The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Frustration]

10 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Heh storms, lightning 

*In Frustrated Palpatine voice* it was funnier when that was implied.

[AonEne he/him]

7 hours ago, Blessed peace said:

yours is quite long

It may or may not be the longest AMA on the forums.  Let’s make it 100 pages, that’s totally feasible right  

*creates a lightning storm* 

[The_Archivist he/him]

*catches lightning to go forward in time*

[Lunamor she/her]

*floating skateboards start appearing everywhere*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*Gets knocked in the head with a skateboard*

[Lunamor she/her]

*the Mattel logo on its surface flashes evilly as it floats away*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

*Throws a fire engine at the nearest skateboard*

[Lunamor she/her]

*the Mattel board laughs at the overkill and glares at the firetruck so harshly that it stops in place*

[AonEne he/him]

23 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

*Throws a fire engine at the nearest skateboard*

Not a sentence I thought I’d ever read, I’ll be honest. The Shard seems to generate those. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

*I clap my hands and the lightning storm to end lightning storms begins.*

[thebubblesarealie he/him]

3 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

*I clap my hands and the lightning storm to end lightning storms begins.*

*I unclap (?) my hands and Lift is being Slick in front of me in the lightning storm*

[Destruction he/him]

A skateboard approaches the back of Lift's head charged with lightning power.

[Frustration]

Me looking at this absolute madness like:

[Destruction he/him]

At least in the midst of the madness there are still winners and losers.

*wins*

[Frustration]

17 minutes ago, Spren of Destruction said:

At least in the midst of the madness there are still winners and losers.

*wins*

In the end Frustration trumps all, I am the ultimate victor because without me victory means nothing.

[Nathrangking he/him]

40 minutes ago, thebubblesarealie said:

*I unclap (?) my hands and Lift is being Slick in front of me in the lightning storm*

The heavens are my domain. *With a thought the storm continues.*

[Destruction he/him]

I add my power to the storm hoping for it to destroy something. It grows bigger as it gains in power from two narrators. Then I tell the storm to destroy anybody who tries to win except me. WHA HA HA my plan is coming to fruition. YOUR END IS COMING SOON.

*wins*

[Ishar]

Storms don't scare me.

[Frustration]

4 minutes ago, Spren of Destruction said:

I add my power to the storm hoping for it to destroy something. It grows bigger as it gains in power from two narrators. Then I tell the storm to destroy anybody who tries to win except me. WHA HA HA my plan is coming to fruition. YOUR END IS COMING SOON.

*wins*

"All is withdrawn for me. I stand against the one who gives me life. I protect the one who would have me dead. I raise my hand. The storm responds."

-WoK chapter 69 Epigraph (modified)

[Destruction he/him]

No!!! I feel my control of the Storm be Destroyed. My attempts at controlling have experienced @Frustration. My attempts fail and I leave to find a suitable Sanderson quote to beat frustration.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

BANANA NUT (muffin)!!!!!!

[Frustration]

28 minutes ago, Spren of Destruction said:

No!!! I feel my control of the Storm be Destroyed. My attempts at controlling have experienced @Frustration. My attempts fail and I leave to find a suitable Sanderson quote to beat frustration.

"To be human is to wish for that which you cannot possess." -Nohadon somewhere in WoK

[The_Archivist he/him]

2 hours ago, Ishar said:

Storms don't scare me.

"I ain't afraid of no storms"

[+Doomstick he/him]

*is Orranis*

[NameIess]

*Buys Szeth's oathstone*