The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*becomes ruler of the multiverse off of pure chortles*

[NameIess]

*Chokes to death while eating breakfast*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*gives Nameless a funeral* and he chortled blasphemously to his death day.

[NameIess]

*Becomes a saint*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*pretends that he and nameless had been freinds all along, forges will*

[NameIess]

*Followers begin having dreams telling them that I will return after all the unholy are slain*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*all of nameless' followers start being slaughtered by mistborns.*

[NameIess]

*All of Nameless' followers are blessed with holy powers that allow them to destroy the unfaithful*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Chortles at the childesh charade from afar.*

[NameIess]

*Horde of fanatic chortlers freeze and turn towards Boomerang Guy*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Shields blasphemous chortlers from touching me with my masterful perfected chortles of pure righteousness*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*giant ants attack everything*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Thaidakar! Stop this nonsense!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

nah, that's no fun. *starts a multiversial food revolution.*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*sighs in exasperation*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*smiles while sets cockroaches free from a hotel wall*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Okay I must say I DETEST bugs. So i will politely ask you to FREAKIN STOP RELEASING ROACHES YOU FLIPPING TURD!

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

I’m going to start a religion based off of chuckling.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*roaches and ants start attacking boomerang*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

*Bookwyrm is confuzzled. Again.*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*kills dem bugs*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What the heck is wrong with this thread?

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I haven't the slightest Idea

[Going_North_cal]

if we got a mod to close this, the final post would be the TRUE winner!!!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which would be heresy of the highest order.