The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Karger said:

I can stand(or at least sit)!

But hoooooow?!

*waves arms around like Kermit*

[Karger he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

But hoooooow?!

By walking up and shaking hands?

[Lunamor she/her]

“But... but surely it can’t be that easy!”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

If only it were that easy on TLT, Star thought.

[Lunamor she/her]

If only I had a waffle, Luna thought.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

                       , thought the nearby mime. 

[Karger he/him]

28 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

If only I had a waffle, Luna thought.

With butter

[Lunamor she/her]

And lots and lots of syrup. 

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

45 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

If only it were that easy on TLT, Star thought.

Vargo growled, throwing the ship into non-spam mode.  "Nothing's ever easy in The Longest Thread.  The Longest Thread is evil and should never be mentioned.  Hopefully, in non-spam mode, we can distract them."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star got defensive. "What's wrong with The Longest Thread?"

[Lunamor she/her]

“Yeah! It is just as fun as this one!”

[+Doomstick he/him]

I support the closing of this thread

Spoiler

As long as I am the last post

Spoiler

 

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 5/27/2019 at 5:18 PM, Lunamor said:

“We must find the location of Truthless and make him tell us what happens!”

I’ll give you a hint 

Spoiler

I’m on Earth

On 5/27/2019 at 5:12 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

After the county contest, the couple decided that they might as well keep going, so they left for the city-wide scraggly dog contest. When they got there, there were hundreds of scraggly dogs, all trying to win the contest. Finally, after much waiting, it was the scraggly dog’s turn to be presented before the judges.

”The scraggliness... it’s overpowering!!” The first judge said.

The second judges was simply at a loss for words at the scraggliness of the dog.

”THIS DOG IS SO FRICKIN SCRAGGLY” the third judge said.

And so the scraggly dog won the city contest.

The scraggly dog was on a roll, so he went to the statewide scraggly dog competition. There were thousands of scraggly dogs there, the likes of which the scraggly dog had never seen before! Scraggly dogs that looked like cats, cats that looked like scraggly dogs, and pretty much anything else that looked scraggly. By this point, the judges weren’t too picky. Until they saw the scraggly dog that is. 

“This dog.... the scraggliness is inconceivable!!” The first judge said. 

“Bark!! Bark bark bark!! Woof woof!!” The second judge said, who happened to be a dog (not scraggly however)

“I cannot believe just how scraggly this dog is!!” The third judge said.

And so, the dog won the state wide scraggly dog competition. But he wasn’t ready to stop just yet!

[Vargo Seldon he/him]

43 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Star got defensive. "What's wrong with The Longest Thread?"

 

42 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

“Yeah! It is just as fun as this one!”

"I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with TLT," Vargo growled, "It's competition!"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

 

 

 

Just now, Vargo Seldon said:

"I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with TLT," Vargo growled, "It's competition!"

"Competition for what exactly?"

[AonEne he/him]

41 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

After the county contest, the couple decided that they might as well keep going, so they left for the city-wide scraggly dog contest.

Wait a second.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Wait a second.

Yeah! 

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Congrats on 2000 upvotes

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Yeah! 

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Congrats on 2000 upvotes

 

Yeah, good job Ene!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 hours ago, Vargo Seldon said:

 

"I'll tell you exactly what's wrong with TLT," Vargo growled, "It's competition!"

Xino looked at him coldy. "We're only competition because you wanted it to be. Leave it to a thread dedicated for competition to make enemies for no reason."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star started humming Warriors by Imagine Dragons

Here we are, don't turn away now

We are the Narrators who built this town

[Clyde Froggins he/him]

Abra-kadabra-alakazam, your hands are now frying pans!

[lillylyantha she/her]

Aww crap.

 

 

fixed it

Edited May 29, 2019 by Dedspren

[Karger he/him]

Your hands?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, Clyde Froggins said:

Abra-kadabra-alakazam, your hands are now frying pans!

Quick!! Get a pokeball for those three!

[lillylyantha she/her]

Mroe lickly master balls there dang had ta carh

 

dang those frying pans