOTE

*rejoices*