Boys. Not ONLY boys, but... Boys.

[Scout_Fox he/him]

20 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

36 minutes ago, Scout_Fox said:

Ms. Condensation can I brung my jwuice bwox and stuffered animals to the rainbow cwarpet? Story time can be scawy sometimers. If so is much readies

THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE A YELLOW-BELLIED WIMP, SCOUTSA! Negative_Null's got'sa tale for all them broskie dude mans, and I don't wantcha pathetic wimpers bouncin' the mood, y'hear?!?

Yes sir, Channelknight Fadran sir! I shall take all juice boxes and stuffed animals and throw them away at once. I will also ban the use of rainbow carpets as per your request and mandate that all citizens use broski-dude-man at least 3 times per sentence broski-dude-man, broski-dude-man (just a tad inconvenient now that I think about it).

 

9 minutes ago, Vapor said:

22 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Edit: I was right. Only girls are legally allowed to be hot:

gee, thanks

The reaction LMAO. Vapor is obviously highly impressed here I think this is a win

[Channelknight Fadran]

14 minutes ago, Vapor said:

gee, thanks

You forgot the "Aww, that's so kind of you, Fadran, triple heart emoji thing! (). Y'know, I've known several hot guys in my life: Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth, and Will Smith!"

[Vapor she/her]

Aww, that's so kind of you, Fadran, triple heart emoji thing! (). Y'know, I've known several hot guys in my life: Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth, and Will Smith!

There

[Negative_Null They/Them]

You didn't even quote him, you actually put in the effort to type it all out. I'm impressed

anyway, it's not that exciting. The people I was going with just would not stop saying "homie" and "bro". We also got a security officer to chase us out of the parking lot and got kicked out of a Party City for fighting with all their weapons.

[Scout_Fox he/him]

6 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

anyway, it's not that exciting. The people I was going with just would not stop saying "homie" and "bro". We also got a security officer to chase us out of the parking lot and got kicked out of a Party City for fighting with all their weapons.

Bro they wouldn't stop saying "homie" and "bro" that's nuts homie and I can't believe you got chased out by a security officer bro he was def not one of the homies. Bro were you scared while you were running or were you and the homies like nah man this bro is old we can run laps around this guy, bro. And fighting homie, man bro you know better than that bro like come on homie don't do me like that bro like no fighting with your homies #1 rule c'mon bro you know this stuff remember homie we went over this. Hey anyway bro glad you at least got a good story out of it homie and that it all worked out bro

 

Edit: sorry I had to lol...

Edited August 12, 2020 by Scout_Fox

[Negative_Null They/Them]

That's pretty much what the whole night sounded like  

[Scout_Fox he/him]

Just now, Negative_Null said:

That's pretty much what the whole night sounded like  

Lol I've got a couple of friends exactly like that I know the feeling

[Channelknight Fadran]

22 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Aww, that's so kind of you, Fadran, triple heart emoji thing! (). Y'know, I've known several hot guys in my life: Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth, and Will Smith!

There

You got me actually chuckling.

[Vapor she/her]

I just copied and pasted

[Scout_Fox he/him]

3 minutes ago, Vapor said:

I just copied and pasted

[Vapor she/her]

[bruh she/her]

On 8/10/2020 at 3:33 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Edit: How could I forget? BRUH. It can’t be used enough. Except not really as a name. Well, kinda. Say it whenever your exasperated, shocked, or sympathetic. That doesn’t make sense. But I try.

“Bruh, you serious?”

“That’s a bruh moment.”

“Sorry bruh.”

lol

[Condensation she/her]

Fadran, that literally made my day. You're so awesome!

Aww, that's so kind of you, Fadran, triple heart emoji thing! (). Y'know, I've known several hot guys in my life: Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth, Channelknight Fadran, and Will Smith!

Yes, I did just type that out.

1 hour ago, Scout_Fox said:

Ms. Condensation can I brung my jwuice bwox and stuffered animals to the rainbow cwarpet? Story time can be scawy sometimers. If so is much readies

Yes, but only if you promise to be quiet while Negati-- Oh wait, he's already done. Okay everyone, it's time for . . . uh . . . art! Today we're making paper-mache globes that are geographically accurate!

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Okay everyone, it's time for . . . uh . . . art! Today we're making paper-mache globes that are geographically accurate!

Do you seriously think that's what males do in their spare time?

[FriarFritz]

I think this thread has become preschool

[Condensation she/her]

No, we're at preschool now.

All right, everyone, it's time to practice flirting with girls!

How's that? I think most of the boys I know could use it.(not including you guys of course)

New topic!

Ninja'd

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

No, we're at preschool now.

All right, everyone, it's time to practice flirting with girls!

*Raises hand* can I go first?

[bruh she/her]

psshhh go ahead

[Scout_Fox he/him]

 

 

20 minutes ago, bruh said:

On 8/10/2020 at 2:33 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Except not really as a name. Well, kinda.

lol

You are the chosen one...

 

6 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Fadran, that literally made my day. You're so awesome!

Aww, that's so kind of you, Fadran, triple heart emoji thing! (). Y'know, I've known several hot guys in my life: Tom Holland, Chris Hemsworth, Channelknight Fadran, and Will Smith!

 

9 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes, but only if you promise to be quiet while Negati-- Oh wait, he's already done. Okay everyone, it's time for . . . uh . . . art! Today we're making paper-mache globes that are geographically accurate!

You always hab the bes schul projecks Ms. Condensation! I is much readies now. My globe be gwait!

 

1 minute ago, FriarFritz said:

I think this thread has become preschool

I think all boy conversations eventually get back to this level despite best efforts towards the opposite lols

[Channelknight Fadran]

*Clears throat*

"As much as I love math class, the only number I really want is yours."

That's a pickup line, not flirting. Hmm... I need a target. Who should I flirt with?

[bruh she/her]

Man i love pickup lines. 

You should flirt with..... Condensation

 

edit: unless she's gone

edit again: or not because I wouldn't want anyone to flirt with me

Edited August 12, 2020 by bruh

[Condensation she/her]

Yes, I'm here, and I guess you can flirt with me if you really want to

[Channelknight Fadran]

@Condensation. Time to flirt with you (I guess).

Scud, I don't have context.

Ooh! I'll use cosmere stuff as context!

 

Condensation: Man, I wish I was pretty like Syl.

Me: Hm? Oh, I agree. You're definitely better-looking.

Condensation: Are you... flirting?

Me: No. Yes. I, uh... *breaks down because I can't improvise*

 

That's usually how it goes. How can I improve?

[FriarFritz]

Behold! Boys can also be hot!

[Condensation she/her]

*clap clap clap* 

Well, in my opinion, when the other person says that, then you can say, "Sure, Syl's pretty. But you're beautiful." "Wait. Are you flirting?" "Um . . . maybe  " but not really. At that point, you wink at them, compliment something about them that day, then saunter off.

Condensation: I've been reading books by Brandon Sanderson, like you told me to. I really like them.

Answer!