The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I never would have thought that people would start incessantly chortling on my behalf. Its beautiful. *wipes tears* 

oh and, "chortles."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

We now declare chortolism to be a religion. Chortles.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I shall be leader of said religion. Chortolism. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wouldn't it be Chortlism? Or Chortleism?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

24 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Wouldn't it be Chortlism? Or Chortleism?

Great point! I hereby declare that it shall be known as Chortlism!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I would like to partake of Chortlism.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Gladly. Do you swear to honor and respect the sacred art of chortles and use it with respect and dignity?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I the grandmaster of chortles accept you as the master of chortles, but only as the second in command under me.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I the grandmaster of chortles accept you as the master of chortles, but only as the second in command under me.

I hereby excommunicate you for blaspheming the leader of chortlism.  

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

I hereby excommunicate you for blaspheming the leader of chortlism.  

no, I excommunicate YOU.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

no, I excommunicate YOU.

IMPOSSIBLE

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Boomerang Guy said:

IMPOSSIBLE

 

BUT NOT INCONCEIVABLE!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

BUT NOT INCONCEIVABLE!

YOU'RE FACE IS INCONCEIVABLE

[NameIess]

*Chortles blasphemously*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said:

YOU'RE FACE IS INCONCEIVABLE

YOUR BOOMERANG IS IMPOSSIBLE!

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

NAMELESS STAY OUT OF THIS!

Unless you want to swear the oath and join Chortlism?

 

YOU CANNOT FATHOM MY BOOMERANG

Edited May 26, 2022 by Boomerang Guy

[NameIess]

*Starts cult dedicated to overthrowing the false chortlers*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Great @Nameless. Great work. You can start with @Thaidakar the Ghostblood!

[NameIess]

*Starts with @Boomerang Guy*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*nods* Nameless, wanna ally against the false chortlers!

[NameIess]

*Turns full force onto Thaidakar*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*looks to boomerang, then nods at Nameless* wanna take him down?

[NameIess]

*Gets over five million loyal devoted followers*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*gets over eight billion well trained mistborns*

[NameIess]

*Becomes the ruler of the universe off of pure charisma*