Certified Gay Disasters

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, The Silverlight Historian said:

*doesn't lock the doors except when out shopping or doing something else*

mmm

then again, I live in a safe neighbourhood in a safe country.

It's the Veggie Monster and the Meat Monster!

..okay

HAVE SOME CANDY

i was gonna say pork but changed it cuz i wnated to

 

GIRL

 

also guys i made rhis meme a while back while banned and:

Spoiler

some of my outfits are like rhat and i was confused like "where do i put my phone?"

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Actually i would prefer to use a pocketknife to jimmy off the screen in one piece, then slide it through the seal to unlatch it

crowbars leave so much evidence

bro i thought u were gonna say smth else..

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Girl said:

Windows

wait ong im a genius

windows? get it? xp, vista, 10/11

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Girl said:

..okay

HAVE SOME CANDY

i was gonna say pork but changed it cuz i wnated to

 

GIRL

 

also guys i made rhis meme a while back while banned and:

  Reveal hidden contents

some of my outfits are like rhat and i was confused like "where do i put my phone?"

my sisters incidentally get all my sweaters. because pockets

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Girl said:

..okay

HAVE SOME CANDY

i was gonna say pork but changed it cuz i wnated to

 

GIRL

 

also guys i made rhis meme a while back while banned and:

  Reveal hidden contents

some of my outfits are like rhat and i was confused like "where do i put my phone?"

bro i thought u were gonna say smth else..

Idk i literally did that to myself once after getting kicked out of the house all night… yes im fine

*shrugs in mens clothing*

 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Idk i literally did that to myself once after getting kicked out of the house all night… yes im fine

*shrugs in mens clothing*

 

...?

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Girl said:

ah, yes.

It's easy to break in, though.

Windows.

U seen Home Alone? Crowbars.

Hehe.

In fact they're probably already there.

Under your bed 

In your closet

Oh wait your not a kid

Nah jk that'd make me panik if i was having a panicattack or smth

I have a kit of supplies outside of my house in a location accessible only to me so that way when I have to run away from home they can't hurt me

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, The Silverlight Historian said:

my sisters incidentally get all my sweaters. because pockets

lol

Just now, Through The Living Skies said:

I have a kit of supplies outside of my house in a location accessible only to me so that way when I have to run away from home they can't hurt me

...

...run away from whom?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I BOUGHT A JACKET

IT IS TECHWEAR

IT HAS SO MANY POCKETS

I SOMETIMES WONDER

IF I

AM A POCKET

[Verdance he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Girl said:

...?

My jeans have like six pockets :3

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Skies said:

I have a kit of supplies outside of my house in a location accessible only to me so that way when I have to run away from home they can't hurt me

That’s a good idea. Can you give advice on what to stash and how to hide it? Like in all seriousness in case my dad legit loses it for real sometime in the future.

also i gave all my pocketknives to my mom so yall can stop worrying about me. Ill be fine if i get some sleep

Edited March 16 by Through The Living Grass

[Shatter He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Skies said:

I have a kit of supplies outside of my house in a location accessible only to me so that way when I have to run away from home they can't hurt me

I have a plan in case of nuclear war :3

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, The Silverlight Historian said:

I have a plan in case of nuclear war :3

i want one just for the funzies

that sounds fire tbh

no pun intended I just didn't wanna say sick cuz that can mean.. bad.. also

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

also i gave all my pocketknives to my mom so yall can stop worrying about me. Ill be fine if i get some sleep

i have one at my bedside :3

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

That’s a good idea. Can you give advice on what to stash and how to hide it? Like in all seriousness in case my dad legit loses it for real sometime in the future.

!!!

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Girl said:

i want one just for the funzies

that sounds fire tbh

no pun intended I just didn't wanna say sick cuz that can mean.. bad.. also

i have one at my bedside :3

!!!

Please don’t. Dont have one that close. 

didnt you see the status update last month? I sometimes provoke my dad to violence because im a rusting moron

[Shatter He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Please don’t. Dont have one that close. 

didnt you see the status update last month? I sometimes provoke my dad to violence because im a rusting moron

*hugs*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Please don’t. Dont have one that close. 

didnt you see the status update last month? I sometimes provoke my dad to violence because im a rusting moron

uwu

i never even think about it so it's fine. it's actually a little hard to reach from my bed so ya

also not that I'd ever use it for that

...

now that thought's in my head.

thanks a lot, Lily

 

also no i didn't see the SU or i did and forgot but that's not okay (on his part)

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Girl said:

uwu

i never even think about it so it's fine. it's actually a little hard to reach from my bed so ya

also not that I'd ever use it for that

...

now that thought's in my head.

thanks a lot, Lily

 

also no i didn't see the SU or i did and forgot but that's not okay (on his part)

aaaaa rust it why did i SAY that     q-p

its complicated its always complicated yt tou know what else isnt okay stealing your phone from your parents lying about it and cussing out your mom so i deserved it

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Grass said:

q-p

not sure if I've seen that one before..

interested 

@Hmmm lies you should get a profile banner

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

aaaaa rust it why did i SAY that     q-p

its complicated its always complicated yt tou know what else isnt okay stealing your phone from your parents lying about it and cussing out your mom so i deserved it

*hugs*

Dude

It doesn't matter what you did

It doesn't justify your parents being violent or abusive

Physically or emotionally

[Hmmm lies she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Girl said:

@Hmmm lies you should get a profile banner

Oh you're right, I totally should.

Hmmm... what should it be...

Eh I'll think of something

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Spartan said:

*hugs*

Dude

It doesn't matter what you did

It doesn't justify your parents being violent or abusive

Physically or emotionally

this

 

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Oh you're right, I totally should.

Hmmm... what should it be...

Eh I'll think of something

ANIMEEEEE

or deltarune

or celeste

or

or

 

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Oh you're right, I totally should.

Hmmm... what should it be...

Eh I'll think of something

Undertale :3

–

i cussed out my rusting mom, the only person who loves me more than my mom is rusting jesus and he died for me

my mom would too if she had the chance

[Aeoryi she/her]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

My jeans have like six pockets :3

That’s a good idea. Can you give advice on what to stash and how to hide it? Like in all seriousness in case my dad legit loses it for real sometime in the future.

also i gave all my pocketknives to my mom so yall can stop worrying about me. Ill be fine if i get some sleep

I have wellness tools in there including food, water, meds, flashlight and USB drive, I used to have a spare phone, cloth, cards, and more but honestly it's been a while since I've set it up.

And I only made it so that way my parents can't take away everything come the day it happens 

My lifeline is admittedly also for natural disasters and other kinds of catastrophes as it has a lot of useful things in that case but y'know a lot of people think it's paranoia

5 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Oh you're right, I totally should.

Hmmm... what should it be...

Eh I'll think of something

That one scene from the matrix where neo dodges the bullets

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Undertale :3

–

i cussed out my rusting mom, the only person who loves me more than my mom is rusting jesus and he died for me

my mom would too if she had the chance

That don't matter, violence is not okay.

I'm sure you still love her, and she you. We all make mistakes or get mad and say things we regret or don't mean, but you can apologize and talk about it if needed.

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Skies said:

I have wellness tools in there including food, water, meds, flashlight and USB drive, I used to have a spare phone, cloth, cards, and more but honestly it's been a while since I've set it up.

And I only made it so that way my parents can't take away everything come the day it happens 

My lifeline is admittedly also for natural disasters and other kinds of catastrophes as it has a lot of useful things in that case but y'know a lot of people think it's paranoia

That one scene from the matrix where neo dodges the bullets

honestly i feel you shouldn't feel the need to make one in the first place.. but i guess ... parents aren't always the best.

[Verdance he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Girl said:

That don't matter, violence is not okay.

I'm sure you still love her, and she you. We all make mistakes or get mad and say things we regret or don't mean, but you can apologize and talk about it if needed.

honestly i feel you shouldn't feel the need to make one in the first place.. but i guess ... parents aren't always the best.

This was a month ago and it’s resolved. im not in danger

the laziness leading to all the other things ive mentioned (minus the cursing or domestic violence) have been happening for years and years- i might be a good person for you all, but im so broken at home

 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

This was a month ago and it’s resolved. im not in danger

the laziness leading to all the other things ive mentioned (minus the cursing or domestic violence) have been happening for years and years- i might be a good person for you all, but im so broken at home

Laziness?

 

also

Spoiler

 

Edited March 16 by Through The Living Girl

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Girl said:

Laziness?

Procrastination and screen adiction to… an extreme, seroously harming my academics

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Through The Living Grass said:

Procrastination and screen adiction to… an extreme, seroously harming my academics

Ah..

 

Is it ongoing?

Oh is that why Q is there?

Has it improved?

yooo

Spoiler

 

1111