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[Hmmm lies she/her]

Greek mythology is a strange subject, because like, in canon, most Greek deities were horrible people, but in many depictions, they aren't. 

Although I am in love with the two Hades video games (Hades and Hades II), and the way they portray the gods. (Even if it contradicts canon a fair amount). (Also the attractive women in said games have nothing to do with my enjoyment of them.)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

...

Huh

How do I have the most posts in this topic

And not Hawks

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Greek mythology is a strange subject, because like, in canon, most Greek deities were horrible people, but in many depictions, they aren't. 

Although I am in love with the two Hades video games (Hades and Hades II), and the way they portray the gods. (Even if it contradicts canon a fair amount). (Also the attractive women in said games have nothing to do with my enjoyment of them.)

Yeah
Media has a tendency to depict people as a lot cleaner than they actually were
Fictional or real

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Yes

Or rather:

"They were...really close friends."

CLOSE FRIENDS, BESTIES, ROOMMATES, COLLEAGUES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERS

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

3 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Greek mythology is a strange subject, because like, in canon, most Greek deities were horrible people, but in many depictions, they aren't. 

Although I am in love with the two Hades video games (Hades and Hades II), and the way they portray the gods. (Even if it contradicts canon a fair amount). (Also the attractive women in said games have nothing to do with my enjoyment of them.)

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Yeah
Media has a tendency to depict people as a lot cleaner than they actually were
Fictional or real

Ya

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

CLOSE FRIENDS, BESTIES, ROOMMATES, COLLEAGUES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERS

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

Ya

Correction: history hates gay lovers

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

ACHILIES (was gay :3)

Someone genuinely tried to tell me he was straight

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Correction: history hates gay lovers

It’s a song. Called ‘history hates lovers’ it’s pretty fire

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Someone genuinely tried to tell me he was straight

That’s crazy. No. Mental. Have they not read the song of Achilles?

Edited November 21, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Me when the video game that wants the gods to be more or less likeable characters makes the gods do less atrocities.

 

Hera seems noticeably more chill, all the male gods are less... lustful, and all the gods are a bit kinder (except Ares lol, although he is a bit more calm and collected than in canon)

Demeter is the only one who seems to have not chilled out a bit. (Chilled out figuratively. She's actually chilled out literally quite a bit, owing to causing winter to happen because Persephone got kidnapped)

Speaking of which, despite many adaptations to the contrary, Hades and Persephone probably did not have a happy and nice relationship in canon.

I could never say anything bad about Aphrodite (real unbiased fact trust)

 

Still, I have to applaud this games accuracy when it comes to none messed-up stuff. There are many things I thought were inaccuracies, only to find out that they were based on some myth or another.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

16 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

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Huh

How do I have the most posts in this topic

And not Hawks

Cause you fight people a lot. And Hawks (somehow) is the smallest bit more on topic a lot of the time.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

36 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It’s a song. Called ‘history hates lovers’ it’s pretty fire

That’s crazy. No. Mental. Have they not read the song of Achilles?

I know

28 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Cause you fight people a lot. And Hawks (somehow) is the smallest bit more on topic a lot of the time.

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Shhh

[Vielence She/Her]

15 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Nahh, the Plate protects me from the explosiom

Umm, Plate is cool but I don’t know if it does that much. 
You at least are disoriented due to being exploded at close range. 

15 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This is true, but I can defend against Vie well enough to prevent that

HEY

even if it is true 

Tho I did blow us both up last time

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

whoa

five new pages

what'd I miss

Us attacking Kansas a lot

2 hours ago, Honors ghost said:

Great thanks glad to be back now I got to go to school I’ll come kill Dylan later

Yay

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Nahh you're good, I get it

I'm full Radiant and so is Kyo. Not like we can easipy kill each other. And @Honors ghost is just generally impossible to get rid of, no way she'd be fully killed

True. We’re similar that way

55 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

...

Huh

How do I have the most posts in this topic

And not Hawks

You talk a lot

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Umm, Plate is cool but I don’t know if it does that much. 
You at least are disoriented due to being exploded at close range. 

HEY

even if it is true 

Tho I did blow us both up last time

Us attacking Kansas a lot

Yay

True. We’re similar that way

You talk a lot

Sure it can, though that's fair

True...but I didn't bring special powers into the equation last time

I do talk a lot

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Sure it can, though that's fair

True...but I didn't bring special powers into the equation last time

I do talk a lot

I CURRENTLY have ducks attacking you. Chill. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I CURRENTLY have ducks attacking you. Chill. 

Not anymore

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

CLOSE FRIENDS, BESTIES, ROOMMATES, COLLEAGUES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERS

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

SIDEKICKS, FAMILY, GOOD PALS, BUDDIES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERS

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Not anymore

*whacks with a picture of that illusion which looks like a duck one way and a rabbit the other*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Gay post of the day.

"Sweet mother, I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl. " -Sappho

 

Some think this may be a mistranslation. I don't really care.

All the Greeks were gay

Back for an hour

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

SIDEKICKS, FAMILY, GOOD PALS, BUDDIES, ANYTHING BUT LOVERS

HISTORY HATES LOVERS

*whacks with a picture of that illusion which looks like a duck one way and a rabbit the other*

Ah yes, that wonderful illusion

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Ice cweam 

[Vielence She/Her]

23 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Not anymore

Hmph. 

9 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Ice cweam 

Mmmmmmmmm 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Hmph. 

Mmmmmmmmm 

Omnom

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

huh

Well I learned the difference between Pan and Bisexual finally

Spoiler

there isn't a difference apparently?? lol

The words mean the same thing but they emerged in our language separately

 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

huh

Well I learned the difference between Pan and Bisexual finally

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there isn't a difference apparently?? lol

The words mean the same thing but they emerged in our language separately

 

Ermm, actually  there is a difference. Bi is being attracted to two or more genders, pan means gender is completely irrelevant to who you're attracted to.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

huh

Well I learned the difference between Pan and Bisexual finally

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there isn't a difference apparently?? lol

The words mean the same thing but they emerged in our language separately

 

I think technically there's a difference, but they're used mostly interchangeably

Also I initially read that as the difference between PAIN and bisexual...

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I think technically there's a difference, but they're used mostly interchangeably

Also I initially read that as the difference between PAIN and bisexual...

There is indeed no difference between pain and bisexual 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

There is indeed no difference between pain and bisexual 

None