Silly questions with Koloss17, the part of the shard where Koloss17 comes out and asks a silly question

[Koloss17 She/They]

Hello fellow beings of the shard! I have been told that I should put these things on a forum, so I shall.

this is a place where I ask ridiculous questions I asked to newcomers of the shard to the general public, because everyone should get a chance to answer them.

since this is my the first time, I shall put two.

1. If you were to put a nunchuck wielding nun anywhere in the cosmere and have it gain something from that planet’s magic system, which planet would you put it on?

2. Which of Brando Sando’s books do you think would be more interesting if it had a house containing a little girl that fell and crushed a witch in it?

Edited November 9, 2020 by Koloss17

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I love the Veggie Tales reference. That is my childhood.

WE ARE THE PIIIRAATES WHO DONT DO ANYTHING, WE JUST STAY HOME AND LIE AROUND. AND IF YOU ASK US TO DO ANYTHING WE WILL TELL YOU we don’t do anything.

 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1. Taldain

2. shadows for silence in the forests of heck

Edit: in response to ghanderflaffle, my younger sibling has been watching it recently and BOY has is changed.

Edited November 9, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Great title.

1. I want the nun to be a skybreaker.
2. Crush the lord ruler with a house!

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

12 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

1. If you were to put a nunchuck wielding nun anywhere in the cosmere and have it gain something from that planet’s magic system, which planet would you put it on?

Um, Warbreaker. Just seems like the most religious planet.
 

 

13 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

2. Which of Brando Sando’s books do you think would be more interesting if it had a house containing a little girl that fell and crushed a witch in it?

Roshar.

[Koloss17 She/They]

y’all are so good at explaining why you chose what you chose.

29 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Great title.

1. I want the nun to be a skybreaker.
2. Crush the lord ruler with a house!

Are you implying the lord ruler is a witch? That’s the funniest crem I have heard today.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1 minute ago, Koloss17 said:

y’all are so good at explaining why you chose what you chose.

Are you implying the lord ruler is a witch? That’s the funniest crem I have heard today.

I did not realize I was supposed to explain them... I will from now on.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

4 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

y’all are so good at explaining why you chose what you chose.

Are you implying the lord ruler is a witch? That’s the funniest crem I have heard today.

I wasn't implying that at first but I am now.

[Koloss17 She/They]

14 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

I did not realize I was supposed to explain them... I will from now on.

Heh. I just like to know your motives for choosing such responses. Also did you change your profile pic?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

uh, yes. @Ghanderflaffle healed me. But uh... It killed her in the process.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Koloss17 said:

1. If you were to put a nunchuck wielding nun anywhere in the cosmere and have it gain something from that planet’s magic system, which planet would you put it on?

2. Which of Brando Sando’s books do you think would be more interesting if it had a house containing a little girl that fell and crushed a witch in it?

My first thought was Nalthis, I'm not sure why.

Stormlight Archive.

Does everyone have a water buffalo?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1 minute ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Does everyone have a water buffalo

mine is pink

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

5 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

uh, yes. @Ghanderflaffle healed me. But uh... It killed her in the process.

And I was then revived against to praise the Almighty for the change.

[Koloss17 She/They]

New one! 
 

Which world do you think would be the most interesting to force at least part of it to be communist?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Endownment makes the most sense, but personally I think it would be funniest to have a Odium Commie. (Spread the pain out evenly... No, wait, scratch that. Give it all to me)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

4 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

New one! 
 

Which world do you think would be the most interesting to force at least part of it to be communist?

um... I think it would be pretty cool to have a communist place in roshar since many of the people in vorin places are all about what you can do and what glory you can obtain and all about self improvement and having a communist place would be a nice contrast. Lopen the commie!

[Koloss17 She/They]

24 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

um... I think it would be pretty cool to have a communist place in roshar since many of the people in vorin places are all about what you can do and what glory you can obtain and all about self improvement and having a communist place would be a nice contrast. Lopen the commie!

I was going with Roshar too! Again, I’d give ya rep if I could, but rep cap exists.

[StealthPrincess she/her]

15 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

New one! 
 

Which world do you think would be the most interesting to force at least part of it to be communist?

If we're talking about forcing... I'd love to see the Alethi be forced into communism 

Imagine the fighting 

[Koloss17 She/They]

1 hour ago, StealthPrincess said:

If we're talking about forcing... I'd love to see the Alethi be forced into communism 

Imagine the fighting 

Oh nooooo. The thrill. Nooo.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

38 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

Oh nooooo. The thrill. Nooo.

Young Dalinar: I do the almighty's work. I give the people's thrill to other's who wouldn't receive it otherwise.

[Koloss17 She/They]

If you were to give one character the boon of having cool dragon wings, but with the curse of only being able to chirp, which character would it be (and why)?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Some random cremling...

no reason

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

If you were to give one character the boon of having cool dragon wings, but with the curse of only being able to chirp, which character would it be (and why)?

Kelsier. He’d just be so mad that he couldn’t talk and he’d start yelling about it, and it would be hilarious to see an angry Kelsier flapping around and making these chirping noises. Of course, I would probably have a coin in my brain in a few minutes...

[CosmereComrade he/him]

3 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

If you were to give one character the boon of having cool dragon wings, but with the curse of only being able to chirp, which character would it be (and why)?

Straff Venture.

1. Because I hate him

2. Because he's so serious and arrogant that it would make him *really* mad, and I deem think that'd be fun

[StealthPrincess she/her]

4 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

If you were to give one character the boon of having cool dragon wings, but with the curse of only being able to chirp, which character would it be (and why)?

Vasher 

I just want to see if commands work in other languages