theTruthshaper Posted September 11, 2020 Posted September 11, 2020 "I HAVE SENT YOU A POTION OF RESURRECTION AND A CHARM OF CALM. POUR THE RESURRECTION POTION OVER HER GRAVE. IF SHE IS STILL ANGRY AFTER BEING REVIVED, THROW THE CHARM OF CALM TOWARDS HER"
Scarletfox Posted September 11, 2020 Author Posted September 11, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: "I HAVE SENT YOU A POTION OF RESURRECTION AND A CHARM OF CALM. POUR THE RESURRECTION POTION OVER HER GRAVE. IF SHE IS STILL ANGRY AFTER BEING REVIVED, THROW THE CHARM OF CALM TOWARDS HER" "Yes, sir. We will try this now." *studio assistant* "Aight, here we go." sppppphhhhhhhhhhh (liquid pouring on dirt) Grawara, GRAWARAEAAAAAAA!!!! GRAAAW- ble-eh-hee-heh! *studio assistant* "A llama???" BLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! *studio assistant* "EEP! Still dangerous!!! Here, take that!!" fump (sound of charm hitting a llama, I can't think of a better word) BEHEHEHEHEHE! Blehehehehe. ble-hehehe...... "Congratulations! You're plan worked! Unfortunately, I believe you may have left some extract of llama in that resurrection potion. Our next patient is a woman who has been turned into a llama. Do we have any callers?" Edited September 11, 2020 by Scarletfox
Scarletfox Posted September 11, 2020 Author Posted September 11, 2020 7 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?"
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted September 12, 2020 Posted September 12, 2020 “Uh. . . This is. . . Um. . . I’m Bob. I think? I don’t know. You can call me. . . Uh. . . Bob smith Jeff. Or just bob. Yeah, that. Just bob.”
Scarletfox Posted September 15, 2020 Author Posted September 15, 2020 On 9/11/2020 at 7:31 PM, Bearer of all agonies said: “Uh. . . This is. . . Um. . . I’m Bob. I think? I don’t know. You can call me. . . Uh. . . Bob smith Jeff. Or just bob. Yeah, that. Just bob.” Quote . Really? I will not type that out every. single. time. "Welcome to the show, Mr. Uh. . . This is. . . Um. . . I’m Bob. I think? I don’t know. You can call me. . . Uh. . . Bob smith Jeff. Or just bob. Yeah, that. Just bob! What solution do you propose?"
Enter a username Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 (edited) QuoteYou could copy/paste instead! @Bearer of all agonies Edited September 15, 2020 by Enter a username
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 *beep beep beep beep* "What a shame! It looks like Mr. Uh. . . This is. . . Um. . . I’m Bob. I think? I don’t know. You can call me. . . Uh. . . Bob smith Jeff. Or just bob. Yeah, that. Just bob just got mysteriously disconnected! Ah snap. Do we have any other callers?"
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Enter a username said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?"
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 "Welcome to the show, Fi! What solution do you propose?"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Enter a username said: Fi Quote FI!!!!!!!!
Enter a username Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 Master, the batteries in your Wii remote are nearly depleted.
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) 58 minutes ago, Enter a username said: Master, the batteries in your Wii remote are nearly depleted. "Um, well, uh, how exactly will that help the lady who has been turned into a llama?" Edited September 16, 2020 by Scarletfox
Enter a username Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 It is critical that you replace the batteries in your Wii remote. After that, use Regrowth on her.
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Enter a username said: It is critical that you replace the batteries in your Wii remote. After that, use Regrowth on her. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific." Quote I'm afraid I have not gotten the reference quite yet. Sorry to be a wet blanket...
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Scarletfox said: I'm afraid I have not gotten the reference quite yet. Sorry to be a wet blanket... Quote It's a Legend of Zelda thing. Don't worry too much about it.
Enter a username Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 Quote Skyward Sword specifically.
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 Just now, DramaQueen said: 1234567890 "May I ask who's calling?"
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Scarletfox said: "May I ask who's calling?" "Yes, you may."
Scarletfox Posted September 16, 2020 Author Posted September 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: "Yes, you may." "Welcome to the show, yes you may! What solution do you propose to help the woman who was turned into a llama?
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Scarletfox said: "Welcome to the show, yes you may! What solution do you propose to help the woman who was turned into a llama? "I-that's not my...never mind. Obviously, you'll need to convince her that she was initially an emperor named Kuzco, then send her to the house of a villager whom she is convinced that she told that she would get rid of his village, then send them on an adventure involving crocodiles, squirrels, waterfalls, restaurants, and wrong levers!"
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: "I-that's not my...never mind. Obviously, you'll need to convince her that she was initially an emperor named Kuzco, then send her to the house of a villager whom she is convinced that she told that she would get rid of his village, then send them on an adventure involving crocodiles, squirrels, waterfalls, restaurants, and wrong levers!" "But why would they even have that lever?" (Gonna godmod Fox for a second...) "Get out! You're just an intern!" 1
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