Certified Gay Disasters

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Bahahahahaha that’s amazing 

*tosses you another sword bc that one’s bent now*

Nah it's a shardblade.

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*deadpan stare*

*summons sword to briefly sweep your own sword when you land next*

*unsummons sword*

*You can't cause it's a shardblade and it stuck in the ground.* *lands behind you and kidney punch*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

..

No

I ducked my head, not my whole body

*knees knee*

No what? 
OW STOP DOING THAT

*drops spear*
*stabs with dagger*
@KnightSkye Reforged help?!

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, VieB13 said:

No what? 
OW STOP DOING THAT

*drops spear*
*stabs with dagger*
@KnightSkye Reforged help?!

See above

[Vielence She/Her]

41 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Nah it's a shardblade.

*You can't cause it's a shardblade and it stuck in the ground.* *lands behind you and kidney punch*

Oh yeah shardblade!! 
Thank you

*steps back from Kansas*
 

EEP NOOK I HAVE TO GOOOO DONT DIE SKYE

later:

I BACK

*resumes attacking Kansas*

Edited November 19, 2025 by VieB13

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"I did not sleep well, though my bed was comfortable enough, for I had all sorts of queer dreams."
Same Jonathan Harker
Same

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*U PUNCH*

She's out now, it's just Vie and Spartan

*laughs*

I’m back mwahahaha

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Ahhh nooo @Honors ghost

*revives her*
*stabs at Kansas*

Is revived

3 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Me when I say something gay and a fight breaks out for no reason. :3

 

The worst part of being gay is that you have to find other gay people

The best part of being gay is that you get to date gay people

Sigh yup 

1 hour ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"I did not sleep well, though my bed was comfortable enough, for I had all sorts of queer dreams."
Same Jonathan Harker
Same

Hahahahahah that’s real

Runs at Kansas with spear

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

I’m back mwahahaha

Is revived

Sigh yup 

Hahahahahah that’s real

Runs at Kansas with spear

*glares*

*slaps spear aside cause you don't know how to use one of those*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*glares*

*slaps spear aside cause you don't know how to use one of those*

Ugh your an opp

*pulls out a battle pillow* *smacks*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Oh yeah shardblade!! 
Thank you

*steps back from Kansas*
 

EEP NOOK I HAVE TO GOOOO DONT DIE SKYE

later:

I BACK

*resumes attacking Kansas*

Oh good. I also had to go then so Kansas got a reprieve

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Honors ghost said:

Ugh your an opp

*pulls out a battle pillow* *smacks*

*takes the hit cause it's a pillow*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*takes the hit cause it's a pillow*

Ah but it’s a battle pillow it has metal pokies and is made out of titanium 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Ah but it’s a battle pillow it has metal pokies and is made out of titanium 

*is protected by the logic that it is a pillow*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*is protected by the logic that it is a pillow*

Ugh you make me grumpy I’m going away

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Ugh you make me grumpy I’m going away

*wins*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*takes the hit cause it's a pillow*

*stabs from behind repeatedly while you are being hit with the pillow.*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*stabs from behind repeatedly while you are being hit with the pillow.*

*takes the pillow since she gave up and uses it to deflect the stab*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*takes the pillow since she gave up and uses it to deflect the stab*

*stabs through it since, as you have stated, it's a pillow.*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*stabs through it since, as you have stated, it's a pillow.*

Ah, but I didn't block with it, I deflected with it

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ah, but I didn't block with it, I deflected with it

true, but this sword is double edges for a reason. *continues stab through the pillow as the pillow is sliced along it trying to block.*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

true, but this sword is double edges for a reason. *continues stab through the pillow as the pillow is sliced along it trying to block.*

Fine by me

*slides in as you continue stabbing the pillow and backfists your nose*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Fine by me

*slides in as you continue stabbing the pillow and backfists your nose*

*pulls with the hit, going back and slicing you through the gut*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

14 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*takes the pillow since she gave up and uses it to deflect the stab*

Hey that’s mean you weren’t supposed to use the pillow

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

14 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*pulls with the hit, going back and slicing you through the gut*

*keeps sliding in past the cut and grabs your hand, controlling the blade*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*blows a foghorn*

It's Transgender Remembrance Day!

[Chara She/her]

On 11/18/2025 at 12:12 PM, Hawks said:

RUKUU YOUR ALIVE THANK THE GODS

*passes out*

Mmm I need to find a new nickname that is discrete and normal but gender neutral to call you so your parents dont find out but you still feel properly propered

Ruku would be that nickname, funnily enough. They don't know it's a feminine Japanese name.