The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

I'm going to lose in less than five minutes.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Your wish is yours to keep

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I’m going to lose…

eventually, but right now I’m winning!

[Immortal Platypus]

why do ya'll be active?

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

why do ya'll be active?

Of course so that I can win!

[Immortal Platypus]

but i wanna win

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

So do I!

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

19 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

So do I!

That’s unfortunate

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

And why is that?

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

And why is that?

Because I win!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

But… but… but… why??

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

But… but… but… why??

A law of nature

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

*grabs a book of my shelf*

“ ‘uh… physics?’ “… “ ‘excellent joke lad! Excellent joke!’ “

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

If it makes you feel any better, you won for an hour.

[Lunamor she/her]

And you won for 51 minutes!

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fe fi fo fum you cannot win because I won

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You won for 46!

I'm guessing now that I will win for less than that. If I'm right, my loss is tempered by the fact that I won in my little guessing match. If I'm wrong, it means I won for longer. So either way I'm happy.

EDIT: And then I get ninja'd and the whole thing becomes obsolete so I'm no longer happy.

Wow.

46 minute gap ninja. 

Might be a new record.

Edited January 15, 2024 by The Bookwyrm

[Aeoryi she/her]

Tempered steel

 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Tempered carbon

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, The cheeseman said:

Tempered carbon

Temporarily Tempered temperament involving temper for a temporary temporal time 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...What?

[Aeoryi she/her]

I've now seen a real brain in person that's pretty cool

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...Okay.

I hope by "in person" you mean you saw it yourself and not that it was still inside a person.

[Immortal Platypus]

i would also hope that

[Edema Rue she/her]

Guys, I think I win. Isn't it great?

(um also yes please, don't look at brains while they're inside people, that's creepy and gross)

(I'm never creepy or gross whaaaat)