the fellowship of the thing The Fellowship of the Thing - I'm bored. Let's mess around! (Retired)

[Chinkoln he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"A unique skill set? Do elaborate."

"Well for starters, I'm an otter, so I can contort my body and be acrobatic. I can time travel, but I have my own rules so I won't be doing much of that for you. You may have noticed me come out of the glass of water that you were drinking from moments before. I can travel through water, but I have to follow the rules so I can't just go grab your friend and leave. My main talent is being an otter, so nobody hurts me. I was once in the middle of a fight and both sides stopped and just looked at me until I scratched off their faces and ran away with their wallets. Also, I can cook really good fish stew. Did I mention that I'm an otter? I might be able to do other things, but it would break your feeble mind if I told you everything."

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

"Well for starters, I'm an otter, so I can contort my body and be acrobatic. I can time travel, but I have my own rules so I won't be doing much of that for you. You may have noticed me come out of the glass of water that you were drinking from moments before. I can travel through water, but I have to follow the rules so I can't just go grab your friend and leave. My main talent is being an otter, so nobody hurts me. I was once in the middle of a fight and both sides stopped and just looked at me until I scratched off their faces and ran away with their wallets. Also, I can cook really good fish stew. Did I mention that I'm an otter? I might be able to do other things, but it would break your feeble mind if I told you everything."

"Seems legit. Welcome aboard!"

[Chinkoln he/him]

"Great, BTW, I would go get some mouthwash, I was waiting in your glass for a while because I wanted a dramatic entrance."

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"Does it feel otter in here to anyone?"

[Chinkoln he/him]

2 minutes ago, Negative_Null said:

"Does it feel otter in here to anyone?"

"That is my bad, I told you that I might have other powers, well it pretty cold in here and I don't like that, so I am heating it up to the point that it should feel like an otter giving you a hug."

[AonEne he/him]

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This is the best character. I love him. 

 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Chinkoln said:

"That is my bad, I told you that I might have other powers, well it pretty cold in here and I don't like that, so I am heating it up to the point that it should feel like an otter giving you a hug."

"You can control heat can you? Well so can I." To prove my point I siphon away enough heat to make frost form on the ground.

[Chinkoln he/him]

4 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

"You can control heat can you? Well so can I." To prove my point I siphon away enough heat to make frost form on the ground.

Chinkoln looks around and whispers "Y'all need to act impressed, he thinks he is taking away the heat, but all that frost is just an illusion I made. I took away the heat from him so he feels good about himself, but the rest of you get to stay nice and toasty."

[Vapor she/her]

"He actually can do that," Jek whispers. "It's not just an illusion. He's done it lots before."

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, Chinkoln said:

Chinkoln looks around and whispers "Y'all need to act impressed, he thinks he is taking away the heat, but all that frost is just an illusion I made. I took away the heat from him so he feels good about himself, but the rest of you get to stay nice and toasty."

I don't even flinch. "Cheeky little creature. Tell me O' powerful one as mighty are you a gambler?"

[Chinkoln he/him]

I sigh. "You seriously believe that I, an all-powerful time traveler that can make fish stew, would gamble? I literally have a quantum processor embedded in my skull, so even if I did gamble, I would always win... unless my opponent cheated."

[Channelknight Fadran]

2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

I sigh. "You seriously believe that I, an all-powerful time traveler that can make fish stew, would gamble? I literally have a quantum processor embedded in my skull, so even if I did gamble, I would always win... unless my opponent cheated."

"Hey, you have to stay with the group a little longer than thirteen seconds if you want insult rights." Fadran reminds the otter.

[Chinkoln he/him]

Chinkoln looks at Fadran with an incredulous expression "Do you know who invented insults? Because I don't and that really annoys me that I can't figure it out. But he started it, I was just finishing it.".

[Nathrangking he/him]

4 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

I sigh. "You seriously believe that I, an all-powerful time traveler that can make fish stew, would gamble? I literally have a quantum processor embedded in my skull, so even if I did gamble, I would always win... unless my opponent cheated."

"Surely if you are as powerful as you claim you would not fear a wager. Unless you merely speak words of bravado. I have seen many braggarts claim to be mighty. They are usually all talk. You seem the type. I made no insult against you. It is you who make baseless claims against me."

[Negative_Null They/Them]

"Guys, is this really the time?"

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Yeah, I'm with Null. We've got an evil... thing chasing us."

[Chinkoln he/him]

"If you want to have a wager then I bet a bowl of my best fish stew and Fadran's glass of water that I am OCD, dyslexic, ADHD, ADD, and TMS and you are not."

Edited August 24, 2020 by Chinkoln
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[Vapor she/her]

"Fight later, run now. Although I can bet that I'm more OCD than you," Vapor says, grabbing her bag.

[Nathrangking he/him]

7 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

"If you want to have a wager then I bet a bowl of my best fish stew and Fadran's glass of water that I am OCD, dyslexic, ADHD, and ADD, TMS and you are not."

"While I agree with my friends I'll say this you are unskilled in the art of the wager. You want to succeed learn humility." I turn back to Fox and will my winds to hold the dagger aloft in front of her. 

Edited August 24, 2020 by Nathrangking

[Chinkoln he/him]

 

6 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"Fight later, run now. Although I can bet that I'm more OCD than you," Vapor says, grabbing her bag.

"You might be, but are you OCD, dyslexic, ADHD, ADD, and TMS?" Chinkoln replied, as he lazily ambled over to the door. He opened it and walked out. He stepped into a puddle and let everyone gape in amazement as it formed into a slide that he rode in the direction that they were running. "You may proceed to worship me."

[Vapor she/her]

Jek folds his arms. "Yeah, right. Do you expect me to worship an otter who just insulted Nath? I don't know what you're accustomed to, but generally when someone is impolite and acts like they own the world, people tend not to like it."

[Chinkoln he/him]

"Great! I was worried I had made the wrong impression on you people. I am sure you will get used to me. I tend to grow on people, like a fungus."

Edited August 24, 2020 by Chinkoln
Because admins hyperventilate if someone double posts.

[Vapor she/her]

Jek folded his arms and started walking faster.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

"So, Otter, where are you from?"  Kindness asks.

[Channelknight Fadran]

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So @Spren of Kindness and @xinoehp512, I'm going to do a quick Pacing 101. I'd recommend that the chase gets heated sooner or later, then we break the pace with Kindness finding the place we're looking for, and then the pursuer catches up and there's a huge fight scene!