Silly questions with Koloss17, the part of the shard where Koloss17 comes out and asks a silly question

[Koloss17 She/They]

9 minutes ago, StealthPrincess said:

Vasher 

I just want to see if commands work in other languages 

Wait they probably would. I didn’t think about that. Huh.

[+Doomstick he/him]

21 minutes ago, StealthPrincess said:

Vasher 

I just want to see if commands work in other languages 

Commands only work in one's native language, but manipulation of Connection could change that.

[Koloss17 She/They]

New one yay! 
if you were to make one character from the cosmere possess your favorite character, which character would do the possessing and why?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Hmm... I would have Lopen possess hoid. That would just be really funny.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Hmmm.... How about Hoid possesses Vasher.  There's opportunity for chaos there.

[Aspiring Writer]

10 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

If you were to give one character the boon of having cool dragon wings, but with the curse of only being able to chirp, which character would it be (and why)?

Syl. She'd be adorable and cool at the same time.

2 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

New one yay! 
if you were to make one character from the cosmere possess your favorite character, which character would do the possessing and why?

Elend and Daliner, because I really think Elened and the Stormfather would be a good match.

[StealthPrincess she/her]

8 hours ago, Chasmgoat said:

Hmm... I would have Lopen possess hoid. That would just be really funny.

Can someone write this fanfiction please

[Koloss17 She/They]

If you were to reform a world in the cosmere, which planet would you want to reform to include unicorns? (And why) ((you can also reform some other stuff about it, but it has to include unicorns))

tada! I almost made this one a good thoughtful question, but I had to stop myself and add unicorns.

Edited November 11, 2020 by Koloss17

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I would reform roshar to include unicorns except make the unicorns crab unicorn things.

I might also reform nalthis to have unicorns and make each unicorn have a divine breath from birth.

[Koloss17 She/They]

Okay! A more open one! If you were to make something in the sandoverse take exactly one week, what would you pick (for usefulness or chaos, your pick)?

Edited November 12, 2020 by Koloss17

[Aspiring Writer]

9 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

Okay! A more open one! If you were to make something in the sandoverse take exactly one week, what would you pick (for usefulness or chaos, your pick)?

A battle in Roshar. Love to see how that would work.

[Koloss17 She/They]

a three for one yaaaaaay!!! No need to answer all of them, but you can!

If you were to make the most ridiculous prediction for rhythm of war (that does not elude to things that you have read in the preview chapters or Dawnshard) that might come true, what would you predict? (No need to say why)
 

 If you were to establish a university that has a course on the study of magical creatures and where to find them, but in Boy Scout form, which world of the sandoverse would you choose and how would it work?

which non-cosmere book would you want to Join the cosmere for the funzies for a year and what time period of the cosmere would it be in?

Edited November 12, 2020 by Koloss17

[StealthPrincess she/her]

1 hour ago, Koloss17 said:

a three for one yaaaaaay!!! No need to answer all of them, but you can!

If you were to make the most ridiculous prediction for rhythm of war (that does not elude to things that you have read in the preview chapters or Dawnshard) that might come true, what would you predict? (No need to say why)

My Kaladin x Jasnah ship

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

11 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

Okay! A more open one! If you were to make something in the sandoverse take exactly one week, what would you pick (for usefulness or chaos, your pick)?

WoR spoilers

Spoiler

The duel with Kaladin and Adolin

3 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

a three for one yaaaaaay!!! No need to answer all of them, but you can!

If you were to make the most ridiculous prediction for rhythm of war (that does not elude to things that you have read in the preview chapters or Dawnshard) that might come true, what would you predict? (No need to say why)
 

 If you were to establish a university that has a course on the study of magical creatures and where to find them, but in Boy Scout form, which world of the sandoverse would you choose and how would it work?

which non-cosmere book would you want to Join the cosmere for the funzies for a year and what time period of the cosmere would it be in?

1. Adolin reaches tenth heightening.
2. Roshar. I have no idea how it would work but it seems like it would be fun.
3. Foundation during mistborn era 4.

[Koloss17 She/They]

Ok there is a new sharder spree, so here’s one more!
 

if you could make the most ridiculous gun in all the cosmere, how would it be made?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

9 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

Ok there is a new sharder spree, so here’s one more!
 

if you could make the most ridiculous gun in all the cosmere, how would it be made?

With shardforks. Duh.

[Koloss17 She/They]

New one inspired be TABS unit creator and bread boys!

If you were to defeat a holy glock that is awakened with the command “destroy heresy,” how in the cosmere would you do it?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

With a holy hand grenade awakened with the command "explode on the count of 3, no more, no less"

[Aspiring Writer]

59 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

With a holy hand grenade awakened with the command "explode on the count of 3, no more, no less"

... Yes.

That or with a stake awakened with the command "You are a stick' and see the power flow.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

10 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

New one inspired be TABS unit creator and bread boys!

If you were to defeat a holy glock that is awakened with the command “destroy heresy,” how in the cosmere would you do it?

With holy water awakened with the command baptize people.

[Koloss17 She/They]

43 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

With holy water awakened with the command baptize people.

Yeah, that would be my go-to, but I don’t know if water would jam a glock.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Koloss17 said:

Yeah, that would be my go-to, but I don’t know if water would jam a glock.

Then holy awakened syrup. That might be sticky enough.

[Koloss17 She/They]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

Then holy awakened syrup. That might be sticky enough.

That would probably do it.

RISE OF THE CANADIANS

[Koloss17 She/They]

Animals!

if you were to befriend an animal in the sandoverse (any of the worlds in his books) in the strangest way, how would you do it?

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I would befriend an Aviar by doing a back somersault through a flaming hula-hoop while whistling "God bless America".