Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[AonEne he/him]

Kiss Cultivation, marry Frost (seems like a steady guy), kill Xixis 

Arturo, Nedd, Bim

[Wasing the want of this]

kiss Nedd, marry Bim, and kill Arturo 

Alanik, Melaan, Allrianne

[Keke They/he]

On 10/18/2025 at 11:24 PM, Wasing the want of this said:

kiss Nedd, marry Bim, and kill Arturo 

Alanik, Melaan, Allrianne

Uuhhh dunno much about any of those so im geussing

kiss melaan marry alanik kill allrianne

 

wayne, hoid, lopen

Edited October 20, 2025 by Hawks

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

Uuhhh dunno much about any of those so im geussing

kiss melaan marry alanik kill allrianne

 

wayne, hoid, lopen

This is gonna be controversial. 

Kiss Hoid, marry Lopen, kill Wayne

 

Ham, Jasnah, Nikaro

[___ He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

This is gonna be controversial. 

Kiss Hoid, marry Lopen, kill Wayne

 

Ham, Jasnah, Nikaro

Kiss Jasnah, marry Ham, kill Nikaro

 

Sarene, Steris, Blushweaver

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Kiss steris, Marry Sarene, and (oh god i guess i have to) kill blushweaver

Wayne, Odium, Cultivation

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Kiss Wayne, marry Cultivation, kill Odium.

Spoiler

Not a great fan of either tbf; Wayne kinda gets on my nerves at times, and the other two uuuh I don't trust them  at all

But there are still some I'd rather kiss than others

Kaladin, Kalak, Kalad (aka Vasher)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

6 hours ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Kiss Wayne, marry Cultivation, kill Odium.

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Not a great fan of either tbf; Wayne kinda gets on my nerves at times, and the other two uuuh I don't trust them  at all

But there are still some I'd rather kiss than others

Kaladin, Kalak, Kalad (aka Vasher)

Kill Vasher, kiss Kalak, marry Kaladin

Ba-Ado-Mishram, Re-Shephir, Sja-Anat

[al_lan_mandragoran]

Kiss Ba-Ado-Mishram, kill Re-Shephir, Marry Sja-Anat

Spoiler

idk, this is a wierd game

Sylphrena, Phenandora, Teft

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

On 10/21/2025 at 2:29 AM, al_lan_mandragoran said:

Kiss Ba-Ado-Mishram, kill Re-Shephir, Marry Sja-Anat

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idk, this is a wierd game

Sylphrena, Phenandora, Teft

Kiss Phendorana, marry Sylphrena, kill Teft. Again. Sorry Teft.

 

Teft, Tien, Leshwi.

[al_lan_mandragoran]

Kiss Tien, Marry Leshwi, Kill Teft.

(I don't really feel like kissing a greybeard)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Marry Tien Kiss Teft Kill Leshwi

Lift Shallan Steris

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

On 10/29/2025 at 3:38 PM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Marry Tien Kiss Teft Kill Leshwi

Lift Shallan Steris

Marry Lift, kiss Steris, kill shallan.

 

Sureblood, Gallant, Lift's Aviar

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Those are animals

Honorspren, Cultivationspren, Highspren

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Those are animals

Honorspren, Cultivationspren, Highspren

Kiss Cultivationspren, Marry Honorspren, Kill Highspren.

M***h, Rashek, Rayse

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, mippo said:

Kiss Cultivationspren, Marry Honorspren, Kill Highspren.

M***h, Rashek, Rayse

Easy

Kiss Moash, kill Rayse, marry Rashek

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I just realized I forgot to put a new trio
Woops

Scadrial, Nalthis, Roshar

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I just realized I forgot to put a new trio
Woops

Scadrial, Nalthis, Roshar

Slay the double-poster!

Kiss Roshar, Marry Scadrial, Kill Nalthis

Preservation, Honor, Cultivation

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Slay the double-poster!

Kiss Roshar, Marry Scadrial, Kill Nalthis

Preservation, Honor, Cultivation

Shhh

Kiss Preservation, Marry Cultivation, Kill Honor

Kaladin, Kelsier, Kalak

[Wasing the want of this]

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Kaladin, Kill Kalalk

 

Doug, Doug, Doug or Huck, Ulaam, a nightmare

Edited November 4, 2025 by Wasing the want of this

[Keke They/he]

27 minutes ago, Wasing the want of this said:

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Kaladin, Kill Kalalk

 

Doug, Doug, Doug or Huck, Ulaam, a nightmare

Kiss yuck marry ulaam i love him sm and kill a nightmare.

kiss Doug marry Doug kill Doug. (Yes i know that is a crazy opinion fight me on it Doug is the best and i hate Doug)

 

taln ash jezeriah 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Kiss yuck marry ulaam i love him sm and kill a nightmare.

kiss Doug marry Doug kill Doug. (Yes i know that is a crazy opinion fight me on it Doug is the best and i hate Doug)

 

taln ash jezeriah 

( @#1 Taln Fan you must answer )

(skip me)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I assume you meant Jezrien, @Hawks

Kiss Jezrien, Marry Taln, Kill Ash

 

[Keke They/he]

9 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I assume you meant Jezrien, @Hawks

Kiss Jezrien, Marry Taln, Kill Ash

 

You forgot to put 3 to kmk

[NerdSandwich she/her]

oh

Lyn Kaladin Chana