the fellowship of the thing The Mishmash Inn (Retired)

[Turtle they/them]

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How much more jibberish do you guys need for coffee? Does the machine run on gibberish?

@Vapor

Edited August 20, 2020 by turtle

[Vapor she/her]

'Sihpiu ghonk Pkoh!'

[Negative_Null They/Them]

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Yeah, pretty much

 

[Vapor she/her]

The egg and coffee finish and Vapor whips up a breakfast sandwich. "Here you go!" she says, handing over the food.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran starts playing The Election of 1800 from Hamilton on the hotel radio. This is definitely not a self-plug to get everyone to vote for him for the Leader of the Hegomony of the World.

[Enter a username]

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Fadran is running for... Leader of the Hegemony of the World? What’s that?

 

[Turtle they/them]

“Thanks!” Evrena Said, taking a bite of her sandwich “can i be a cook here? I’ve got some recipes.”

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GIBBERISH 

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I’m not sure either. Vote for someone on there I suppose.

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2020 by turtle

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Fadran is running for... Leader of the Hegemony of the World? What’s that?

 

2 minutes ago, turtle said:

I’m not sure either. Vote for someone on there I suppose.

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Spoiler

 

 

 

[Turtle they/them]

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Yup. Can I be a cook?

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, turtle said:

Yup. Can I be a cook?

"You!" Fadran says, pointing at Evrena. "You wanna be a cook? Be a cook!"

[Turtle they/them]

“I get paid, right?”

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, turtle said:

“I get paid, right?”

"Yep! 5 MM an hour."

[Turtle they/them]

“K then. What should I cook and is it possible for me to get a raise?”

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I might go soon.

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, turtle said:

“K then. What should I cook and is it possible for me to get a raise?”

"Cook anything you want. If someone asks for something, cook that instead. You get raises if you get promoted."

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Alright.

 

[Vapor she/her]

"Can I be promoted?" Vapor asks, grinning

[KyL]

14 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"Can I be promoted?" Vapor asks, grinning

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 n. o.        (that means no) prumoshins are urned, you weeb.

I'm joking by the way, Just feeling... playful. (I don't actually know how the system works)

Edited August 20, 2020 by KyL

[Channelknight Fadran]

16 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"Can I be promoted?" Vapor asks, grinning

"Yep."

[KyL]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Yep."

OH OH

looks like I was wrong, yet again

I assume that that's the life of a sewer urchin

[Vapor she/her]

"I can't believe that worked!" Vapor says.

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"I can't believe that worked!" Vapor says.

"You can choose any Level 2 or lower job. If you want, you can be the Head Chef."

[Vapor she/her]

"Yeah, sure!"

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

"Yeah, sure!"

"Alright. Then I'm going to have to add that to the list of professions here, and I'll have to run it through to the Boss... oh wait! He has the same author as I. It's good. Alright, you're hired. Get cheffing!"

[Vapor she/her]

Vapor stares around. "Welp, I've got a new job."

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"It was nice having you here"

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Vapor stares around. "Welp, I've got a new job."

"Which means you must know the secrets of the Kitchen."

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Warning! This has spoilers for the Secrets of the Kitchen. Looking at them is against the rules and your better judgement!

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No peeking!

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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The Kitchen:

• The Spice Cabinet: In the Spice Cabinet, there's a Tier 2 Secret passageway that leads to an alchemy shop.