The Happy Inquisitor: A Restaurant

[Canada Lover]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor’s brows furrowed even more at this immediate request for white. But he couldn’t turn away a potential customer. Kaladin looked just as grumpy sometimes, and he wasn’t a troublemaker. Well, the bad kind, at least.

”I will give you this drink soon, after I get the other customer’s order ready.”

He turned back around to face the other person. A waiter? Lunamor looked around, realizing he had no idea where his staff was. Another waiter couldn’t hurt, he supposed. He already was having to deal with two customers at once, one minute after he had regained his senses.

”You may be a waiter if you wish. However, this job, he is difficult. Much blood has been shed in trying to serve customers.”

 

"Um... okay? Thank you for the job?" The person was unsure how to take it.

"Uh, right this way!" They led Ashe to a table.

"Hello sir, what would you like to eat today?" They asked the man that just walked in.

@Ookla the Silver @Ookla-The-Stick

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

Ashe

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Ash. no E  

 

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

"Um... okay? Thank you for the job?" The person was unsure how to take it.

"Uh, right this way!" They led Ashe to a table.

"Hello sir, what would you like to eat today?" They asked the man that just walked in.

@Ookla the Silver @Ookla-The-Stick

"Boiled sleepless"

[Canada Lover]

1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

 

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Oh, your last post said Ashe, so I was confused.

1 minute ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"Boiled sleepless"

"Okay!" He escorted him to a table near Ash and went to go make the drink?

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What is a Boiled Sleepless? Is it on the menu?

 

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

"Okay!" He escorted him to a table near Ash and went to go make the drink?

 

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A boiled sleepless!

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

Oh, your last post said Ashe, so I was confused.

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... I see that... oops! Typos all around!  

 

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Silver said:

 

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...?  Please inform me...

 

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Canada Lover said:

"Um... okay? Thank you for the job?" The person was unsure how to take it.

"Uh, right this way!" They led Ashe to a table.

"Hello sir, what would you like to eat today?" They asked the man that just walked in.

Lunamor breathed a sigh of relief. He was not made to deal with three customers at once. He shuffled towards the kitchen, but smelled something awful. He sped in and found a horrific sight. There was a pot of stew charred beyond recognition! He had apparently left the burner on during his absence. He muttered an apology, and dumped it in the trash with a wince.

He quickly made the simple stew and grabbed a bottle of cider and a bottle of white. The stew and cider he set to the side, as he couldn’t have his waiter eating on the job. He poured a tiny glass of white, and brought it out to the women dressed in white at a table.

@Ookla-The-Stick

Edited November 28, 2023 by Lunamor
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[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

 

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Like if you take a sleepless (bug people) and boil one! Mhhhh yummy

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Lunamor breathed a sigh of relief. He was not made to deal with three customers at once. He shuffled towards the kitchen, but smelled something awful. He sped in and found a horrific sight. There was a pot of stew charred beyond recognition! He had apparently left the burner on during his absence. He muttered an apology, and dumped it in the trash with a wince.

He quickly made the simple stew and grabbed a bottle of cider and a bottle of white. The stew and coder he set to the side, as he couldn’t have his waiter eating on the job. He poured a tiny glass of white, and brought it out to the women dressed in white at the bar.

@Ookla-The-Stick

Ash took the small shot glass and sipped at it appreciatively. "good stuff, this." 

[Canada Lover]

"Uh, one boiled sleepless for the man in the back?" The person called out to Lunamor.

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Lunamor breathed a sigh of relief. He was not made to deal with three customers at once. He shuffled towards the kitchen, but smelled something awful. He sped in and found a horrific sight. There was a pot of stew charred beyond recognition! He had apparently left the burner on during his absence. He muttered an apology, and dumped it in the trash with a wince.

He quickly made the simple stew and grabbed a bottle of cider and a bottle of white. The stew and coder he set to the side, as he couldn’t have his waiter eating on the job. He poured a tiny glass of white, and brought it out to the women dressed in white at the bar.

@Ookla-The-Stick

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But bringing things out to people is my job...

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said:

Ash took the small shot glass and sipped at it appreciatively. "good stuff, this." 

Lunamor eyed her intensely, watching for any signs of devious intent.

”I appreciate the compliment. What is your name?”

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

"Uh, one boiled sleepless for the man in the back?" The person called out to Lunamor.

Lunamor was mildly concerned. A sleepless? Boiled? He had a new target to be suspicious of.

“Is cremling stew acceptable?”

@Ookla the Silver

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Lunamor doesn’t trust anyone else to hand out Horneater White.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Ash." She said, taking another tiny sip.

Edited November 30, 2023 by Ookla-The-Stick

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

"Ash." She said, taking another tiny sip.

“Ash. A fine name. My name is Lunamor.”

She seemed to be at least a bit trustworthy. She hadn’t downed the entire drink in one go. 

“Let me know if you would like some more white.”

He was loathe to pass up an opportunity for more spheres.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Lunamor said:

“Ash. A fine name. My name is Lunamor.”

She seemed to be at least a bit trustworthy. She hadn’t downed the entire drink in one go. 

“Let me know if you would like some more white.”

He was loathe to pass up an opportunity for more spheres.

" nice to meet you, Lunamor, and thank you." she sat back, trailing her finger idly around the rim of her glass before taking another sip, savoring the fiery drink.  

[Argenti he/him]

9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

“Is cremling stew acceptable?”

 

"it will suffice..." 
He posts a negative... Yelp review. 

[Canada Lover]

Just now, Ookla the Silver said:

"it will suffice..." 
He posts a negative... Yelp review. 

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No... not the negative yelp review...

"Can I get you anything to drink, good sir?" The waiter asked.

[Argenti he/him]

22 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Can I get you anything to drink, good sir?" The waiter asked.

"Like I said earlier, Chull martini, stirred, not shaken" he says, annoyed. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan yawns, walking into The Happy Inquisitor. "Someone get me something to wake me up," He says, flopping into a seat. "I'm exhausted."

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

Elan yawns, walking into The Happy Inquisitor. "Someone get me something to wake me up," He says, flopping into a seat. "I'm exhausted."

Lunamor nodded to Ash, then shuffled over to the new customer.

“The Metalborn Snap, he is very good for waking up. Do you want one?”

[Canada Lover]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Silver said:

"Like I said earlier, Chull martini, stirred, not shaken" he says, annoyed. 

The waiter walks away and begins to make the drink, as they are also the bartender because the place is understaffed.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

A fanfare sounds as the door swings wide open. Enter: The Soundtrack. The Soundtrack rings out Variations on Stew, and a feeling of desire (specifically for stew) emanates from it. 
 

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I don’t know a lot about music, but I’m going to try to make it sound fancy and Italian I guess

@Canada Lover

Edited November 29, 2023 by TheOokla929

[Canada Lover]

The waiter brought out the drink to @Ookla the Silver.

They then quickly seated Elan before they fell asleep and went to the new person.

"Hello, welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! What would you like to eat and drink?"

6 minutes ago, TheOokla929 said:

A fanfare sounds as the door swings wide open. Enter: The Soundtrack. The Soundtrack rings out Variations on Stew, and a feeling of desire (specifically for stew) emanates from it. 
 

@Canada Lover

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Ask Lunamor what the music is.

@Lunamor

[Lunamor she/her]

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Fancy and Italian works great!

@Canada Lover

@TheOokla929

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

3 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

"Hello, welcome to The Happy Inquisitor! What would you like to eat and drink?"

@Lunamor

Variations on Stew intensifies, this time in a minor key conveying a slightly annoyed tone. 

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What do you want me to ask Lunamor?

 

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And yeah The Soundtrack wants some stew, just regular