Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Experience he/him]

On 12/2/2020 at 11:08 AM, Ookla the Eternal said:

I, uh, definitely remembered that.

Alcatraz, bastille, kaz (because I'm pretty sure they don't have to be cosmere)

Kiss Kaz, Marry Bastille, Kill Alcatraz I guess

Mraize, Kelsier, and Dusk

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Shadowed said:

Kiss Kaz, Marry Bastille, Kill Alcatraz I guess

Mraize, Kelsier, and Dusk

Hmmm. 
Kiss Kelsier(then slap him), marry mraize(haha!) and kill dusk. 
 

KMK Vyre, Timbre, or Venli. 

[Flyingbooks]

100% kill Vyre (storm Moash), kiss Venli, marry Timbre

 

Rua, Wyndle, and Chiri-chiri.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

33 minutes ago, Flyingbooks42 said:

100% kill Vyre (storm Moash), kiss Venli, marry Timbre

 

Rua, Wyndle, and Chiri-chiri.

Dang. . . That’s tough. 
Kiss Wyndle, Mary Rua, Jill chiri chiri. 
KMK Tanavast, Wit, Cultivation. 

[Chiri-Chiri she/her]

Come on!!! I"m extremely cute!!!

You mean kiss Chiri Chiri, don't you??

Marry Wit, kiss Tanavast, kill Cultivation.

Lopen, Adolin, Eshonai

[Vogelsang he/him]

6 minutes ago, Chiri-Chiri said:

Come on!!! I"m extremely cute!!!

You mean kiss Chiri Chiri, don't you??

Marry Wit, kiss Tanavast, kill Cultivation.

Lopen, Adolin, Eshonai

Kiss Lopen, Marry Adolin (obviously), Kill Eshonai (sorry Eshonai, but my hand was forced...)

 

Wit from TWOK, Hoid from Shadows of Self, Hoid from Warbreaker

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

21 minutes ago, Chiri-Chiri said:

Come on!!! I"m extremely cute!!!

You mean kiss Chiri Chiri, don't you??

Marry Wit, kiss Tanavast, kill Cultivation.

Lopen, Adolin, Eshonai

Sorry. . .

[Mage he/him]

22 minutes ago, Vogelsang said:

Kiss Lopen, Marry Adolin (obviously), Kill Eshonai (sorry Eshonai, but my hand was forced...)

 

Wit from TWOK, Hoid from Shadows of Self, Hoid from Warbreaker

Kiss Hoid from SoS, Marry Hoid from Warbreaker, and Kill Wit. As funny as he is, I am sure that I would feel the same as the Alethi nobility.

Someone has probably already done this one, but KMK Veil, Radiant, Shallan

Edited December 8, 2020 by Mage

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

5 minutes ago, Mage said:

Kiss Hoid from SoS, Marry Hoid from Warbreaker, and Kill Wit. As funny as he is, I am sure that I would feel the same as the Alethi nobility.

Someone has probably already done this one, but KMK Veil, Radiant, Shallan

Kiss veil, Marry Radiant, kill Shallan 

KMK Jezrien, Taln, Shalash. 

[Vogelsang he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

Kiss veil, Marry Radiant, kill Shallan 

KMK Jezrien, Taln, Shalash. 

>:(

Take it back.

[HeyLookItz he/him]

On 12/8/2020 at 5:04 PM, Bearer of all agonies said:

Kiss veil, Marry Radiant, kill Shallan 

KMK Jezrien, Taln, Shalash. 

Kiss Shalash, marry Jezrien, kill Taln

Gotta kiss the literal herald of beauty, jezrien is trustworthy and honest, sorry taln I guess you die .

KMK odium ambition autonomy

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, HeyLookItz said:

Kiss Shalash, marry Jezrien, kill Taln

Gotta kiss the literal herald of beauty, jezrien is trustworthy and honest, sorry taln I guess you die .

KMK odium ambition autonomy

Noooooo! You have killed me! You better watch out, or you'll have my vengful spirit to deal with.

kiss autonomy, marry ambition, kill odium.

KMK Yelig-Nar, The Stormfather, The Nightwatcher.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

On 12/23/2020 at 10:45 PM, Bearer of all agonies said:

Noooooo! You have killed me! You better watch out, or you'll have my vengful spirit to deal with.

kiss autonomy, marry ambition, kill odium.

KMK Yelig-Nar, The Stormfather, The Nightwatcher.

Kiss the Nightwatcher, marry the Stormfather, kill Yelig-Nar

 

KMK brothers edition: Kiin, Marsh, Llarimar.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Scoot, marry Kiin, kill Marsh.

Sigzil, Dabbid, Teft.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Teft, marry Sigzil, kill Dabbid.

Vin, Shallan, Spensa.

[AonDoor he/him]

Kiss Spensa, marry Vin, and kill Shallan.

Elend, Shaor, and Galladon.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Galladon, marry Elend, kill Shaor.

Leras, Ati, Sazed.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Ati, marry Sazed, kill Leras.

Kaladin, Kelsier, Spook.

[Morningtide she/her]

Oooh hard! Kiss Kelsier, marry Spook, kill Kaladin

 

Raoden, Elend, Adolin

 

Edited December 23, 2021 by Ookla the Theoretical
Forgot the names for next time

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Elend, marry Adolin, kill Raoden.

Sja-Anat, Ba-Ado-Mishram, Re-Shephir

[AonEne he/him]

Kiss RS, marry SA, kill BAM. 

Marasi, Wax, Wayne 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Wayne, marry Marasi, kill Wax.

Megan, David, Mizzy.

[AonEne he/him]

Oooh, hard... 

Kiss Mizzy, marry Megan, kill David. Last two were really hard to decide! 

Lyn, Drehy, Skar 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Lyn, marry Skar, kill Drehy.

Denth, Tonk Fah, Bluefingers.

 

[Guest]

kiss Bluefingers, marry Denth. Kill Tonk Fah

(Does this have to be only Cosmere? I hope not cause im not gonna give cosmere options right now)

Locke Lamora, Kaz Brekker, Nikolai Lanstov

 

Edited December 26, 2021 by Elf