Sharder One-Liners

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"I think I got a lemonade hangover." - @Edema Rue

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“I cut out his heart!! It’s delicious! Especially covered in ice cream!” - Little brother (it’s his 8th birthday!)

”Ahhh yes, I absolutelyadore vital organs covered in ice cream!” - Me. In my brain.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"I wouldn't touch that guy with a ten foot pole. To be fair though, I wouldn't touch anyone with a ten foot pole, so interpret that however you want."

 

DON'T STEAL THAT ONE I'M GOING TO USE IT FOR A BOOK

[Experience he/him]

5 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I've been there

Except for the thinking, I would never do that.

[Through the Living Hope]

*whispering* I have no futurreeeee

-Me

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"I think I was a watermelon in another life." - My dad at dinner last night, eating watermelon.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

“I’m a sthexy thark!! Mmm mmm mmmm!!” ~ @SmilingPanda19

 

" IM A SNAIL!!!!" ~ @Edema Rue

Edited May 29, 2024 by Anguished_One
2nd quote :}

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"'Hey Dad, do you know what hot pockets are used for?' 'Aside from painting the toilet, they are used to re-grow chins.'" ~ My older brother 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Me: “GAH, MY KNEES!”

(I walked 8+ Miles at Dreamhack today)

My Uncle: “Alright, Old Man!”

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

“ I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.” - @Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Anguished_One said:

“ I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.” - @Through The Living Glass

I just read this one!!

RUNNING AND SCREAMING IS A PRODUCTIVE THING PEOPLE IN SOCIETY DO!!! - @Ancient Elantrian

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

“ I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.” - @Through The Living Glass

I STAND BY THAT STATEMENT.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

12 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I just read this one!!

RUNNING AND SCREAMING IS A PRODUCTIVE THING PEOPLE IN SOCIETY DO!!! - @Ancient Elantrian

It is!

[Through the Living Hope]

12 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I just read this one!!

RUNNING AND SCREAMING IS A PRODUCTIVE THING PEOPLE IN SOCIETY DO!!! - @Ancient Elantrian

How dare you beat me in putting this here. *mutters* Idea stealer

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

It is!

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

How dare you beat me in putting this here. *mutters* Idea stealer

 

Hehehehe

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"BEHOLD: MY HAND!"

-Rye

https://www.17thshard.com/profile/61002-bluewildrye/?status=33763&type=status

Edited June 4, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Suffering is not a bad thing. - @BlueWildRye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

45 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Suffering is not a bad thing. - @BlueWildRye

Yyyyyyeah but it was more like

@Vyzkel Willbender - "Are they supposed to scream?"

@BlueWildRye - "Suffering is not a bad thing."

in succession.

Edited June 8, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yyyyyyeah but it was more like

@Vyzkel Willbender - "Are they supposed to scream?"

@BlueWildRye - "Suffering is not a bad thing."

Let’s just… leave out that part

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Let’s just… leave out that part

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Surprising her [her being Veil] with iced coffee is my favorite sport” - @Anguished_One

 

“Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a half-Shin half Azish ex-ardent Edgedancer turned to Odium but then redeemed and reformed as a Stoneward who lives in Shadesmar to build...“ - Argent

Edited June 8, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Did anybody get this yet?

 

"Why have problems when you can use drugs!" ~ @Vyzkel Willbender

[Edema Rue she/her]

snort the aloe vera!

@Cash67

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

snort the aloe vera!

@Cash67

You forgot a word or two… but I’ll allow it

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

You forgot a word or two… but I’ll allow it

One word, and I took it off the front, so technically it means the same thing because of science

mark rober taught me that