The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[AonEne he/him]

Ene tried to plot.

[Lunamor she/her]

A new graph to find out where Truthless was.

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GODMODDING YAY

(Wait, can I godmod here?)

 

[AonEne he/him]

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In this case, sure, I don't mind.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

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Yay!

They figured out that Truthless was located in a potato floating in space.

”Well, that should be a bit difficult to reach, considering that we don’t have spaceships or anything like that... Or do we?”

Edited May 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[AonEne he/him]

"I don't," I admitted.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Hmm... well I guess we’re going to have to build one then!”

*spaceship construction montage ensues*

I’m totally not qualified to build a spaceship but whatever

[xinoehp512 he/him]

35 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I shrugged. "I like how it is - randomness interspersed with winning/spam and the occasional bit of roleplay, until it either dies or finds a new thread to live in."

Xino sighed. "Spam is never good, Ene."

[AonEne he/him]

*helps with montage* "When it's allowed, it's fine."

[Lunamor she/her]

About two minutes later...

”Wow, I can’t believe that we built this super high tech and advanced spaceship in under two minutes!”

Edited May 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino raised an eyebrow. "I thought that spam was never allowed on the Shard."

[Lunamor she/her]

“Not unless you’re on The Last Post Wins!”

*spams*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"What makes you different?" asked Xino.

Edited May 27, 2019 by xinoehp512

[Lunamor she/her]

But, not knowing this, they decided to launch the spaceship anyways. 

“Everyone ready for launch?”

Edit: Whoops, didn’t see Xino’s edit. Please disregard that.

”I dunno, probably the fact that virtually anything on this thread could count as ‘winning’.”

Edited May 27, 2019 by Lunamor

[AonEne he/him]

"Because our spam isn't absolute nonsense - it has a pattern. We have conversations." Ene jumps into the spaceship.

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[Lunamor she/her]

“Unless, of course, we decide to just post memes. Or ninja armies.” I jumped into the spaceship after Ene.

[AonEne he/him]

"Still a pattern," she said.

[Lunamor she/her]

“True,” I responded, pressing the big red button that would send us hurtling towards the stars. The ten second countdown began.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

9 minutes ago, AonEne said:

"Because out spam isn't absolute nonsense - it has a pattern. We have conversations." Ene jumps into the spaceship.

"'I win' over and over again is not a conversation. And yes, it does have a pattern- it's all the same."

[Lunamor she/her]

“Still counts!” I said, poking my head out the door of the spaceship.

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"'I win' over and over again is not a conversation. And yes, it does have a pattern- it's all the same."

"I disagree on both counts," Ene said as the takeoff number hit six. "Just about anything can be a conversation, and it's not all the same." Three. "Join us?" Two.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Xino sighed. "Fine."

He hopped on.

"That doesn't make it not spam. And a whole lot of it is."

[AonEne he/him]

"Why don't you think it's not spam?" I made room for him as the countdown ticked to one.

[BringerofShadows she/her]

“Can I throw a hatchet at someone?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

43 minutes ago, AonEne said:

"Why don't you think it's not spam?" I made room for him as the countdown ticked to one.

"Because it adds nothing to the discussion."

[old man moomba he/him]

"H" Dapper said.