Sharder One-Liners

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Now I drink, your blood over where you stand, your life now is in my hand.

THERE’S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING =DD

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

THERE’S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING =DD

 Why the skip??

“It’s basically the Greek god equivalent of cocaine”

-my friend who introduced me to Epic, on Holy Moly

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

 Why the skip??

“It’s basically the Greek god equivalent of cocaine”

-my friend who introduced me to Epic, on Holy Moly

Man I wish a bi immortal would appear to sing a musical number and offer me illicit substances  

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Man I wish a bi immortal would appear to sing a musical number and offer me illicit substances  

That's heaven right there

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's heaven right there

So it is

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“I grin as I break your spine” - @ChipsAHoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“I grin as I break your spine” - @ChipsAHoid

What else am I supposed to do? It’s fun! Do you expect me to scowl? 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

“Rubber? I was a semi-sentient awakened rubber metalmind once.

They locked me in a box.

A scadrian-nalthis awakened metalmind containment box. A scadrian-nalthis awakened metalmind containment box with an awakened nicrosil metalmind.

Nicrosil metalminds make me a semi-sentient awakened rubber metalmind.” - @CoderDrag0n8

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“Rubber? I was a semi-sentient awakened rubber metalmind once.

They locked me in a box.

A scadrian-nalthis awakened metalmind containment box. A scadrian-nalthis awakened metalmind containment box with an awakened nicrosil metalmind.

Nicrosil metalminds make me a semi-sentient awakened rubber metalmind.” - @CoderDrag0n8

By the way, the feruchemical charge for rubber is counciousness

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

“I was born in the Triassic, you know. I could chill watching crocodiliamorphs rampage because I was a spren.

Then, I saw something new. A dinosaur. The only difference at first was that it had slightly more garbage feet structure.

But then came the End-Triassic extinction event and a lot of crocodiliamorphs died. The dinosaurs, being small at the time, rapidly diversified to fill the empty niches. And then...”

- @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

”I think I might be a sausage”

- @mippo

”If you fail you will be incapable of showering without socks on, and as a result they will always be soggy...”

- @Ancient Elantrian

Edited August 20, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 7/23/2025 at 10:19 AM, ChipsAHoid said:

That sounds familiar

OH WAIT YEAH I REMEMBER THAT

They’re not tho. Well, some of them…

Anyways

“I want people on my salad”

“I ate the American flag”

“I just killed somebody!”

“I just killed 3 people!!”

“What’s your favorite kind of bug to eat”

“Wait [other friend’s name] where do you live??”

“You can't stop me. I will I will cut the land out of Colorado and bring it to China where you can't find me.“

“I am watching your teeth”

- @YouCantHaveMySandwich

Who still hasn’t checked the shard. Bruh.

well my bad its not like my parents hid my Chromebook.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

17 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

well my bad its not like my parents hid my Chromebook.

…oh that explains it lol

GUYS THEY GOT SPARTAN NOOOOOOO

@SpartanBrigade: Erm, what the sigma

Skibidi

@mippo: I see how it is, you sigma rizzler

@SpartanBrigade: You’re so fanum tax

Oh bro that’s so Ohio of you

Skibidi dop dop dop

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

————

Guys the Infection is spreading! Where’s the pesticide?

How much rat poison do we have on hand?

Edited August 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Spoiler

SpartanBrigade
Tung Tung Tung Sahur

ChipsAHoid

“HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I TAUGHT YOU“

SpartanBrigade
Skibidi 

ChipsAHoid

”I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG BUT I WARNED YOU

AND YOU FAILED THE TEST

SO NOW I’M GONE

THIS WAY, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT YOUR PLACE IS

THIS WAY, YOU CAN’T CROSS THE LINE

THIS WAY, WHEN ALL IS OVER YOU’LL KEEP YOURS AND I’LL KEEP MINE!

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T DISAPPOINT ME

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T WASTE MY TIME

THIS WAY, I’LL CLOSE THE DOOR CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE”

mippo
I see how it is, you sigma rizzler

ChipsAHoid

“That’s just like you

Why should I be surprised

Selfish and prideful and vain”

SpartanBrigade
You’re so fanum tax

ChipsAHoid

”I’ll remind you, that I saw you as a friend

But now we’re done”

SpartanBrigade
Oh bro that’s so Ohio of you

ChipsAHoid

“THIS WAY, YOU’RE OUT OF MY HEAD NOW

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T PLAGUE MY LIFE

THIS WAY, WHEN ALL IS DONE YOU’RE OUT OF SIGHT AND OUT OF MIND”

SpartanBrigade
Skibidi dop dop dop

ChipsAHoid

“One day, you’ll hear what I’m saying

One day, you might understand

One day, but not today 

For after all you’re just a man”

SpartanBrigade
Tung Tung Tung Sahur

ChipsAHoid

“THIS DAY, YOU SERVER YOUR OWN HEAD

THIS DAY, YOU CUT THE LIIIINE

THIS DAY, YOU LOST IT ALL CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE

THIS IS MY GOODBYE

CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE

THIS IS MY GOODBYEEEE”

SpartanBrigade
Wh-where am I?
What happened?

ChipsAHoid

“What have you done (When does a ripple become a tidal wave)”

”WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MOOOOOONSTER”

For this, @ChipsAHoid deserves all the rep.

Chips post something here so I can upvote

@SpartanBrigade

@mippo you were also briefly involved

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Spoiler

something here so I can upvote

SpartanBrigade
Tung Tung Tung Sahur

ChipsAHoid

“HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I TAUGHT YOU“

SpartanBrigade
Skibidi 

ChipsAHoid

”I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG BUT I WARNED YOU

AND YOU FAILED THE TEST

SO NOW I’M GONE

THIS WAY, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT YOUR PLACE IS

THIS WAY, YOU CAN’T CROSS THE LINE

THIS WAY, WHEN ALL IS OVER YOU’LL KEEP YOURS AND I’LL KEEP MINE!

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T DISAPPOINT ME

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T WASTE MY TIME

THIS WAY, I’LL CLOSE THE DOOR CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE”

mippo
I see how it is, you sigma rizzler

ChipsAHoid

“That’s just like you

Why should I be surprised

Selfish and prideful and vain”

SpartanBrigade
You’re so fanum tax

ChipsAHoid

”I’ll remind you, that I saw you as a friend

But now we’re done”

SpartanBrigade
Oh bro that’s so Ohio of you

ChipsAHoid

“THIS WAY, YOU’RE OUT OF MY HEAD NOW

THIS WAY, YOU WON’T PLAGUE MY LIFE

THIS WAY, WHEN ALL IS DONE YOU’RE OUT OF SIGHT AND OUT OF MIND”

SpartanBrigade
Skibidi dop dop dop

ChipsAHoid

“One day, you’ll hear what I’m saying

One day, you might understand

One day, but not today 

For after all you’re just a man”

SpartanBrigade
Tung Tung Tung Sahur

ChipsAHoid

“THIS DAY, YOU SERVER YOUR OWN HEAD

THIS DAY, YOU CUT THE LIIIINE

THIS DAY, YOU LOST IT ALL CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE

THIS IS MY GOODBYE

CONSIDER THIS AS MY GOODBYE

THIS IS MY GOODBYEEEE”

SpartanBrigade
Wh-where am I?
What happened?

ChipsAHoid

“What have you done (When does a ripple become a tidal wave)”

”WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MOOOOOONSTER”

There

Edited August 22, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

This
This didn't happen
This is fake news
This is libel

[Vielence She/Her]

6 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

This
This didn't happen
This is fake news
This is libel

Yes it did. I was there I believe. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ChipsAHoid:

Here, have a cookie-There's no spike, I swear.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

49 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

ChipsAHoid:

Here, have a cookie-There's no spike, I swear.

 I forget where I said that

I rember saying it but not where 

“I quickly shove the squid treats in my mouth.”

- @Ashkaloda

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

 I forget where I said that

I rember saying it but not where 

“I quickly shove the squid treats in my mouth.”

- @Ashkaloda

You offered me the cookie in BFtS. Which I promptly ate, and learned it did in fact have spikes. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

58 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

You offered me the cookie in BFtS. Which I promptly ate, and learned it did in fact have spikes. 

Oh yeahhhhh

I’ve said similar things in a lot of places

[Keke They/he]

On 8/21/2025 at 6:30 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

…oh that explains it lol

GUYS THEY GOT SPARTAN NOOOOOOO

@SpartanBrigade: Erm, what the sigma

Skibidi

@mippo: I see how it is, you sigma rizzler

@SpartanBrigade: You’re so fanum tax

Oh bro that’s so Ohio of you

Skibidi dop dop dop

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

————

Guys the Infection is spreading! Where’s the pesticide?

How much rat poison do we have on hand?

GEUH WHAT THE HECK!??!?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS GOING TO JUST BAWL STAUPPPPP

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 hours ago, Hawks said:

GEUH WHAT THE HECK!??!?!?!?!?!?! THIS IS GOING TO JUST BAWL STAUPPPPP

I’m sorryyyyyyyyy

“Skibidi sigma Ohio” - @mippo

[Keke They/he]

28 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I’m sorryyyyyyyyy

“Skibidi sigma Ohio” - @mippo

STAWPPPP

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I’m sorryyyyyyyyy

“Skibidi sigma Ohio” - @mippo

…

”Throw their bodies back in the water. Let them drown”

”Kill them aaaaaaall”

[Keke They/he]

19 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…

”Throw their bodies back in the water. Let them drown”

”Kill them aaaaaaall”

YeAUh

 

“Or ya know, stop murdering people.”

shun the non believer

SHUUUN SHUUUUN

@Ashkaloda

Edited August 26, 2025 by Hawks