Certified Gay Disasters

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*slaps*

*ungayly cause they gays slap too nicely*

Conversion therapy 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*slaps*

*ungayly cause they gays slap too nicely*

*stabs more*

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Conversion therapy 

HA

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

*stabs more*

*jumps over the stab*

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Conversion therapy 

Huh?

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*jumps over the stab*

Huh?

*stabs higher*
 

HA

@Honors ghost nooo don’t pull a spren we need you

and I only have like 5 min

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

13 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

YES KANSAS IS HERE. 

EVERYONE JUMP HIM

*jumps Kansas*
@Honors ghost @SpartanBrigade help

*elbow drops form the sky*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

*stabs higher*
 

HA

@Honors ghost nooo don’t pull a spren we need you

and I only have like 5 min

*slaps the stab aside while in midair*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*elbow drops form the sky*

YEAHHHHH

Get him! 
@Kansas Stormcursed now you have 3-4 people and two with some measure of official training and one with unofficial training

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*slaps the stab aside while in midair*

What? HEY

*pulls the other end up and smacks you in the head- making sure not too hit @KnightSkye Reforged*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*elbow drops form the sky*

*rolls out of the way*

Just now, VieB13 said:

YEAHHHHH

Get him! 
@Kansas Stormcursed now you have 3-4 people and two with some measure of official training and one with unofficial training

Hm. Well then, this is interesting

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, VieB13 said:

YEAHHHHH

Get him! 
@Kansas Stormcursed now you have 3-4 people and two with some measure of official training and one with unofficial training

kinda. I am falling at terminal velocity, so I'm prolly gonna die as soon as I hit him, but So might he!

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*rolls out of the way*

Hm. Well then, this is interesting

*splats into the ground at terminal velocity*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

kinda. I am falling at terminal velocity, so I'm prolly gonna die as soon as I hit him, but So might he!

Well I rolled out of the way so...bye bye Skye

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*rolls out of the way*

Hm. Well then, this is interesting

Interesting. THATS the word you choose?? WtH. 

*stabbies while on the ground*

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

kinda. I am falling at terminal velocity, so I'm prolly gonna die as soon as I hit him, but So might he!

*splats into the ground at terminal velocity*

*puts trampoline under you*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Interesting. THATS the word you choose?? WtH. 

*stabbies while on the ground*

Interesting is always my word of choice

*rotates to kick stab aside, then kips up*

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Me when I say something gay and a fight breaks out for no reason. :3

 

The worst part of being gay is that you have to find other gay people

The best part of being gay is that you get to date gay people

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Well I rolled out of the way so...bye bye Skye

See above 

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Interesting is always my word of choice

*rotates to kick stab aside, then kips up*

I wish I could do a kip up… sigh one day. 
*stabs while kipping up*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

Interesting. THATS the word you choose?? WtH. 

*stabbies while on the ground*

*puts trampoline under you*

*bounces* Ha ha! *summons sword to stab as I come down*

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Me when I say something gay and a fight breaks out for no reason. :3

 

The worst part of being gay is that you have to find other gay people

The best part of being gay is that you get to date gay people

Well, you covered the "Be gay" part, so we are covering the "Do crime" part!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Hmmm lies said:

Me when I say something gay and a fight breaks out for no reason. :3

 

The worst part of being gay is that you have to find other gay people

The best part of being gay is that you get to date gay people

This is true

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

See above 

I wish I could do a kip up… sigh one day. 
*stabs while kipping up*

*slaps stab out of the way while kipping up*

Lol I don't use my hands for a kip-up

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*bounces* Ha ha! *summons sword to stab as I come down*

Well, you covered the "Be gay" part, so we are covering the "Do crime" part!

*dodges stab*

*sweeps legs as you land*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*bounces* Ha ha! *summons sword to stab as I come down*

Well, you covered the "Be gay" part, so we are covering the "Do crime" part!

HA! *stabbies Kansas again*
*kicks Kansas*

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This is true

*slaps stab out of the way while kipping up*

Lol I don't use my hands for a kip-up

*dodges stab*

*sweeps legs as you land*

*hits you with the other end*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

This is true

*slaps stab out of the way while kipping up*

Lol I don't use my hands for a kip-up

*dodges stab*

*sweeps legs as you land*

Who says I'm landing? *pogos off sword like the knight from hollow knight*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

HA! *stabbies Kansas again*
*kicks Kansas*

*hits you with the other end*

*ducks under kick, meaning I also duck under the spear hit*

*pinches inside of thigh. Hard*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Who says I'm landing? *pogos off sword like the knight from hollow knight*

Bahahahahaha that’s amazing 

*tosses you another sword bc that one’s bent now*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Who says I'm landing? *pogos off sword like the knight from hollow knight*

*deadpan stare*

*summons sword to briefly sweep your own sword when you land next*

*unsummons sword*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*ducks under kick, meaning I also duck under the spear hit*

*pinches inside of thigh. Hard*

*punches in the nose and growls at you*

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*deadpan stare*

*summons sword to briefly sweep your own sword when you land next*

*unsummons sword*

*kicks as you turn around to get Skye*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

*punches in the nose and growls at you*

*lowers head so your punch lands on my forehead instead*

*cackles as your knuckles fracture*

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*lowers head so your punch lands on my forehead instead*

*cackles as your knuckles fracture*

Who says my knuckles are fractured? *pulls back when I see that I’m gonna miss*
*knees in the nose now that it’s conveniently right there*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Who says my knuckles are fractured? *pulls back when I see that I’m gonna miss*
*knees in the nose now that it’s conveniently right there*

..

No

I ducked my head, not my whole body

*knees knee*