NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 5 Posted May 5 (edited) It's not a joke actually. I have four uncles over 6'3. Yeah i don't think he died but he's likely still drowning in hw Edited May 5 by NerdSandwich
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Uhhh he hasn't visited the Shard since April 25 sooooo Maybe drowned? Ah well school will end eventually.
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 8 Posted May 8 Please don’t drown. Drowning is one of the worst ways to go, alongside hunger and dehydration.
Frustration Posted May 8 Posted May 8 1 hour ago, Through The Living Grub said: Please don’t drown. Drowning is one of the worst ways to go, alongside hunger and dehydration. That's it? I can think of waaaayy worse ways to die.
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 9 Posted May 9 1 hour ago, Frustration said: That's it? I can think of waaaayy worse ways to die. 1 hour ago, Frustration said: That's it? I can think of waaaayy worse ways to die. Beyond getting bones crushed and whatnot. I personally ignore “super painful and unusual methods of death like sliding down a banister of razor blades” because it’s so out there. What you got anyways? I’m genuinely curious now.
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 9 Posted May 9 2 hours ago, Frustration said: That's it? I can think of waaaayy worse ways to die. Spagettification #WhenYouThinkYouSeeAWormholeAndGetExcited
Frustration Posted May 9 Posted May 9 2 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said: Beyond getting bones crushed and whatnot. I personally ignore “super painful and unusual methods of death like sliding down a banister of razor blades” because it’s so out there. What you got anyways? I’m genuinely curious now. Being impaled. As in sharpened wooden spike up your hind end and poking out on top. You'd be surprised how long the human body can survive in such a state. Crucifixion Blood eagle Chinese bamboo torture, where bamboo literally grows through your body I forget what it's called, but you get locked in a barrel full of honey and left in a swamp where you slowly die of insects Rats. I can keep going, but you get the picture.
Frustration Posted May 10 Posted May 10 On 5/8/2026 at 10:37 PM, Verdance said: uh getting springlocked What's that?
Verdance he/him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 8 hours ago, Frustration said: What's that? FNaF thing imagine a costume with pieces of a robot inside. Now imagine that costume transforming into a robot while you’re still inside.
Frustration Posted May 10 Posted May 10 48 minutes ago, Verdance said: FNaF thing imagine a costume with pieces of a robot inside. Now imagine that costume transforming into a robot while you’re still inside. Well, once that happens to real people I'll add it to the list.
Doomslug the Arcane she/her Posted May 10 Posted May 10 happy mothers day! don't be like me and completely forget...
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 10 Posted May 10 2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said: happy mothers day! don't be like me and completely forget... I forgot.
Shatter He/Him Posted May 10 Posted May 10 (edited) 13 hours ago, Frustration said: Well, once that happens to real people I'll add it to the list. Technically, the mechanical idea of springlocking can happen in real life. For example, modern garage doors use large torsion springs under extreme tension; if those snap, fragments go EVERYWHERE. Automotive clutch and brake spring assemblies use multiple high-tension springs. If released, parts can launch outward with force, and technicians can suffer hand and facial injuries. You can get the rest. oooo. Page 3131 Edited May 11 by Shatter
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 12 Posted May 12 31 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: Nope! My turn! Ohohoho?! you wanna play? I can play this game!
Verdance he/him Posted May 12 Posted May 12 11 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said: How bout me? I’m not a greenie! Im a greenie
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